Nobody Asked for This

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco records live from a parking lot as he questions the relativity of several snack big wigs named Joe, acknowledges the rise and fall of his favourite discontinued products, opens up about his Halloweens fails of the past, and more!   Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast Instagram: @nobody_...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the unfortunate encounter his phone had with the floor, the unfortunate encounter his car had with itself, and the unfortunate lack of encounter his teeth had with his retainer for the past year. He also has a mid-episode realization that he may have had plastic surgery, exposes his 2020 Amazon purchases, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobod...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco celebrates the 110th anniversary of the fridge while pondering what people did 111 years ago, comes clean on his clarinet cleaning routine (or lack thereof), takes an hour-long intermission to perform important tasks such as topping up car coolant and opening up the last can in his pack of a healthy soda alternative, examines his 2022 Amazon purchase, wond...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco shows off by (basically) correctly identifying the term for a piece of medical paraphernalia, debates whether or not he would be a good juror, urges the food scientists to look no further into stevia, gives his take on the validity of Wikipedia, questions the logistics around Shrek themed accommodations, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforth...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses a hypochondria life hack, the concerning yet appropriately Halloween-themed noises his car has been making, a new mid-year New Year's resolution, the literary history of a certain T.V. doctor, and more Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast Instagram: @nobody_asked_for_this_podca...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses an exciting potential fast food Christmas menu update, the total time (in hours) that he sat in traffic on the day of recording, the odd place he saw a Tesla, why he hopes his car is haunted, whether or not he is sweating onions, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast I...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco procrastinates reading a book no one but himself is forcing him to read by discussing topics such as the confusing state of the current seasonal transition, admitting his fear of catfishing himself into believing he is running a successful podcast empire, chronicling The Great Pumpkin Spice Syrup Search of 2023, showing off his lackluster geography skills,...

In one of the longest episodes in the history of the podcast, Francesco adds quantity without jeopardizing the mediocre quality that "listeners" have become accustomed to. Topics include, the flexibility of Walmart, the ideal pumpkin flavour to sweetness ratio he is looking for in a coffee syrup this autumnal season, the word "ecosystem", an intense life philosophy brought on by the recent trendin...

In this extremely jumpy and rambly episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses almost every other topic on the face of the planet except the following: Einstein's Theory of Relativity, physics, geography, math(matics), any show on the TLC network, Easter, parallel universes, the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell, Van Gogh, the Suez Canal, athletics, String Theory, scuba diving, oatmeal...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco gives an update on all the recent Fall fast food activity, prematurely announces a partnership with a certain mermaid centric coffee shop, rights the wrongs of last Autumnal season with a specialty doughnut review, explains how September makes way for high levels of seasonal delusion, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Fol...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses an accidental cinnamon challenge attempt, his desire to own a patent, all the Summer fast food menu items he has to try before they leave for the season, how it was chronologically impossible for Albert Einstein to go to a business conference with Mozart, and more Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Medi...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco anticipates the upcoming fall season, celebrates his first candy corn purchase of the year, outlines all of the new and returning fall menu items at all of the important (fast food) restaurants, attempts to order pumpkin spice syrup whilst recording, details a harrowing ice cream cone mishap that left him shaken, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodya...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses the unchanging nature of his procrastinatory habits, an email that lead him to the idea for the world's next luxury toilet, the latest development in the search for extraterrestrial life, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast Instagram: @nobody_asked_for_this_podcast T...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco reacts to a recent piece of podcast feedback (which leads to a brainstorming session on how to make the podcast not boring), rates classic books he has not read based on length not quality, prepares for the impending autumnal season, details a hot sauce purchase gone wrong, and more!   Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses a brief history of sparkling water, the recent 'week of free things', the rise of fast food chain restaurant apps, his fear of cruise ships, the specifics of space exploration, the downfall of the digitization of money, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftpodcast Instagram:...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses how easy it would be for AI to replicate him, reaches out to the movie trailer community to offer them some advice, discusses the Rewatch Test (and the sad, long list of movies that fail this very scientific standardized assessment), gives a far too detailed Gupdate -a triumphant return for the segment, deeply encourages refrigeration, and more!...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco (once again) reimagines the traditional yearly calendar, provides an in depth tutorial on how to produce a mediocre (at best) podcast on a low budget, gives a movie review on a franchise he joined 21 years too late, gives both heartbreaking and uplifting news on one of his favourite beverages, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean....

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco discusses his lack of understanding what day of the week it is, has an unexpected mid-episode Gupdate, elaborates on one of the (only) perks of having the podcast, announces himself to be in opposition of the deckle edged book form, gives billionaires a way out of buying a ticket to space, requests scientific research on the impact of a recent change, and...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco does an extreme miscalculation of the number of episodes of the podcast he has recorded, basks in the Fall weather (on a day that just happens to be the first day of Summer), does a deep dive into a popular grocery store chain, and (because of the amount of time he took to describe every detail of this grocery store) only a little bit more! Visit Our Websi...

In this episode, Francesco celebrates the one year anniversary of the podcast, calls out and provides notes to the movie trailer making industry, describes two harrowing car related incidents - relating one back to an incident from high school which involved a poorly timed mid-Math exam Gupdate, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok:...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco anticipates the forthcoming one year anniversary episode, complains about the heat while acknowledging the hypocrisy of having multiple episodes where he complains about the cold, navigates a live doorbell ringing, pitches a Food Network show while telling the story of chicken wings gone wrong, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean...

In this episode, Francesco discusses newly learned car safety tips, comes clean about past forging of (non-government) documents, tells the story of a poetry class gone wrong (with a pandemic twist), gives an update on a donut comeback story, questions the wording of a food warning label, and more! Visit Our Website: podcastnobodyaskedforthis.podbean.com   Follow Us on Social Media: Tiktok: @naftp...

In this episode, Francesco attempts (and ultimately fails) to make the podcast an international, multilingual experience, admits to preferring the offerings of a less frequently washed water bottle, and tells a (much too long, anti-climactic, and drawn out) story involving the unfortunate consequences of believing a spilled diet soda would not have the same negative effects on carpet as a regular...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco tries to enact global harmony by recommending a simple change that would help bring us all one step closer to world peace, salutes poutine for maintaining such an upscale reputation despite the sound of its first syllable, ponders the vibe of the break room at Disneyland, revisits a popular Walt Disney conspiracy theory, questions the Netflix tracking stat...

In this episode of the podcast, Francesco ushers in the start of allergy season with one of his most nasally-sounding episodes yet! He introduces an unfortunate houseguest he fears may be joining him as a permanent co-host, presents a genius new business plan he believes is ready for Shark Tank, strategizes ways to beat air traffic when flying cars finally make their way into production, exposes a...