No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.
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Jul 9, 2026
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Episodes
No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish 05.05.2017 51:38
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces 28.04.2017 47:47
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey 21.04.2017 38:14
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi 13.04.2017 45:18
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey 07.04.2017 38:35
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge 31.03.2017 43:45
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles 24.03.2017 40:56
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
No Such Thing As A Limited Edition 17.03.2017 39:25
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane 10.03.2017 38:03
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd 03.03.2017 41:30
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time 24.02.2017 38:50
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions 17.02.2017 43:17
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant 10.02.2017 37:02
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish 03.02.2017 37:33
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe 27.01.2017 34:52
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose 20.01.2017 29:03
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy 13.01.2017 37:24
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
No Such Thing As A Queen Orca 06.01.2017 48:32
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits 30.12.2016 33:13
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three 23.12.2016 30:39
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
No Such Thing As Garlic Superman 16.12.2016 34:32
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
No Such Thing As Chariots in Space 09.12.2016 31:35
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands 02.12.2016 33:39
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary 25.11.2016 41:56
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children 18.11.2016 42:19
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
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