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Send us Fan Mail READ THIS BITCH!  Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo whatsup No Promo Nation - THE LAST 2 MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE HAVE BEEN CUT OFF DUE TO OUR BITCH PODCAST HOSTING SITE.  If you would like to hear the end of the episode head on over to Youtube.com/nopromo-pod Whats good No promo heads one time when I was little I met sponch bob. Skunty is back. We pitch a new version of Encino Man buuuuuddy. I...

Send us Fan Mail YES WE DID! Nate and Dean's Podcast is made exclusively from the finest liberal milk man can attain. We milk only the most ornery and cantankerous liberals and leftists. We load em up with hay, and we wait right until these god damn liberals are about to burst, and then we milk em real good. You should see how relieved they are when we express all the milk from them. It'...

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Send us Fan Mail Yo yo yo yooooo yo. Wagwam No Promo Heads It's No Promo (two buddies just chilling out) back at it again, We are not late, it is still Thursday don't come for us or you will regret it. We talk about Karma in practice, Brothers who are doing kissing, a Meme based advertising company that I'm considering doing actionable threats against, and THE SAN JOSE SHARKS CHUM B...

Send us Fan Mail Nya See! Nyyyyyaaaaa See! Get outta here kid yah bother me! This is the kind of stuff the Red M&M was always saying.  And The Yellow Guy? Duhhhh, Duuuuuuuuuh, Duuuuuuuuuuh. That's what he sounded like. The Green one. Right? Right? We talk about the EM AND EMS DAWG. Some other people on the pod may try to talk about other stuff. But I set their asses straight, took the bel...

Send us Fan Mail Whats up chat! Ya'll thought this one wasn't going to drop today, I know. Ya'll thought oh Nate and Dean have been putting out weekly podcasts for 2 weeks there is no way they will get it out on this 3rd week. Fuck you listener, you are not our dad, we've got like our own thing going that we are proud of and we are NOT going to college or joining the army or cu...

Send us Fan Mail It's No Promo, weekly, no big whoop Listen, okay, listen, this is a rough one but that's okay. We will get through it together. And WHY, Master Bruce, do we fall? So we can get back up. The Kitty Poo Club is a new and exciting way to get fresh, delicious cat poos delivered directly to your door. Any type of poop you want, from any race of cat you could imagine. Are you s...

Send us Fan Mail Whats up weekly podcast No Promo dropping. No big deal. It's the incest episode nah nah just playing it's all love its all love. Davinki, Island Boys, Property, any kind of brothers you can think of we are cool with it, no kissing though because the FBI could interfere. We talk about Kissing Brothers, Brothers who are doing kissing, and Brothers that kiss. Nate did not c...

Send us Fan Mail Hello this is the last episode of No Promo, NOT. We are moving to a weekly format, very exciting, Patreon content after that. BIG NEWS. We talk about TRON ARES, The Pasta Queen Grrrrrowl, and Baby Scrat Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, lu...

Send us Fan Mail Hello No Promo listeners do not forget you are the product. We got a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We talk about Last Z Survivor Shooter, Bump Energy Powder, and a Ratatouille dab spinner. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more in...

Send us Fan Mail No Promo Winter Soldiers activate; Foxtrot, Montana, Beta, Big Booties. Nah just playing, relax its A JOKE. We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We talk about Sydney Sweeney suckin on that thang, Mr. Hammerhand's Egg Prestige, and also how Jenifer Lopez does not need any man. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a for...

Send us Fan Mail This is a public service announcement to the parents of the world. Do not let your child watch Bad Guys 2 (in theaters now). Do not let them engage with the Bad Guys 1 Fandom. No Promo is a podcast about ads, sure, but we also care about the global community at large. If you're looking on one of those pornography websites for Bad Guys content you should be ashamed of yourself...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Nation We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We are joined by no one at all to talk about HornBlasters dot com, Trapping  Luis Guzmán in the nightmare dimension, and luxury blanket systems. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and ne...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Nation We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We are joined by our friend B rie to talk about Chicago Labubu connects, pro-sumer audio recording set ups, premium soda refrigerators, and Skrat the squirrel.  Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Assholes We have got a really great, brand new episode for you with lots of fun premium advertising content and a really great guest if we do say so ourselves. We are joined by our friend Rob Schulte ( @robsrobsrobsrobsrobs ) to talk about one of the most important works of art of the 21st century: The television program Vanderpump Rules, and all of the great V...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Nation We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We are joined by our friend Word to talk about Massachusetts, we mansplain a product that's not for us, and we found Bitcoin Ben's Bitcoin Buddy's Bunk House you already know. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well...

Send us Fan Mail What is up Nopromoiacs We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We are joined by our friend Kreg (@awizardorb) to talk about trucks, sprite, Drake using Sprite to make his raps better, The Jurassic Park NBA commercials, and the Modern Family Royal Kingdoms game commercial or whatever. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a for...

Send us Fan Mail Now You See Me 3: Now You Don't is dropping into theaters this summer like a magician through a trap door. Where can you see it? We'll never tell... uwu. Thaddeus Bradley is a bitch and he will never prove to me that magic isn't real because magic lives in your heart no matter what. Welcome to No Promo,  As-salamu alaykum my friends and brothers. We are talking abou...

Send us Fan Mail Ni Hao all my friends on Xiaohongshu are you tired of paying top dollar for American name brand podcasts? Here at Nate and Dean Podcast productions we have huge quality control and some of the best white guys that talk about Back to the Future and cartoon pornography. And we are excited to have this space to share our experiences with you. Some of the major American luxury podcast...

Send us Fan Mail  I renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. And likewise, I renamed for a great president, William McKinley, Mount McKinley, again. Beautiful Alaska. We love Alaska. We’ve ended the tyranny of so-called Diversity, Equity and Inclusion policies all across the entire federal government and indeed the private sector and our military. And our country will be woke no longer. Joe...

Send us Fan Mail  I really want to talk about Severance but i can't because nobody watched it yet because they have no motion and don't got it like I do. I was really disappointed with the movie flight plan, it was so bad, and we all know love him or hate him that Mel can make a picture. Don't really know what happened with that one. My son is being a real bastard these days, he bit...

Send us Fan Mail It's the Big Game folks. The Super Bowl if you will. We are Nate and Dean, and we're here to offer you some of our best sportsball advertisements. But we aren't just talking football, we're discussing how to achieve viral fame with our friend Sleeves. Sleeves has a very successful Youtube channel where he does all kinds of crazy stuff. Want to go viral, earn mo...

Send us Fan Mail Hello welcome back to No Promo, we got a good episode today with all the sides and fixins. Come on by we'll make you a plate. Our good friend Waldo is on the grill and we've got a selection of good little videos to watch (eat). There are good laughs and chill times in the cooler. uh. We got a fire pit going which um, is the mics, or, whatever. We're playing beer pon...

Send us Fan Mail What's up everyone it's No Promo. We've got ads, you love them don't you? We love them. We love bringing the people what they want. And what's the thing people want most?  Boxbollen! It's the game our Surgeon General or whatever wants you to play. Cures brain worms 100% of the time! Tackle your resolution to stay in shape by punching a little ball str...