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Send us Fan Mail The Heist Concludes! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Vehlo Warden - AJ Fidalgo Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Mich...

Send us Fan Mail The Heist Continues! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair S...

Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn goes to the post office. Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn tries to love... Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn gets a beer. Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...  What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light? Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to learn more about Vash and...

Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn is recognised. Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn makes his way home. Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn visits the countryside.  Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Heist Begins! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shai...

Send us Fan Mail Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues...

Send us Fan Mail Part one concludes. The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors Rowan Lightf...

Send us Fan Mail It. Gets. Real. The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors Turzhlo was play...

Send us Fan Mail Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved. Mr Kera- Tyler Moody Alts MC- Brenna Anderson-Dowd Kaoru- Girunduu Runa- MadeleineButtitta   Brucco- Christian Maclean-Mair Ysenda - Gemma Maclean-Mair Chura/Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Anzhlo - Matt Evans Saurians/Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou Yvonna Isolde...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of...

Send us Fan Mail The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded. Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson  Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! https://patreon.com/NoReturnA D Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife. Anzhlo- Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mai...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming. Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Anzhlo- Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Erik Isolde- Ki...

Send us Fan Mail Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it. Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou Lars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lig...

Send us Fan Mail Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation! Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams Lt Lars Xu - Blake...

Send us Fan Mail The final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new... Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'. One of Many: Justin Fife Angau: Kier Zhou Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Min explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup! Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Everyone else- Kier Zhou Content Warning: - Torture - Violence - Lazy Crazy Oversexed Godde...

Send us Fan Mail Are you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?! Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero. Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No...

Send us Fan Mail If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Who is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former... This episode follows our villain's backstor...

Send us Fan Mail Original release date 20 Apr 2024 I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer... Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F) Vasa - Lilly Inverse Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair Support t...