No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time 24.06.2022 56:52

Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon 17.06.2022 49:48

Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho 10.06.2022 48:54

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey). Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Royal Seal 03.06.2022 33:25

Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Newsbite 02.06.2022 52:25

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber 27.05.2022 52:00

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard 20.05.2022 49:12

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford 13.05.2022 58:22

James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Ken Ages 06.05.2022 47:18

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts 29.04.2022 55:50

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat 22.04.2022 53:44

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie 15.04.2022 41:08

In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard 08.04.2022 57:13

James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth 01.04.2022 54:12

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms 25.03.2022 55:09

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis 18.03.2022 48:43

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil 11.03.2022 46:38

Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette 04.03.2022 48:02

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West 25.02.2022 51:43

Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts 18.02.2022 42:55

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games 11.02.2022 54:36

Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard 04.02.2022 38:55

Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios 28.01.2022 50:10

Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ 21.01.2022 38:32

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book 14.01.2022 48:40

Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.