No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam get on the roof. In this episode they discuss how to clean your gutter, gutter mothers and small talk with the gutter guy. Plus, bowling balls getting tossed through ceilings, saying knock knock after knocking on doors, escalators to the seventeenth floor and more. Plus, two songs from Outkast! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

Billy and Adam go under the big top. In this episode they discuss circus clowns, bears on bikes, tigers making pyramids, human cannonballs, trapeze artists, carnival barkers and more. Plus, rest in peace to Siegfried or Roy, why Billy doesn't bungee, where Adam would "land" and music from Miley Cyrus! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...

Billy and Adam get in shape. In this episode they discuss childish circles, popular ovals and rhombus in the wild. Plus, flirting with Mary Poppins, pranking Kim Kardashian, Drake's pajamas, pocket delis and music from Common! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Billy and Adam get in bed. In this episode they discuss indoor hammocks, ideal ways to sleep on the floor, disposable bed sheets, waterbed mysteries and more. Plus, begging for advertising, pointless superpowers, broken scotch tape, a renewed love of cryptocurrency and more. With music from the Dropkick Murphys! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

Billy and Adam hit the reset button. In this episode they ring in the New Year by discussing bears, wolves, lions and ice cream sandwiches. Plus, a reminder to tell your friends you love them, projections on when the masks come off, a recap of some dirty emails from Adam's parents and music from Ace of Base! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

Billy and Adam take a few big sips of their favorite hot drinks. In this episode they discuss coffee habits, coffee maggots, boiled booze, flavored milk and more. Plus, Billy's pasta problems, Adam's age appropriate genital songs, CD towers, cream questions and music from Young Black Teenagers! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

Billy and Adam are left Home Alone. In this episode, they discuss the classic Christmas movie. What exactly did the sticky bandits want? Why did Kevin feel the desire to shave? And which of his traps felt like it went a little too far. Plus, Pesci vs. Devito, Mutumbo on Cameo, pictures on cold cuts, cheesecake pizza and music from Snakes! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Pri...

Billy and Adam have their cake and eat it too. On the heels of Billy's birthday, they discuss their ideal birthday cake. Is it cheesecake? It is strawberry shortcake? Is it a sheet cake with a lifelike photo printed on top? Plus, a review of Billy's prosciutto idea, the decline of horns in pop songs, how to "rip it up big dog style," folding gum, flying saucers and music from Lou Monte!  Them...

Billy and Adam are building bridges. In this episode they discuss what they like and what they fear about them. When driving, do they prefer the upper level or lower level? Have they ever ridden a bike over a bridge? And how can big fans make bridges safer? Plus, prosciutto and dill chewing gum, a No Joke freestyle from Cue, Adam's brief friendship with Justin Bieber and music from Meredith Brooks...

Billy and Adam sit on their thrones and talk about crowns. Or at least they try to. In this episode they discuss what makes a castle, the collaboration between Jay Z and Kanye West and whether the flashlight on your phone is an app. Plus, a potential new rebrand, a potential trip to Prague and music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

Billy and Adam breathe a sigh of relief. In this episode, they discuss their current mental state now that election results have been called for Biden and Harris. How has it affected their mood? Are they enjoying television differently? Sports? Twitter? Plus, Billy raises the roof, Adam honks his horn and a live look-in at the Discord community. With music from Carol King! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Sen...

Billy, Adam and the rest of the country are waiting on the Presidential Election results. Recorded 48 hours after Election Day, votes are still being counted in key states. In this episode, they discuss the past two days, which rides Adam would be willing to wait for at an amusement park, how fast they used to speak in studio, Nithya Raman's historic win and the importance of Georgia's runoff elec...

Billy and Adam prepare for Election Day. And they are scared. In this episode they discuss how, and if, they plan on watching the results on television. Which networks will they watch and when? Do they expect the results to come in that night? And what were they talking about on Election Day in 2016? Plus, a Dodger tests positive for Covid-19 in the World Series, Billy and Adam design their own ha...

Billy and Adam take a look back at the history of getting the word out. From the ancient Greeks, to Paul Revere, to canvassing for local elections - humans have always worked to share information efficiently. In this episode, they discuss how they are getting the word out about candidates and issues they support. Then, they play a few voice mails from listeners explaining why they are voting too....

Billy and Adam reminisce on the snack bars that raised them. Whether it was an ice skating rink, bowling alley, YMCA or other - the building, and the experience, was always defined by the snack bar. In this episode, they discuss how they would spend six dollars, hot dogs vs. pizza, the appropriate price of a soda, where to put jalapenos and much more. With music from Arrow!  Sponsor: Quip The...

Billy and Adam discuss their reactions to Donald Trump getting the Coronavirus. In this episode, they relive when they found out, how they found out, what they were skeptical of and how they felt about his joy ride around Walter Reed hospital. Plus, other infected staff members, steroids, Vice President Kanye, a reminder to vote and a freestyle from Lil Wayne! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea...

Billy and Adam compare two stores they have never been to. In this episode, they open up their phones and try to navigate the wholesale giants' websites to see how much things cost. And... they get overwhelmed. Plus, Adam is on the east coast, Billy is sleepy, ring lights, Volvos, Hankooks and more. With music from Adele! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

Adam packs his bags for a month in upstate New York. In this episode, Billy and Adam discuss what it takes to prepare for a cross country flight in a pandemic with a family. Hear about the work it takes, masks it requires and first class tickets purchased. Plus, pats on the backs, garbage bag luggage, Krackel care packages, cookies in your ass and music from Young Thug! Theme: Send Medicine - Way...

Billy spent the past few days camping in Oregon and escaping the wildfires. What was the trip like? Were there any peaceful moments? Were there any dungeons? And how dangerous did the area get? Plus, smoky single-lane highways, gut wrenching decisions under the Redwoods, raspberry skies in Eureka and music by The Real McCoy! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Billy and Adam travel back 17 years to the 2003 Teen Choice Awards. In this episode, they celebrate Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Paul Walker and other less famous pop stars. Plus, Billy stops going viral, celebrity marriages gone wrong and music from Norah Jones! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...

Billy goes viral and Adam has questions. In this episode, Billy breaks down a tweet that earned him 40 thousand likes in 24 hours. Hear about his process, his plan and his newfound kinship with John Cusack. Plus, ethernet cables, Jonas Brothers, thank you cards for Padma and more. With music from Black Thought! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...

Billy and Adam go shopping in the year 2019. In this episode they try to guess what last year's top selling items were according to USA Today. Air Pods? Nintendo Switches? Pokemon thermoses? A sturdy Coleman cooler? It's truly anyone's guess. Plus, Adam almost buys Beats By Dre, Billy shares his little ponies and music from Dreamville! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at ht...

Billy and Adam are just kidding. In this episode, they reference Red Tricycle's, "Top 249 Jokes for Kids" to see if they can guess the punchlines to the setups. It's harder than it sounds. Plus, the physical toll of when it rains men, a Billy and Adam switch-a-roo, gritty voice memos, a Disney crow retraction and music from Marcia Griffiths! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy...

Billy and Adam get gritty. In this episode, they discuss the upcoming (and real) gritty reboot to Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Then, they come up with a few gritty reboots of their own. Listen as they pitch updated, darker versions of shows like Seinfeld, Alf, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and more. Plus, Adam gets a scorpion in his pants, Billy has too many microphones and music from The Animaniacs!...

Billy and Adam head to the movie... quotes. In this episode, they reference, "AFI's Most Iconic Movie Quotes from the Past 100 Years," to quiz one another on how many they actually know. Plus, Jon Lovitz love, bears on trampolines, hitting Frodo with a shopping cart, Billy's blink count and music from Dumbo! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...