No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As A Fish

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

nosuchthingasafish.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher 27.10.2017

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.

No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year 20.10.2017

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.

No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election 13.10.2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.

No Such Thing As Scottish Snow 06.10.2017

Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.

No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries 29.09.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.

No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre 22.09.2017

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.

No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School 15.09.2017

Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.

No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine 08.09.2017

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.

No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane 01.09.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.

No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing 25.08.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.

No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie 18.08.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?

No Such Thing As A Barking Spy 11.08.2017

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].

No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar 04.08.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.

No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings 28.07.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.

No Such Thing As A Manta Ray 21.07.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.

No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor 14.07.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.

No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon 07.07.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.

No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire 30.06.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.

No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole 23.06.2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.

No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty 16.06.2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.

No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead 09.06.2017

In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.

No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak 02.06.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).

No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear 26.05.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.

No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep 19.05.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.

No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane 11.05.2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.

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