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Local stand-up comic JJ Wood returns to the homeland to discuss the importance of zombie preparation. He fills the guys in on the local scene and let's them in on his most secret desires. The guys freebase smelling salts and ponder the merits of psychedelics in high pressure social situations.

The guys are broken up over the loss of childhood hero Aaron Carter and comedic genius Gallagher. The good news is that Eli Lily lost billions in the most hilarious way possible, and cryptocurrency proves yet again why it can only be believed in by the bros. 

Darrell Brooks is sentenced and it's sad to see his spectacle go. The guys dive into Tik-Tok demi-queer culture and whether pizza rolls are superior to bagel bites. They settle on familiar childhood flavors for a moment, but quickly become distracted by AOC and other tards on the tok. 

Kanye is on the warpath to total destruction and we have hot takes. Meanwhile, we want to move the studio to Ski Island. Brendan Schaub keeps going live and it bothers us, Henry chats with a spammer, and we have a new zombie segment. 

Two episodes in a row drinking liquor, what could go wrong? A Lot the next morning, but for now the boys discuss fan signs at football games, the selfishness of children, having cool bosses, Kanye, and the superior fighting styles of those on cocaine. There's a reason this one is called sloppy, folks. 

The people of Scandanavia are beautiful and the reason why may shock you... They meddle in GMO's. 

Matt returns from a journey through the bowels of the beastly mouse in Disney. He arrives with tales and ramblings. Henry is full of questions and tequila de Guy (whom he offers the forbidden sex to.) 

After some disappointing news, Matt and Henry workshop some Tardos theme song possibilities. Could country be the answer? Is ethnic the right call? Either way Joe Biden still says creepy stuff to kids and bourbon remains king in the studio. 

Bourbon is the main course and the boys have come to feast. Subjects include happy baby horrible views, cashews, thigh gaps on guys, The Grimace Half Hour Power Hour, and Bill Gates. 

This week on the pod, the boys tackle the hot Hollywood topic of the new black little mermaid. But only for a second before becoming distracted by smelling salts and their alma mater that overspends on mailers. 

Shocking news rocks the world, Theo Von will no longer be on the King and the Sting... Also, the Queen of England died or whatever. Schaub will fall closer to true obscurity, and we discuss the importance of cycling mattresses if you're going to surround yourself with whores. 

This week the fellas discuss bringing back that classic term Mofo's. There's rumors about She-Hulk and her sociopathy. Plus, Henry tells magic secrets. 

The second half of the trailblazing episode is here. Garrett tells us more about his foot fetish and gives sage advice on how to choose a career path. 

Cody Freeman, local standup in OKC joins the guys this week to discuss Pete Davidson, one China, and choosing the right communist party for you. He talks a little local cancel culture and drama and then lets us in on the secrets of the trade. 

Anne Heche passes away, but was she about to out child traffickers in Hollywood? And what does this all have to do with the Trump raid? Should we make homeless volunteer for rectal exams? Is Greg Norman a douche? All questions will be answered. 

Time to get the other half of the Monkey Pox episode out there. Henry recalls cooking for Russell Westbrook and Matt moans about not being able to cook like a professional. The boys romp about topics and have a good ole time. Watch next week for our thoughts on Alex Jones, the Mar-A-Lago raid, and the conspiracies that are playing out right before our eyes. 

It's that time of year! Domestic Violence Month! We are here to bring you the hottest takes and the best videos from around the internet about the art of domestic violence. 

Matt and Henry return to the studio fresh from the course. Henry had a solid round, Matt's past choices seem questionable. The real point is the two are now golf analysts and want to talk brass tax on LIV Golf. Saudis remain shady but still have the coolest outfits.

The boys do what they always do, solve problems, break hearts, and get to the bottom of it all. Truthfully, the fellas lost track of time and got a little chatty so this has been broken up into two parts to be more palatable.  

Shinzo Abe goes down and the boys know why. Immediately after solving that problem, they touch on TMNT, Three Ninjas and why Tum-Tum sucks, and twerking politicians. There's really something for everyone in this podcast. 

Patriots gather in the studio to discuss our great country, but they seem to get distracted. Kim Jong Un thinks South Korea is friends with Aliens and COVID. Henry has his pelvic floor drop out. CT with contrast nurse, STAT. 

Roe v. Wade falls and so do our expectations for half the country. Blue haired zombie Hemi's? We've got that. LIV vs. PGA heats up. Henry has drug lord footage. All the goods are here. 

The boys have solved another social crisis and have set the path for the NBA to merge with the WNBA. Tik Tok is still the fountain of all entertainment and Matt has stumbled on some that require Henry's adept mind to explain. 

This week, the boys discuss what circumference Henry deems too much for a good meal. This gem came from the banks because Henry is selfish and on vacation. The good news is Henry got to watch the cartels in their natural habitat.

This week, conspiracy theorists will be pleased as Jeremy Kuzmarov joins the podcast to discuss the Oklahoma City bombing, the assassination of JFK, and other favorites. Jeremy is the managing editor of Covert Action Magazine and brings an academic expertise to the subject of conspiracy, especially those so close to us here in Oklahoma City. Links to articles and the magazine can be found below. &...