No Such Thing As A Bad Movie

It's three movies in one! We've got three spooky tales that were originally feature length movies, cut down to fit into a 90min anthology piece. And in-between: the rockin-est music video you've ever seen! It's Night Train To Terror (1985)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima...

We got killer mushrooms from the director of fan favourite, Suburban Sasquatch! It's Fungicide (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a dark, modern take on Frankenstein with Gargoyles and Demons, but no Nu Metal?! It's I, Frankenstein (2014)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Ventriloquist dummies will always be creepy. We're having a look at James Wan's second feature film Dead Silence (2007)! Did studio meddling ruin this film? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We are looking at a Stephen Chow classic! It's full of gags and even kind of scary at parts, Out Of The Dark (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a Monster mush this week, with famed rock legend Thor, in Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Our first Tyler Perry movie! This may look slick, but this movie has a hilariously bad script, ridiculous over-the-top acting and terrible moral messages! It's Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a dino movie for kids! We may not be the target audience, but at least the costumes are good. It's Adventures In Dinosaur City (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Put on your leg warmers and get movin! We've got a movie this week that is 80% aerobics montage and 100% awesome. It's Heavenly Bodies (1984)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We're finally talking about a Mark Wahlberg movie! And Colin worked on this one too! It's The Big Hit! (1998) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Okay, Sizzle Chest. It's time we tackled the prank callers that swept the nation! It's The Jerky Boys (1995) movie! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Not since Spookies have we seen such a diverse group of monsters in one movie! Also, fake moustaches, a killer soundtrack and lots of plaid! It's Winterbeast (1992)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's an insane streaming find that's gained a minor cult following? Woof. It's Love On A Leash (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

OH! It's the Andrew Dice Clay vanity project that sunk his movie career at the time. It's the rock and roll detective himself...in...The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine (1990)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We are talking about a fantastic oddity vanity film from the 70's! Previously lost, and recently found! It's The Astrologer (1976)! Watch it on youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2wbgjmPXxE&ab_channel=bummersummer Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Does this film deserve its terrible reputation? How could it be that bad? Look at all the celebrities! It's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! (1978) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a 40 year old Martin Short playing a 10 year old boy. And audiences thought this was weird?! Check out Clifford (1994)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We're looking at this infamous movie that was a disaster behind the scenes. It's The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)! Get ready for Brando impressions! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We indeed have caught the fever! This week we check out this super low budget rat attack movie filled with miniatures and love! It's Rat Scratch Fever (2011)! Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We have discovered a new auteur! Shuny Bee takes inspiration from Bruce Lee and takes us on a martial arts action extravaganza to kick ass and save everyone from human trafficking! Available on Amazon Prime, check out Fight of Fury (2020)! Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's the Bruce Willis vanity project that failed spectacularly! There's lovely Italian locations, and a bunch of jokes that don't really work. It's Hudson Hawk (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Not since Elves has there been a stranger mashup of Christmas and Nazis. It's The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's Joel Schumacher's attempt to make Jim Carrey a sexy, psychotic noir man! Check out our episode on The Number 23 (2007). Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We've got the need for speed this week as we look at the misunderstood motorcycle movie Torque (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

The whole gang is here! And they are gonna save the day one bomb at a time! It's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ