NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

On todays podcast, we share our curious travel and TSA stories. Have you ever left your laptop at TSA? Have you ever tried to bring 6 bottles of liquor back in your cheked bagggage? After you successfully pass through TSA, go to the first bar you find and ask the bartender to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, a 3-1-1 Liquid Limit and laugh at our funny travel and TSA stories!

We've returned from our sabbatical! Due to Jim's extended vacation schedule and Paul trying to renovate a condo and sell their house at that, we have returned! Today we share our lost weeks stories. Give us a listen and remember to not mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the Lost Week (just mix up your favorite drink, not this one!)

Hi! Jim and Paul are currently on travel and doing some home improvement projects, so we are re-releasing some of our earlier podcasts. Maybe you've heard it before and remember it, maybe not or maybe you haven't heard this one at all! Either way, sit back and enjoy this one called The Battle of the Yard Tools, which is pretty appropriate for this time of year! And don't forget to have the Drink-O...

Do you like swimming in pools? Have you ever crashed your bike into a pool? Did you and your friends have a strategy to get invited into the neighbor's pool? Do a cannon ball into the pool then climb out and mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, the Pool Raft and laugh with us on our pool antics!

Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon with a rooster, sheep, and a duck? Remember when you were a kid jumping off the garage with a garbage bag or umbrella as a parachute? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Cloud Nine, and listen to our uplifting episode!

Do you have trouble sleeping? Have you ever gone to a sleep clinic to get diagnosed for your sleep problem? Have your taken sleep aids? Or read a book before bed? Listen to our podcast - Snooze Cruise - and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - the Snore Stopper and hope our podcast keeps you awake! 

In Todays episode, we share our funny feathered friend stories - yes, bird stories! Ever have a rooster attack your lunch? Has a Robin ever dive bombed your daughter, forcing her to take cover? Have birds ever covered your car with bird poop? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Rooster Cogburn, and sip listening to our bird-brained stories!

Where would we be without our parents? We all have funny stories about our parents, grandparents and our friends parents. Would your mom ever find your stash of joints? When making out with your girlfriend, did your grandmother burst into the room, brandishing a frying pan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Parent Trap and laugh at our stories about our parents. 

Do you like going to restaurants? Have you ever experienced a calamari testicle? Or tentacle? Have you ever seen a wedding proposal go down badly? If you have, you are going to laugh like crazy at our restaurant podcast! But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, " Can I Speak to the Manager?" and laugh at our zany stories! 

How was your Christmas? Do you ever reflect on favorite Christmas gifts you recieved when you were a kid? Did you ever get a Thingmaker Creepy Crawly set? Or were you hoping Santa Claus would bring you a Barbie or GI Joe? Please mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Jack-In-The-Box and enjoy our favorite Christmas toy stories.

We at NO WAY! Two Guys Stories wish you a Merry Christmas and welcome you to listen to our Number 1 Christmas Eve and Christmas Day bonus episode. Did you ever order a Santa Sleigh Driver's License? Did your family have a specific process for Christmas morning? Enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us on our Christmas memories. Merry Christmas! We will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks. H...

Remember the gifts you  to would give to your parents? Unusual items like black licorice, handkerchiefs or Hi-Karate aftershave. Today we share our Christmas mis-givings stories when we were kids. But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week festively named the "Stocking Stuffer" and laugh and reminisce with us about giving our parents gifts when we were kids.

Do you like Thanksgiving? Is it your favorite holiday? Have you ever put the turkey in the oven and forget to turn on the oven? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Cranberry Sauced - a subtle yet complex flavors and laugh at our Thanksgiving Stories!

Do you enjoy flying? Have you ever tried to bring your own liquor on to a plane? Do you get anxious flying through turbulence? Do you think airplanes should be boarded from the back to front? We suggest your mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - "The Flight Plan" and laugh at our airplane experiences. 

Halloween is only a few haunting days away. Soon the trick-or-treaters will be at you door hollering trick-or-treat at your door. What kind of candy do you hand out? Join us as we share our spooky and scary Halloween tales or not. Before you listen, mix up  our drink-of-the-week, the Father, Son and Holy Smoke.. and hope you get what we are talking about. Or not. 

Join Jim and Paul as we share our experiences from the great outdoors. Enjoy stories ranging from campgrounds, pop-up trailers and park rangers to sleeping in plastic pup tents in the backyard. And, of course, sip our drink of the week and laugh with us in the Great Outdoors!

Do you like going to your high school class reunions? Isn't interesting how much people change? Have you ever been cornered by a classmate who wants to share his baseball card collection stories? How many of your male classmates are rockin' ponytails - at 67 years old? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Old School - and laugh at our high school reunion observations!

Have you ever bought a purple car? As a teenager, have you ever borrowed your parents car and not told them the car was not working right when you got home? Do you remember the first new car you ever bought with your own money? To make sure your car is operating at top performance, mix up our Dirnk-Of-The-Week - The Carburetor - and laugh at our car stories!

Do you play golf? Do you enjoy playing golf? Have you ever had a hole in one? Have you ever had to confront possible cheating situations? Hole in to the Halfway shack and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Tee One Up - before you tee off!

Today we share our most recent live concert experiences! Would you go see Barry Manilow perform live? Of course you would! Do you find it difficult to understand Dave Matthew's Lyrics he sings at his concerts? Ever seen 83 year old guitar legend Robin Trower perform live? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the High Hat, and laugh with us on our way to our next live concert!

Launch the fireworks and pop open the champagne, because today's episode is our 100th podcast. We've reached the century mark for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories Podcasts. With listners from 6 of 7 continents from around the globe, our mission is to entertain you with our podcast stories and format. Of course, that includes our creative Drink-Of-The-Week. Our DOW is called The 100 in celebration of our 1...

Feeling a little hot today? Do you have a heat dome circulating 90+ heat over your house? Do you remember life before air conditioning in homes and schools? Today, we share our hot weather stories, sure to cause you to laugh and raise your temperature. To help you cool down, mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, The Heat Wave, and cool off while laughing at our summer heat stories!

Get your boarding pass out and fly with us and laugh at our airport stories. Ever had your plane return to your departing airport because of a drunk passenger? How those passengers who try to stuff thier gigantic carry on bag into a bin and it wont fit into the overhead comparment? Have you ever had your flight delayed because the pilot can't remember the password for the aircraft communication sy...

Don't bug out, because our podcast today is about bothersome summer bugs. Have you ever gone hiking only to discover at trails end you are carrying 10 ticks? Have you ever had a praying mantis drive with you on the windshiled of your car for 2 hours and not fall off? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Barfly - and put on some bugspray beffore laughing at our Bug podcast stories!

Hop on board today as we take you cruising on our boating trips. Have you ever been stranded in a lake after your engine dies? Or have you ever been on a cruise ship where a fellow passenger died? Sail with us and laugh heartily at our boating stories. But before we leave the dock, we wil \l mix you up one of our most interesting Drink-Of-The-Week, The Life Raft!