No Hugging, No Learning

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"While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders." -Original Air Date: 8/19/1992- We finish up the season 4 premiere this week with The Trip, Part 2, the best roast in sitcom history, tipping a chambermaid and Kramer choking the life out of the pretty flowers.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching...

"Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles; special guests George Wendt, Corbin Bernsen, Elmarie Wendel" -Original Air Date: 8/12/1992- Season 4 is under way as we talk about part 1 of The Trip, film deterioration between seasons, George being trendy by present-day standards and the latest with our r/Seinfeld downvoter!   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching...

"Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back." -Original Air Date: 5/6/1992- This week, Tim and Ted finish up season three with The Keys by talking about giving your spare key to an inconvenient party, Elaine's Murphy Brown fan-fiction and what use of the F-word gets censored on TV! We've also got our Top 5 episodes of season three and Newman's Mail Sack! This is No Hugging, No Le...

"Jerry's car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it." -Original Air Date: 4/23/1992- This week, Tim and Ted cover The Parking Space, lame jokes, an easy solution to the whole conundrum and the return of SID! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rating and written review o...

"Jerry's new girlfriend is a plagiarist." -Original Air Date: 3/25/1992- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Letter, "the Kramer painting", baseball caps and a weirdly-long series of games between the Yankees and the Orioles...or is it? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 sta...

"Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracks down the driver, but his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's a beautiful woman -- and willing to go out with him." -Original Air Date: 3/4/1992- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Good Samaritan, saying "God Bless You" to people, seizures and having affairs. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfel...

"Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally." -Original Air Date: 2/26/1992- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Limo, a weird reference in the b-roll at the beginning of the episode and Ted getting SUPER uncomfortable as he reads  exact  quotes from George. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hu...

"Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits." -Original Air Date: 2/12/1992- This week we finish our talk about the Keith Hernandez double-episode The Boyfriend and also cover Jerry's way of talking to babies. There's also a bet that gets decided almost immediately and Newman's Mail Sack.   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show...

"Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits." -Original Air Date: 2/12/1992- This week, Tim and Ted dive into part one of The Boyfriend starring special guest Keith Hernandez as...Keith Hernandez. They also talk about sneaking peeks in the locker room, making friends as adults and how Ted knows about "back...and to the left". This i...

"Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George." -Original Air Date: 1/29/1991- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Fix-up featuring Janice from Friends! We also cover hearing jokes about eating disorders, Elaine being a total handy-woman and buying condoms in the 20 th century. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging,...

"Jerry fears his girlfriend's comatose ex-boyfriend will awaken; guest Wayne Knight" -Original Air Date: 1/29/1991- This week, Tim and Ted talk about an episode that you probably won't see in re-runs anytime soon...The Suicide! We also cover jokes that wouldn't fly in 2019, the sick feeling Ted gets in his stomach anytime he sees Wayne Knight and how this all felt like an ad for Drake's Coffee Cak...

"Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend." -Original Air Date: 1/15/1991- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Pez Dispenser, George's anticlimactic life, interventions being trendy and smelling like the beach. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by being one of t...

"The friends encounter adventure on the subway." -Original Air Date: 1/8/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap the return to bottle episodes with The Subway! They also talk about Jerry needing a friend, SJW Elaine not being woke, Kramer's STACKS and George getting bamboozled. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Le...

"Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause." -Original Air Date: 12/11/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap the first (kind of) Christmas episode in the run of the show, The Red Dot! They also talk about the return of AWFUL b-roll, an overused awful stand-up bit and how this episode felt like a giant ad. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...wa...

"Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack." -Original Air Date: 12/4/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Alternate Side and talk about Jerry being chill af, Woody Allen and pretzels. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by being one of the first 100 15  people to give us a 5 st...

"Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late." -Original Air Date: 11/27/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Stranded and talk about public freak-outs, George INEXPLICABLY being employed again and how Elaine is now an animal rights activist? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning s...

"Jerry reconsiders dating a vacuous actress (Tawny Kitaen); George dates a woman with a big nose." -Original Air Date: 11/20/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Nose Job and talk about Family Guy-esque cutaway scenes, bad actresses and a chess game between Jerry's brain and his penis. Also shout-out to Ted's laptop for being junk and not being able to run Photoshop, which is why we couldn't hav...

"One-hour animated special surrounding a surely deli owner Murray Weiner, who is forced to step into Santa's shoes for one Christmas and bumbles his way into doing a great job." -Original Air Date: 12/5/2014- It's a very No Hugging, No Learning Christmas Special! Remember How Murray Saved Christmas? It's only 4 years old but not many people do, and probably for good reason. Tim and Ted break it do...

"Elaine puts an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder; George gets excited." -Original Air Date: 11/14/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Tape and talk about the size of video cameras, Kramer being the earliest innovator of a current YouTube trend and George trying to keep his attraction under control. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the firs...

"Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe." -Original Air Date: 11/6/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Cafe and talk about SAT scores, pocket food and how much Jerry loves to stroke his own ego. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by being one of the first 100 people t...

"Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage." -Original Air Date: 10/30/1991- This is a doozy of an episode as Tim and Ted recap The Parking Garage! They talk about George heroically trying to stop child abuse, peeing/pooping in public and Scientologists. They also try SELTZER CHOCOLATE MILK at the very beginning, if you'd like to see video of it, click here! This is...

"The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned the book in question." -Original Air Date: 10/16/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Library! They talk about Jer...

"Jerry gets stuck sitting for an unruly dog." -Original Air Date: 10/9/1991- Tim and Ted are recapping The Dog (or as Jerry Seinfeld pronounces it, the dawwwg?!), and they touch on things like service animals on airplanes, Elaine making a GROSS drink and people that you're friends with only because you're both friends with someone else. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...w...

"Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse." -Original Air Date: 10/2/1991- This week, in addition to Tim and Ted recapping The Pen, they discuss Tim's pre-determined date of death, how old people apparently have nothing to talk about and another unexpected return with UNCLE LEO! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FRE...