No Season Two

This week is our season recap - we’re talking winners and losers of the season (shouldn’t be hard to figure that out), favorite episodes, most 2007 things, and a fantasy recast that might surprise you! Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, television, fertility, marriage, culture, emotional struggles, nostalgia, parenting, episode review,...

This week, Dr. Foster receives some upsetting news about an old friend; Carolyn unloads on Palek in therapy; Jamie runs into Hugo at the gas station; and Dave and Kate finally make some progress in their relationship. ( Trigger warning: This episode deals with a character having a miscarriage.) Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, televi...

This week, Kate is questioning everything after a get together with Rita; Palek has a panic attack; Carolyn quits her job; Jamie is at a crossroads with Nick; and Dr. Foster thinks she let Dave down in therapy. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, television, fertility, marriage, culture, emotional struggles, nostalgia, parenting, episod...

This week, Palek grapples with Carolyn’s news that she’s pregnant; Dr. Foster asks questions in therapy that would make anyone uncomfortable; Dave has lunch with Jeff (yuck); Kate reassures her daughter that she’s normal; Nick fixes Jamie’s toilet without asking; and we finally meet Terrance (not a war criminal like Hugo wants us to believe). Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, commu...

This week, May visits John at his new bachelor pad; Kate and Dave have the house to themselves for the weekend; Jamie drags Hugo to therapy under false pretenses; and Palek and Carolyn go house hunting. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, television, fertility, marriage, culture, emotional struggles, nostalgia, parenting, episode review...

This week, Kate and Dave talk a little too loudly about adult things in front of their children; Jamie goes to a family outing with her rebound; Palek tells Carolyn something he probably should have told her at the beginning of their relationship; and May gets a surprise visitor. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, television, fertility...

This week, Jamie dines out on a coworker’s sloppy seconds; Carolyn and Palek take a step forward in their journey to get pregnant and their doctor is a West Beverly Hills High alum; Dave and Kate are given homework in therapy and lets just say, Dave is getting an ‘F’; and Arthur keeps pushing May to met with John. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, int...

This week, Dave joins Kate in therapy and she’s probably wishing he hadn’t; Jamie starts doing all the post-breakup activities; Carolyn shares a secret with Palek and he does not take it well; and Dr. Foster welcomes a new patient into her office. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, television, fertility, marriage, culture, emotional st...

Up this week, Jamie starts to spiral after breaking up with Hugo; Carolyn and Palek attend game night and things deteriorate in spectacular fashion; Dave lets his daughter pick out the anniversary gift for his wife and it goes about as well as you’d expect; and Arthur tells May he talked to John. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2000s, tele...

This week Dave asks Kate if she can still call it couples counseling if she's the only person attending; Carolyn tries to apologize to Palek with the saddest Italian dinner we’ve ever seen; Jamie and Hugo look at their future apartment; and Dr. Foster gets a call from the past. Tell Me You Love Me, HBO, relationships, therapy, communication, drama, couples, intimacy, 2007, television, fertility, m...

We’re back and ready to dive into HBO’s 2007 drama—Tell Me You Love Me! In this episode we get introduced to our cast of characters: Kate and Dave are a 40-something couple and the passion between them is dwindling fast; Carolyn and Palek are a 30-something couple looking to go from DINKs to DIWKs (that acronym, not so catchy); Hugo and Jamie are 20-somethings whose fire burns hot and bright but i...

No Season Two is back for season four on Friday, October 3rd! This season we are tackling the ill-fated, 2007 drama from HBO, “Tell Me You Love Me.” Join us for the next few months as we recap a show about couples in therapy. It sounds depressing, but we promise we’ll make it fun. Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/noseasontwopod Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/noseasontwopod.bsky.s...

(Recorded on June 8, 2025) We’ve made it to the season recap everyone! We’re dishing our opinions on the full season of the 1991 cult classic tv show “Dark Shadows.” We’ll be talking about our favorite and least favorite episodes, our big winners and losers of the season, and we fantasy cast a non-existent 2025 reboot (it gets wild). Of course it wouldn’t be a complete show if George didn't give u...

(Recorded on June 1, 2025) Up this week is the final episode of the 1991, cult classic tv show Dark Shadows, that we’re lovingly calling, “The Leap Home.” While Victoria sits in her jail cell, Joshua and Peter are the defying the laws of time and distance to get a stay of execution from the Governor. Naomi hears her son calling to her through his portrait and finds him crying in the old house. Abi...

(Recorded May 25, 2025) Up this week is episode eleven (ep 12 for the purposes of the tile) of the 90’s tv show, Dark Shadows, which we're dubbing, “If The Dress Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit.” It’s the trial of the century (the 18th century) and Victoria is finally having her day in court. Peter is representing her as she stands accused of being a witch. A totally normal thing back then because Am...

(Recorded May 18, 2025) Up this week is episode ten (ep 11 for the purposes of the tile) of the 90’s tv show, Dark Shadows, that we’re calling, “Are You There God? It’s Me, Barnabas.” Peter shares the Collinsport Family History Book with Countess Natalie, who struggles to believe it contains the truth. Joshua calls a house meeting and tells everyone they’re moving into the new Collinwood, the curr...

(Recorded May 11, 2025) Up this week is episode nine (ep ten on the tile, but you get it) of the 90’s tv show, Dark Shadows, that we’ve dubbed, “Single White Female.” The Collins family buries their hottest son, Jeremiah (but will he stay buried?) and Aunt Abigail calls in Reverend Trask not perform the service, but to arrest Victoria for witchcraft! Angelique, the real witch works up another spel...

(Recorded May 4, 2025) This week we are discussing episode eight (ep nine for the purposes of this podcast) of the cult classic revival of Dark Shadows, that we’re calling, “There Can Be Only One," and boy is it a doozy. Josette finally arrives to Collinwood and we finally find out the origin story for that stupid music box. While Barnabas rolls around in the grass with Josette, Angelique doesn’t...

(Recorded on April 30, 2025) This week we are discussing episode seven, “You, Me, and du Prés” from the cult classic, 90's tv show, Dark Shadows. We’re introduced to the Collins family in 1790 as Victoria Winters is hurled back in time via a séance gone wrong. Victoria stumbles her way into the position of tutor at Collinwood (with the help of a very handsome Peter Bradford). Barnabas keeps tellin...

(Recorded on April 20, 2025) This week we have a very special episode we're calling, “Opening the Coffin,” and we are chatting about the first half of the season of Dark Shadows with Dustin Holden from The Rewatch Recap! We do a special speed round of questions with Dustin: favorite character, favorite episode, which Collins family member he would dress as if he was invited to the costume party, e...

(Recorded on April 13, 2025) This week we are discussing episode six, “Nannies in the Mist,” from the cult classic tv show, Dark Shadows. It’s the day of the costume party at Collinwood and Carolyn is officially a minion of Barnabas. Roger complains about all the guests that are just there for the free food; Dr. Hoffman tries to pretend like she didn’t betray Barnabas; the costume party makes Barn...

(Recorded on April 6, 2025) Up this week is “Death Becomes Him”, episode five of the truly incredible 90’s tv series, Dark Shadows. The days are incredibly long in Collinsport and we pick up a few hours after episode four ends. Victoria has dinner with Barnabas and he presents her with a gift; Dr. Hoffman finds out Barnabas’s plans for Victoria and she devises a plan of her own; Carolyn needs to l...

(Recorded on March 30, 2025) We’re back this week with episode four of the 90’s tv series Dark Shadows and we're calling this one, “Twisted Firestarter.” We pick up right where we left off in episode three—Michael’s made a life changing decision; Julia’s got her eyes on Josette’s music box; Sarah’s back and trying to get a message to Victoria; Barnabas doesn’t know how to accept a gift; Roger’s se...

(Recorded on March 9, 2025) This week we are delving into episode three of the cult classic tv show Dark Shadows, “The Nutty Professor.” In this episode, Professor Michael can’t stay out of his own way; Julia uses comically sized medical instruments; Barnabas gets his first gray hair; Victoria is wooed with some Byron; Roger throws Michael under the bus; Joe wants to try his luck in Bimini; and Sa...

Up this week is episode two of the gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows, and we're calling this one: “Did Somebody Say Stake?” In this episode, Daphne can’t escape the vampiric powers of Barnabas; Joe falls asleep on the job; Roger gets some; Professor Michael keeps something very special in his medicine bag; the Collinsport police department keeps giant crucifixes in their arsenal; and Julia has her e...