Jim Pickard and Paul Maguire

NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

The first of many funny podcasts about life and experiences that Paul and I would like to share with you. Hope you listen and enjoy. Living life and laughing is the best way to go. Of course, having a bunch of crazy experiences and stories doesn't hurt either! Hope you enjoy the wackiness and fun and can relate to our zany experiences with some of your own and laugh out loud! Enjoy and thanks for checking us out!

Author

Jim Pickard and Paul Maguire

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.noway2guysstories.com

Latest episode

Jun 23, 2026

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Episodes

How I Lost My Hearing - Loud and Noisy Concerts Encore! 01.05.2023

Today, we share more of our funny concert experiences. Have you ever quit your job to see a concert? Did you know Billy Joel played at 133 concerts at  Madison Square Garden? Or have your ever gone to a concert and it was so terrible that you left after a few songs? Enjoy our hiliarous concert stories with our special drink of the week - RockStar!  Make sure that your give us a 5 star rating after...

Beer - One of Our Favorite 4 Letter Words! 15.04.2023

In tonight's episode, we share our circle of life beer stories. Maybe your first beer was a Black Label or a PBR or an Old Style or a Hamm's. Then High school and college brought new beer brands like Olympia and Michelob and Stroh's.  And today many of us enjoy craft beer and seltzers. But  many of us have made the beer circle of life and enjoy Black Label or a PBR or an Old Style or a Hamm's.  Tr...

Weird TV Shows for $100 Alex! 01.04.2023

Ever wonder about some of the weird TV shows you may have watched in the 60's or 70's or even later in syndication? Tonight, we explore these shows and share our funny insights as to how they were even on TV. Such as My Favorite Martian, Green Acres and Mr. Ed.  Join us with our drink of the week - My Favorite Martini - and laugh with us with our weird TV show stories for $100...Hahaha.  Don't for...

The TRUTH behind THE St. Patrick's Day Party! 17.03.2023

Here it is! Happy St. Patrick's Day! The first live remote podcast for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories from the craziest party ever! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear THE green pants? Or how keeping them in the freezer keeps them clean? Or observe and participate in stupid human tricks? How about learning about the 4 levels of core? Join us on this podcast where we have live interviews...

Bugs, Bugs, Everywhere! 01.03.2023

What's bugging you today? Spiders, ants, wasps? Join us as we bug you with our fun bug stories. Ever swallow a fly? Or have an ant invasion at your house? You'll enjoy our bug stories - especially with our drink of the week - Bug Juice! Laugh along and try not to get buzzed and make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you give us a listen.  

Sun, Sand and Sunburn 0r How I Survived Florida! 04.02.2023

Wow it's our 40th episode. Jim and Paul want to say thank you to all our listeners and supporters.  It's March, which means time for vacation to get away from Midwest winter weather! Vacation destination for many of us is Florida, land of sand, sun and sometimes sunburn.  Enjoy our Florida vacation stories and while your on the beach, sip on our Drink Of The Week - a Sand Dollar! Don't forget to g...

Snow Way! or How I Conquered the North Pole! 04.02.2023

Snow Way is our Season 3 Episode 3 where we share our snow stories. Ever been pulled on a tobaggan by a motorcycle? Or did you and your friends ever wear bathing suits and sit in lawn chairs during a snowstorm? Enjoy our drink of the week - The Snowball, made with a real snowball - and laugh at our snow stories. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating, after you've tried the snowball and laughed a...

Squirrels: Friend or Foe? 21.01.2023

Most likely your first encounter with a wild animal was a squirrel. Do you consider a squirrel a friend or a foe? Whether they are brown, gray or black, squirrels are a most curious critter. Ever fed a squirrel? Or have you ever had a squirrel knock on your patio door? Do you think squirrels are digging for Bitcoin? Join us with our drink of the week - The Secret Squirrel - and enjoy our hilarious...

Riding the White Elephant! 07.01.2023

Welcome to NO WAY! Two Guy's Stories as we enter Season 3 - Episode 1. Today we share our Christmas white elephant exchange stories. We share our divergent views of White Elephant exchanges! Ever receive a can of Spotted Dick? Or how about religious candles? Laught with us as we share our crazy views of white elephant exchanges. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week, the White Elephant as you...

The Sanity Clause - Lights, Letters and Laughter 23.12.2022

Ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas! What kind of Christmas lights do you have at your house? LED, Old School Big Bulbs, blinking or non-blinking? Ever spent Christmas day in the hospital? Well, Jim has and please enjoy our Christmas Episode, while you sip on our drink of the week - The Poison Poinsettia. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've opened your gifts and had some Christmas cheer! 

Baby, You Can't Drive My Car! 10.12.2022

In our newest episode - Baby, You Can't Drive My Car - We share our crazy driving experiences. Ever have a praying mantis on your hood for a 2 hour drive? Or did you ever back up your rental car over the sharp spikes, flattening the tires? Or how about seeing how fast a grocery cart can go after launching from a car? Enjoy our drink of the week - One For The Ditch - as we share these and other rea...

Gnawing of the Rest of the Carcass! 23.11.2022

Today, we share more funny Thanksgiving Day stories. Do you always have turkey as your main entree? Ever have a turkey not cook properly and have to move to plan B? What would you like to serve for Thanksgiving Dinner besides turkey? Join us as we tell tales of Thanksgiving's past and of course enjoy our stories along with our drink of the week, The Apple Pie A La Mode! Don't forget to give us a 5...

Leaf Me Alone! 12.11.2022

Are you a leaf raker - blower - or mulcher? Ever lose your class ring raking leaves and one year later, find it raking leaves? Or did you ever watch your dad do a controlled leaf burn? Join us as we share our leaf management stories. And we are sure you will love our drink of the week whe you are finished raking the leaves - The Burning Leaf Pile!

I Can't Believe This Was My Job! 31.10.2022

In today's podcast, we share our stories about the jobs we had. Ever been locked in a beer cooler while working in a drive through party store? Or did you ever clean bathroms in a college dormitory? Mayber your were a caddy carrying golf bags and helping to conduct business meetings? Laugh with us as we share our job stories and of course, the ever present drink of the week - End Of The Day! Make...

Turn Your head and Cough! 15.10.2022

In today's episode, we share our doctor and emergency room visit stories. Does your doctor get stressed out about your blood pressure results? How many emergency room visits do you have? And, of course we also share our surgical experiences that many of you might have had. Get healthy with us and enjoy our drink of the week, The Transfusion! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you give i...

Arrgh Matey! It's the Pirate Show! 01.10.2022

Did you ever want to be a pirate? Were there any female pirates? Why did pirates wear earings? Join us as we share our pirate insights and stories and, of course, enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us as we talk like pirates! Dont forget to give our show a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh!

That's a Live Mike! Rock and Roll Radio! 10.09.2022

Remember growing up listening to all the different rock and roll music radio stations? Listen to us as we share our stories about Rock stations WKNR, WABX, WRIF and of CKLW (The Motor City). And enjoy our podcast while sipping on our drink of the week the FM 109.4. Don't forget to give our show a 5 star rating as well! Rock and Roll! Baby!

Olde Tyme TV - We Were The Clicker!! 27.08.2022

What were your favorite TV Shows growing up? Do you remember getting up to change the TV channel? Or adjusting your TV antenna to get the best reception? Join us as we share our stories of our favorite old time TV shows and watching TV with no clicker, no cable, no streaming. And of course, mix up our old school drink of the week -Scotch and Soda and enjoy our podcast!

The Rumble on Trumbull and Other Baseball Stories! 13.08.2022

What's older - baseball or God? Join us as we explore this mystery and share our insights on baseball. Laugh with us as we remember our little league experiences as well as our memories of the Detroit Tigers and their World Champion teams from 1968 and 1984. And we believe you will love our drink of the week - "The Rumble on Trumbull" Dont forget to give our show a 5 star rating after you've had a...

You Can Spit Now - Tales from the Dentist! 30.07.2022

Do you like going to the dentist? In today's episode, we share our dentist experiences we think you would enjoy. Ever have seven cavities that needed to be filled at one appointment? Have you taken the 1-2-3 gum test? Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - Painkiller - a special tribute to Jim's daughter, Stephanie.  Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh wi...

FORE! - And Other Golf Four Letter Words! 16.07.2022

It's summer and it's time to play golf! Join us as we share our stories on the links. Ever swing your club and the club head flies off? Have you ever driven your golf cart into a pond? Enjoy these and other stories with our drink of the week - a John Daly!  Please don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh at our expense!!!

Betcha Can't Do This Today! 02.07.2022

Tonights episode celebrates things you could do back in the 1960's, 70's and 80's that kids can't do now.  Like buying cigarettes for your friend's mom. Or you and your friend riding bikes 50 miles to go camping when your 16 with no parental supervision or contact. And enjoy the story about kids riding their bikes following the bug sprayer truck. Try our drink of the week - a 7 and 7 - and laugh w...

The Faster You Run, The Faster You're Done! Tales from the Race Course. 18.06.2022

Are you a runner? If you are, you have probably run some races; 5K, 10K, Half-Marathon or a Marathon. We are both runners, and listen with us describing races we have run including the Martian Marathon, the Crim 10 Mile and the Dances with Dirt race! And of course enjoy our drink of the week - Beer while you listen and laugh with us! Please make sure to give us a 5 star rating!

Family Cars - New, Used, and Everything In Between! 21.05.2022

Have you ever thought about all the different cars you had in your driveway and garage growing up? New, used, classic or barely running, each car drives lots of memories.  Join us as we share our family car memories and experiences. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week while you listen and laugh to our family car stories.  Remember to give us a 5 star rating after laughing when you listen!

Love You Mom! Happy Mother's Day! 07.05.2022

Enjoy our Mother's Day episode as we share our favorite stories about our Mothers.  They had us, raised us, nursed our wounds, counseled us and loved us.  Our Mom's had to deal with kids stuffing peanuts up their noses or launching rockets in the backyard and taking time to set up for the monthly bridge club party. Enjoy Mom's favorite drink, a Vodka Screwdriver. Thank you Mom for all you have don...

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