No Sevens

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Universes collide in this episode! Our first double feature, we review not one but two multiversal movies and discuss the merits and pitfalls of each. Oh, also, on Spotify you can answer Q&As and stuff now, I think. NEXT UP: Probably Oppenheimer, but who really knows? Barbie is also on deck.

We recorded this so long ago. So long ago that everyone still liked Jonathan Majors (caveat: I don't really read the news so I have no idea where we're at with that whole situation). NEXT UP: Definitely not whatever we said in the episode— Instead, it's our first(?) COMBO episode, where we discuss the Flash and Across the Spiderverse!

This week, we encounter two things with the supernatural ability to stick around: the MCU and Paul Rudd's agelessness. In this episode, we're diving into our review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, starring Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lily, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors and Kathryn Newton. NEXT UP: Creed III 2023 | PG-13 | 1h 56m

Quoth the Seven, "Nevermore!" This week's film is a 2022 Gothic mystery starring Christian Bale, and Harry Melling as esteemed American poet Edgar Allan Poe.  ### NEXT UP: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023 | PG-13 | 2h 4m

Just when you thought we were out— we pull you back in! And there's about to be a much needed absence of sevens in the world once again.  In this episode, your favorite unsolicited film critics give their analysis of 2022's biggest movie moments, masterpieces, and mess-ups. Plus, riveting speculation about what the future of cinema will bring in 2023. This is one episode you will *not* want t...

We live in a twilight world, and there are no sevens at dusk... We are finally BACK! Sort of. This week's [month's?] movie is Christopher Nolan's 2020 film Tenet starring John David Washington, Elizabeth Debicki, Robert Pattinson, and Kenneth Branagh. In a weirdly apropos turn of events, the release of this podcast was delayed and may also have some audio problems. I don't even know what our next...

Riddle me this: what's the latest superhero flick directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, and Paul Dano?  The Batman . The answer's The Batman .  Also our next movie is Tenet

Of all the episodes in all the podcasts in all the internet, you listen to this one... In honor of its 80th anniversary, we discuss the 1942 film Casablanca starring Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and Paul Henreid. Our next movie: The Batman (or Tenet, so just watch them both)

With a great podcast comes great reviews...right?  Our next movie: Casablanca Watch on HBO Max I'm not going to do the whole link thing because it's a lot of work tbh and I'm already late putting this episode out Also thank you to all of our listeners who supported us through 2021! 

I must not rate a seven. A seven is the review-killer. A seven is the little death that brings total obliteration.  We're back this week with our review of the highly anticipated Dune , directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Stellan Skarsgård, Jason Momoa, Javier Bardem, Dave Bautista, and Josh Brolin. 

We're breaking the cardinal rule this week: No Sevens goes 007! After having "No Time To Record," the boys finally reunite to discuss the final installment in Daniel Craig's Bond legacy, No Time To Die , starring, of course, Daniel Craig, alongside Rami Malek, Ana de Armas, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, and Lashana Lynch.  No Time To Die | 2021 | PG-13 | 2h 43m Now in theaters. Our next movie:...

This episode features our first foreign language film, Andhadhun ! It was directed by Sriram Raghavan and stars Ayushmann Khurrana, Tabu, Radhika Apte, Anil Dhawan, and Manav Vij.  Andhadhun | 2018 | NR | 2h 19m Watch on Netflix Our next movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy | 2021 | PG | 2h 0m Watch on HBO Max Producer's note: Because of our busy schedules, we aren't planning to put out the Space J...

Let's all go to dragon land! Our movie this week is the new Disney flick Raya and the Last Dragon , co-directed by Don Hall, Carlos Lòpez Estrada, and Paul Briggs. It stars Kelly Marie Tran, Awkwafina, and Gemma Chan, alongside Isaac Wang, Daniel Dae Kim, and Benedict Wong.  Raya and the Last Dragon | 2021 | PG | 1h 47m Watch on Disney+ Our next movie: Andhadhun | 2018 | NR | 2h 19m Watch on...

This episode, it's personal. On Season 2's sophomore effort, the guys enter the Ryanverse with Tom Clancy's Without Remorse , directed by Stefano Sollima and starring Michael B. Jordan, Jodie Turner-Smith, Jamie Bell, Guy Pearce, and Lauren London. Tom Clancy's Without Remorse | 2021 | R | 1h 49m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel Our next movie: Raya and the Last Dragon | 2021 | P...

Monsters who hunt anything that makes noise are not a joke, Jim! This week, we make our to theaters and to your ears with our review of A Quiet Place Part II , directed by John Krasinski and starring Emily Blunt, Millicent Simmons, Cillian Murphy, and Noah Jupe.  A Quiet Place Part II | 2021 | PG-13 | 1h 40m Available to watch in theaters. Our next movie: Tom Clancy's Without Remorse | 2...

Welcome to what may be our final episode of season 1! Our movie this week is Sound of Metal , starring Riz Ahmed, Olivia Cooke, and Paul Raci. If you haven't already watched this movie, be sure to watch it with headphones or a good sound system for the most immersive experience.  Sound of Metal | 2020 | R | 2h 10m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel Our next movie: A Quiet Plac...

You have (1) new message from No Sevens—and it's a review of You've Got Mail , Nora Ephron's 1998 film starring our boy Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, alongside Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Heather Burns, Dave Chappelle, and Steve Zahn. You've Got Mail | 1998 | PG | 1h 59m Watch on HBO Max Watch on Hulu Our next movie: Sound of Metal | 2020 | R | 2h 10m  Watch on Amazon Prime Video Wa...