No, It's Fine...

Tragedy strikes a Texas town and the boys have hot takes. Performance art folks! Comedy!

Tik-Tok's runneth over and the guys run back through some favorites. As per the usual arrangement, they get sidetracked and touch on Kim Kardashian's sex tape, Mara Wilson, and Liver King. 

This week marks the historic return of Hanky Pranky! The fellas get into Yannis Pappas, whose new special should have just released. They discuss favorite moments between Yannis and Tim Dillon and wrap up the feud involving Brendan Schaub and Bobby Lee. Oh, and they figure out their preferred charity methods.  

As the world turns, the Schaub/Lee drama deepens. It's revealed Callen is involved and a secret person is behind the reddit, but who... More importantly, Chrissy D has out a new special- Speshy Weshy- on Netflix and everyone should check it out. We discuss our thoughts, feelings, and emotions on the subject. 

Coming off of last week, the fellas talk the other, more talented half of the King and the Sting crew- Theo Von. Both of them swoon as they recall some great happenings with Theo and discuss just how unique and different the guy is. 

The boys bring the fire for "comic" Brendan Schaub this week. They address the scandal of Brenda cheating on his wife, hitting on Bobby's girl, and joke stealing. It's a one sided affair of honesty. 

Damon Detroit keeps it rolling with the boys. They discover Pangacias and bridge the divide. 

This week marks the return of the mac, Damon Detroit. The boys talk TI, Will Smith, Mormons, Scientology, and race relations across the pond. This one is a real treat friends. An episode unlike any other. 

The boyos dive into that televangelist goodness and get washed in the spirit. They meander through topics like disabled children, but eventually make sense of it all. 

Satanic Cults, Ritualistic killing, and handbags... Kate Spade is at the center of it all. The Olsen twins are witches and Bob Saget was beaten to death. Robin Williams hangs out. 

The boys realize each other's true identities and name them. Lia Thomas is addressed, plus 4 things all cheaters say... we've become Cosmo...

This week the boys are joined by the triumphant return of the Tripod- David McKenny. All of the issues in Ukraine are solved and reminiscing ensues as a reward.

War rages in the Ukraine, or does it? The simulation is ever present... Plus Pronouns don't matter and Henry buys a Steve Harvey mask.

Disaster strikes the pod. Matt is not and Henry is her. She isn't welcome and investment is out. Enjoy the darkest moment of Henry's life and we'll be back with a full episode next week. 

The boys discuss the Anunnaki and our ancient alien gods. All the while, the guys discover the true biblical origin of dolphins. 

Time for a roundup on the Rogan rage. They don't feed Olympians in China and the boys always buy on the dip. 

The guys have a guest that reschedules, leaving them time to solve all the world's problems. 

The boys partake in the Arby's Diablo Dare and are... underwhelmed. Other than that they discuss golf course egg-salad, animal fighting, White-Water Bay, and more. Ultimately, they accomplish nothing. 

This week the guys run down all the popular news story to hit in the last week. The boys gossip like bitches in heat. 

The guys discuss the popular topics of the day, new meth, trans swimmers, COVID and ultimately discover a link between tech and big pharma no one saw coming. 

This week Matt is slowly dying of COVID, so the boys can't film. So, what to do? Well, it's your lucky break- the guys have been sitting on some very, very old episodes. Over a year old in fact. This was one of the very first recordings attempted, just to see if we could banter and we planned out some aspects of the show. For our day ones, we hope it's cool to get to see how some of it came togeth...

This week, the guys ramble drunkenly because they didn't do the podcast for three weeks and then partook heavily. Matt slurs his words throughout, worsening by every second. Coherent thoughts don't exist. Enjoy. 

Garrett and Gavin join the boys for bourbon and holiday cheer. Large portions of this episode are not suitable for public consumption and thus have been cut... perhaps the Patreon will someday tell all.

The guys discuss Juicy and his court ruling, create a new crypto coin, preview the biggest show failure in history- Santa Inc.- and ultimately decide the future of their children. 

Somethings in life just can't be trusted, and cyborgs are one of them. As the Zuck crafts the Matrix, the guys keep a critical eye keyed in on his plans...