No Such Thing As A Bad Movie

It's finally here! We apologize for the late delivery of this very important podcast on Van Helsing (2004)! It contains so many monsters, and possibly the best score. Also vampire babies. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We have a look back at a formative movie in April's cinematic appreciation. How does it hold up? And is it at all scary? It's Ghost Ship (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

A live action G.I. Joe movie with flying motorcycles and explosions? What could go wrong? It's Megaforce (1982)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We gotta get the word out about this low budget student-made animal spatter film! It's Rise of the Animals (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Summer is over! It's time to get cold with this supernatural love story where everyone is on Ambien. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We had a lot of fun this week looking at this very low budget but very ambitious werewolf movie! It's Lycan Colony (2006). AWESOME! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

What if...political correctness took over? And the Boy Scouts of America suffered the most? These questions and more will NOT be answered in The Last Eagle Scout (2012)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's probably the worst CGI we've ever seen. But the best theme song! It's Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we're looking at another little known Canadian classic! It's Ryan's Babe from 2000! Oh Ryan, will you ever learn not to trust women on your wacky misadventures? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we're discussing an under seen low budget Canadiana fest! It's Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)! We got mullets, Northern Canadian accents and lightsaber fx. What else do you need? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we take a gander at a direct to dvd horror movie that stars two Power Rangers! Obviously it ends in martial arts fights. It's Devon's Ghost: Legend of the Bloody Boy (2005)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We got another Stephen King adaptation for you! Or perhaps a Richard Bachman? It's the spooky and goofy Thinner (1996)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we discuss one of the craziest Stephen King adaptions: Dreamcatcher (2003). What could be scarier than a poop-alien? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a vanity project in the tradition of Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau, but with a budget? And an Oscar winner! This could be the next cult hit bad movie! It's Deadly Lessons (2006) or its original title: The Legend of Simon Conjurer. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @Declo...

So this was Guy Ritchie's follow up to Snatch. The Madonna vehicle Swept Away (2002) is pretty much as bad as we had heard! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we are going back to Carpenter town! Is Ghosts Of Mars (2001) really as bad as everyone says? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we had a great pick from our Bad Movie Lottery. Both heart-warming and very funny. It's The Calamari Wrestler (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Hey all you Necromongers! This week we're headed to Crematoria, so don't forget your sunglasses! We finally review a movie we all love: The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Poor Sandler got snubbed at the Oscars this year, so we had a closer look at where it all began. It's wacky shenanigans (kind of) on a boat! It's Going Overboard (1989)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we have a look at later period John Carpenter. It's the long anticipated sequel Escape From L.A. (1996) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

I won't let this description drag on...it's two dragon movies! The awful adaptation Dragonball Evolution (2009) and the MUCH better Double Dragon (1994). Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We're back from the break, and we brought Jim along for the ride. Or should I say..plane ride? Or should I say ride to the future? It's Millennium (1989) Follow Jim on Twitter! @1jcmaxwell Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Seasons greetings everyone! This week we got a bizarre Michael Shannon comedy called Pottersville (2017) and a personal holiday favourite Elves (1989)! So grab some egg nog, rye and ginger, beaujolais nouveau or whatever you like and have a listen! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski...

Happy Holidays! In this episode we check out the remake Black Christmas (2006) and the TBS classic Christmas Rush (2002). Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

"I am the law." We close off November with another Bad Movie Lottery Winner: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972). And because we always have to stick to a theme, it's Judge Dredd (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ