No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure 07.01.2022 42:45

Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint 31.12.2021 41:16

Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush 24.12.2021 44:10

Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water 17.12.2021 42:41

Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast 10.12.2021 40:51

Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite 03.12.2021 43:58

Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Scandalnavia 26.11.2021 46:35

Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe? Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter 19.11.2021 55:04

Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock 12.11.2021 40:28

Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat 05.11.2021 46:40

Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time 29.10.2021 42:25

Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming 22.10.2021 42:05

Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill 15.10.2021 46:39

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel 08.10.2021 39:33

Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory 01.10.2021 54:18

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger 24.09.2021 56:49

Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat 17.09.2021 55:38

Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford 10.09.2021 48:11

Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Semen Chest 03.09.2021 59:35

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Danquito 27.08.2021 56:11

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Northern Lights 20.08.2021 48:14

Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs 13.08.2021 59:38

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary 06.08.2021 47:46

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop 30.07.2021 51:04

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow 23.07.2021 59:05

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screen Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.