No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam talk about garlic. Naturally. In this episode, they discuss the difficulties of unwrapping mother nature's garlic paper, its feud with Big Coffee, its complicated relationship with the Catholic Church and more. Plus, an update on the No Joke Olympics, hot dogs in a werewolf's ass and a public declaration that, "I Choose Garlic." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

Billy and Adam travel the country. In this episode they learn about the history of various city's nicknames. The Big Apple. The Big Easy. Charm City. The Windy City. And more. Plus, the No Joke Olympics, Billy and Adam admit they are not men of their word, weekend vibes, Bermuda energy plus things you might hear in New Orleans! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

Billy and Adam take flight. In this episode they discuss bumping into people's knees with your luggage, the overhead baggage bullies, the mysterious locker room when you enter, the Doughboys and more. Plus, hot air balloons, fast cars, big wave surfing and the sounds of apologies! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

Billy and Adam improve the past. In this episode, they get a head start on human / dinosaur relations. Saddles, side cars and, most importantly, safety goggles. Plus a sweet tweet, a calm speaking voice and dramatic line reads of, "Not The Mama!" Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s...

Billy and Adam are stuck. In this episode, they discuss the various glues: Elmer, Gorilla. Stick. What is their back of the paper glue strategy? Have they ever glued a sneaker to the ceiling? And should glue be... illegal? Plus, Mr. Clean's first name, the Humble Helpful Honda Guys, a quick lesson in sparkling, God and Billy's call to Adam! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Po...

Billy and Adam spent the day with Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury - two heavyweight boxers fighting for the championship belt in July. In this episode, Billy and Adam recap the day and their interviews. Then, they discuss what they expected, what surprised them and who they are rooting for. Plus, Billy's lack of twitter verification, how to sell a fight, mental health awareness, press conference sil...

Billy and Adam hit the ice. In this episode they try to talk about hockey but end up talking about twitter, wet rats, boring shows to see in a theater, bombarding Amir and more. Plus, the iceman cometh, Billy stayeth and the sound of a dad at a hockey game! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva...

Billy and Adam bring a friend to the fest. Amir Blumenfeld, HeadGum's co-founder, joins them to discuss what went right and what went wrong with their plans for The No Joke Music and Arts Festival. Was he a fan of the chairs, car insurance and parkas? No. But was he a fan of the fake bands? Also no. Plus, learn about his previous two bands, Manage Storage and Amir and Steve, find out if he gets an...

Billy and Adam plan an epic summer festival. In this episode they head to Reno to select the musicians, comedians and commercial sponsors for the first annual No Joke Music and Arts Festival. Plus, folding chairs, eyeglass holders, fake names, funny bones and the sounds of Adam snoring! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

Billy and Adam give aliens a few tips. In this episode they assume aliens will be landing on earth in the coming days and decide to make a few suggestions on how they can make a splashy arrival. Drop an album, start an Instagram account, put stickers on their UFOs and more. Plus, #TheWalletWars rages on, the secret of tequila soda and a few catchphrases for Aliens to use! Theme: Send Medicine - Wa...

Billy and Adam brainstorm events for the first annual No Joke Olympics. In this episode they hatch a plan to compete in various Olympic events this Summer. Track and Field, Long Jump, Melon Toss, Artistic Swimming and more. Have a suggestion for an event? Let them know! Plus, a heartbreaking first act, Referee Geoffrey, the Wallet Wars and sounds of cheering and jeering! Theme: Send Medicine - Way...

Billy and Adam go brack to the future. In this episode they pit various forms of french fries against one another in a March Madness style bracket to determine a winner. Curly, steak, sweet potato, waffle, McDonald's, and for some reason onion rings, go head to head for potato glory. Plus, Billy needs a Brother, Adam gets a #WhoIsFunnier vote and two more original line reads! Theme: Send Medicine...

Billy and Adam prepare for the Summer. In this episode they catch bugs, dig up bones, take picnics and fill garbage bags with water. Plus, Adam does dramatic line reads, Billy begs influencers, they count the votes for #WhoIsFunnier and a second Boars Head parody song is performed! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...

Billy and Adam fall in love all over again. In this episode they play The Newlywed Game to recount where they had their first date, who is the messiest, what they were wearing the first time they met, who is the better driver, cook and answer other romantic quiz questions. Plus, Billy sings a Boars Head song and Adam teaches Tae Kwon Do! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at...

Billy and Adam tip their cap. In this episode they try to determine the best hat via the bracket format. Baseball, cowboy, gardening, helmet, beekeeper and more. One will win. All are hats. Well, most are hats. Plus, user submitted bunny facts, tiny evil giraffes and Billy and Adam say, "That's hat," twice! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C...

Billy and Adam play the game, "Never Have I Ever." In this episode they discuss public defecation, high diving boards, BB guns, serenades, swearing and more. Plus, their history with spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven and the sound of three snaps! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

Billy and Adam put their bunny where their mouth is. In this episode they discuss iconic bunnies. Easter. Bugs. Bad. All of them. Plus, broken headphones, spoiled stories, Shawn Mendes and a boing-boing sound! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Billy and Adam go brack to brack. In their second bracket-format episode, eight breakfast foods go head to head and a winner is crowned. Will eggs crack under the pressure? Does half a grapefruit stand half a chance? And why do Billy and Adam say "cereal cold" and "cereal hot?" Plus, a look back at juices, Billy pitches doo-doo and the sound of a sizzle!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea...

Billy and Adam go mad for juice. In this episode they place eight different fruit juices in a March Madness style bracket to determine a winner. Who will get the number one seed? How far can guava go? And does anyone really like Cranberry juice? Plus pulp, throat coats, underdogs and the sound of a drink being poured!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

Billy and Adam talk during the daytime. In this episode they reflect on some of the iconic and eccentric daytime talk show hosts from the 90s. Oprah, Rosie, Maury, Jerry, Montell and more. Plus, Adam teaches Billy about the Royal Family, Billy throws baked potatoes at a studio audience, more chaos from the Boars Head Boys and the sounds of a chainsaw!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Se...

Billy and Adam get groceries. In this episode they discuss the joys and stresses of heading to the supermarket. What is their favorite aisle? Do they prefer cookies to crackers? Have they used Instacart? And what exactly is muzak? Plus, Adam joins Discord, Billy wants Boars Head bucks, more act break woes and the sound of drum! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

Billy and Adam get comfortable. In this episode they discuss their favorite type of shorts: mesh. They're light. They're breezy. They make you look like an oversized 13 year old. Also in the episode: the end of music on No Joke, experimental act breaks, Sean Connery impressions, buffalo stampedes and the sounds of a fly! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

Billy and Adam walk on thin ice. In this episode they discuss crushed ice, cubed ice and that one ice cube that has a little tunnel running through it. Also, slushies, performative brain freeze, ice cubes that play music, logs in a supermarket, network notes from Nick Bernstein, the international holiday of Slurpus and music from Snow! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at ht...

Billy and Adam discuss the topic on everyone's mouths... toothpaste. In this episode they chat about Adam's minty loyalty, Billy's cheesecake in a tube and toothpaste so big it only fits in the tub. Plus, Rob Gronkowski, Review Revue and music from Foxy Brown! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pr...

Billy and Adam turn into monsters. In this episode they discuss King Kong, Godzilla, Blobs, Beetlejuice and The Addams Family vs. The Munsters. Plus, Adam fears the Reddit community, Billy takes a selfie with a T. Rex, episode numbers going down and a potential Clubhouse meet up. With music from Radiohead! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...