Kier Zhou

No Return

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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political disasters and very bad decisions. Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth. Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing. But...

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Kier Zhou

Episodes

6: The Orillian 2egiment: That's The Way He’d Want To Go! 06.04.2025 23:24

5: The Orillian 2egiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He? 05.04.2025 24:33

4: Flashback: The Orillian 2egiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row! 04.04.2025 35:23

3: The Orillian 2egiment: I Told You, Didn't I? 02.04.2025 37:55

Send us Fan Mail Original Release Date: 22 Apr 2024 Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence - Death/Dying The Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out....

2: The Orillian 2egiment: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All! 01.04.2025 20:51

Send us Fan Mail The Boys return and things get dangerous! CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu) Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith (@DylanandDragons) Cpl Dek Ana- Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink) Constable Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulliam Captain Luobo Ironside - James Hart Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack Duncan Col Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier Zhou...

1: The Orillian 2egiment: These Barbarians! 31.03.2025 13:16

Send us Fan Mail The next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance. Support the show

18: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: "This Is Your Final Warning!” 18.03.2025 1:04:06

Send us Fan Mail Salryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered. Swifty takes drastic action. The city's heart is lifted by report of an army advancing from the North... It looks like the Dayan relief is finally here! Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to...

17: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Know What Doesn't Have An End?... 17.03.2025 1:18:37

Send us Fan Mail Things start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hea...

16: Fate of Daya: Journey to the World-Scar. 16.03.2025 35:00

Send us Fan Mail Delicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find? Ignatius Leon - AJ Fidalgo Thae Oraen- Gemma Maclean-Mair Gnilfiet - Krissi Williams Support the show

15: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything is Going to be Fine... 15.03.2025 1:22:39

Send us Fan Mail Our heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job! Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Sal...

14: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Need You Aid? 14.03.2025 1:02:12

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?! I guess you should probably listen to find out! Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM...

13: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: We All Died For Daya! 13.03.2025 1:05:06

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real. Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and...

12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal! 12.03.2025 58:59

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gerg...

11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man.. 11.03.2025 1:08:37

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan...

10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You... 10.03.2025 47:22

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Can Alaric talk his way out of this one? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show

9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed! 09.03.2025 58:39

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith...

8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!? 08.03.2025 23:22

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Sup...

7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah. 07.03.2025 41:41

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion! Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show

6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up 06.03.2025 44:02

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Will Salryn rise to the occasion? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Malcolm Rigby : Girunduu Gavin Fern...

5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless 05.03.2025 50:31

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora :...

4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?" 04.03.2025 48:26

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty...

3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur 03.03.2025 46:31

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : D...

2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City 02.03.2025 1:05:15

Send us Fan Mail Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong. Welcome to our vibrant wo...

1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play? 01.03.2025 3:14

Send us Fan Mail Hey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales , as well as the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Retu...

74310v3e5: FeedError: 9a2t 51x. 28.02.2025 28:50

Send us Fan Mail Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs... Originally published 26 Feb 2024 Samael Vine : Kier Zhou Niillas Janicek : Dylan Smith Selwyn Janicek : Stasi Dimitrova ig Paela : Dragonbait Matko : AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F Vasa : Lilly Inverse Support the show