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Send us Fan Mail Whats up run it back konichiwagwan It's a real quick No Promo for you, the most underground (nobody knows about it), the most punk rock (we cannot control ourselves), the most lo-fi (we are bad at sound stuff) podcast out there. Real nice podcast listening app you got here, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it... Hey how about this huh, how about I get the Do...

Send us Fan Mail Konichiwagwan No Promo Slimes That new intro hits, one time I met the zoom zoom kid, that's a story I tell sometimes. THAT GUY is rich as hell. This week Nate is gray man-ing, he's gray man-ed out because of the hat. Dean also has his funny hat on, and he talks about muffs. What else, what else, Jesus. I totally forgot to upload this episode because I am working very har...

Send us Fan Mail Konichiwagwan No Promo Slimes Hows that new intro feeling? We have one of the biggest episodes we've ever had out for you today. We have a very special guest, Molly McAleer on the show to talk about Fast Food House, Bill Cosby Jello pudding, and Puppy Surprise. If you got 4 puppies we want to hear from you. Molly also tells us about her love of soup. Listen, do yourself a fav...

Send us Fan Mail Konichiwagwan mina Christmas slimes That's right it's Christmas morning and we are putting out fresh content for you the listeners. We put in the work to say the words for you to hear while your eyes enjoy your children and or pets opening presents on Christmas morning. Just imagine your stupid ass son just got a hot wheel and Dean is talking about fetish bald guy conten...

Send us Fan Mail Konichiwagwan mina slimes, its episode 50 of No Promo you crodie ass gerbert. We've done 50 of these, and a couple bonus episodes and now we all hate each other. No Seriously, I caught McCrae planning to kill Dean. Like take his ass out so all of this stops. And honestly I don't blame him, I was planning to do it too. Everything is really bad out there guys, the presiden...

Send us Fan Mail Konichiwagwan mina slimes, we got Chris Murphy on the show to talk about ads. Unfortunately Skunty was 1 for 3 on this weeks episode you hate to see it. You already know it is what it is by far by far. Don't forget to likecommentsuscribe god bless, amen, peace be with you. The show is about when your fridge talks to you, we talk about how actresses are crazy man, and what the...

Send us Fan Mail No Promo back at it again, we got Shake in tow tonight. Loocem is playing Arc Raiders you know what it is.  The show is about mad men and smoking tonight. We watch Ernest do some stuff, he's so cool. We talk about the Ernest humiliation ritual. We talk about how Ernest says Meller Yeller. We do talk about other stuff too not just Ernest stuff. Shake is so funny and his beard...

Send us Fan Mail No Promo Gobble Gobble It is the Thanksgiving episode my dude. STEVE, HOW GOES IT. CARL LOOKING GOOD. DAVE HOWS SHE HANGIN. *big hand shake* Basically I have to make these really illegible so Dean will take over writing them. He convinced me to do this show and he said he would write these. Basically its the new episode and we are talking all about Thanksgibing. We are talking abo...

Send us Fan Mail Nate Dean Big Guys No Promo  Nate Dean Big Guys No Promo   Nate Dean Big Guys No Promo   Nate Dean Big Guys No Promo   Nate Dean Big Guys No Promo  Do not feed your grandma to the computer. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based po...

Send us Fan Mail KONNICHIWAGWAN MINNA SLIMES Don't be waste yute croskie kun listen to the podskie eh? Top Left. Go nyam on a Tims a chill broskie before I make you look like a gerbert eh? Check your glasses before you catch a deafass eh gerbert? Slime We Good? Sweeter mans like me like sweet tings, two two eh? I'm marved for some Tims croskie kun for real. Do you not know what any of th...

Send us Fan Mail READ THIS BITCH!  Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo whatsup No Promo Nation - THE LAST 2 MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE HAVE BEEN CUT OFF DUE TO OUR BITCH PODCAST HOSTING SITE.  If you would like to hear the end of the episode head on over to Youtube.com/nopromo-pod Whats good No promo heads one time when I was little I met sponch bob. Skunty is back. We pitch a new version of Encino Man buuuuuddy. I...

Send us Fan Mail YES WE DID! Nate and Dean's Podcast is made exclusively from the finest liberal milk man can attain. We milk only the most ornery and cantankerous liberals and leftists. We load em up with hay, and we wait right until these god damn liberals are about to burst, and then we milk em real good. You should see how relieved they are when we express all the milk from them. It'...

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Send us Fan Mail Yo yo yo yooooo yo. Wagwam No Promo Heads It's No Promo (two buddies just chilling out) back at it again, We are not late, it is still Thursday don't come for us or you will regret it. We talk about Karma in practice, Brothers who are doing kissing, a Meme based advertising company that I'm considering doing actionable threats against, and THE SAN JOSE SHARKS CHUM B...

Send us Fan Mail Nya See! Nyyyyyaaaaa See! Get outta here kid yah bother me! This is the kind of stuff the Red M&M was always saying.  And The Yellow Guy? Duhhhh, Duuuuuuuuuh, Duuuuuuuuuuh. That's what he sounded like. The Green one. Right? Right? We talk about the EM AND EMS DAWG. Some other people on the pod may try to talk about other stuff. But I set their asses straight, took the bel...

Send us Fan Mail Whats up chat! Ya'll thought this one wasn't going to drop today, I know. Ya'll thought oh Nate and Dean have been putting out weekly podcasts for 2 weeks there is no way they will get it out on this 3rd week. Fuck you listener, you are not our dad, we've got like our own thing going that we are proud of and we are NOT going to college or joining the army or cu...

Send us Fan Mail It's No Promo, weekly, no big whoop Listen, okay, listen, this is a rough one but that's okay. We will get through it together. And WHY, Master Bruce, do we fall? So we can get back up. The Kitty Poo Club is a new and exciting way to get fresh, delicious cat poos delivered directly to your door. Any type of poop you want, from any race of cat you could imagine. Are you s...

Send us Fan Mail Whats up weekly podcast No Promo dropping. No big deal. It's the incest episode nah nah just playing it's all love its all love. Davinki, Island Boys, Property, any kind of brothers you can think of we are cool with it, no kissing though because the FBI could interfere. We talk about Kissing Brothers, Brothers who are doing kissing, and Brothers that kiss. Nate did not c...

Send us Fan Mail Hello this is the last episode of No Promo, NOT. We are moving to a weekly format, very exciting, Patreon content after that. BIG NEWS. We talk about TRON ARES, The Pasta Queen Grrrrrowl, and Baby Scrat Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, lu...

Send us Fan Mail Hello No Promo listeners do not forget you are the product. We got a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We talk about Last Z Survivor Shooter, Bump Energy Powder, and a Ratatouille dab spinner. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more in...

Send us Fan Mail No Promo Winter Soldiers activate; Foxtrot, Montana, Beta, Big Booties. Nah just playing, relax its A JOKE. We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We talk about Sydney Sweeney suckin on that thang, Mr. Hammerhand's Egg Prestige, and also how Jenifer Lopez does not need any man. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a for...

Send us Fan Mail This is a public service announcement to the parents of the world. Do not let your child watch Bad Guys 2 (in theaters now). Do not let them engage with the Bad Guys 1 Fandom. No Promo is a podcast about ads, sure, but we also care about the global community at large. If you're looking on one of those pornography websites for Bad Guys content you should be ashamed of yourself...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Nation We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We are joined by no one at all to talk about HornBlasters dot com, Trapping  Luis Guzmán in the nightmare dimension, and luxury blanket systems. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and ne...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Nation We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content. We are joined by our friend B rie to talk about Chicago Labubu connects, pro-sumer audio recording set ups, premium soda refrigerators, and Skrat the squirrel.  Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of...

Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo Assholes We have got a really great, brand new episode for you with lots of fun premium advertising content and a really great guest if we do say so ourselves. We are joined by our friend Rob Schulte ( @robsrobsrobsrobsrobs ) to talk about one of the most important works of art of the 21st century: The television program Vanderpump Rules, and all of the great V...