No Hugging, No Learning

"Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause." -Original Air Date: 12/11/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap the first (kind of) Christmas episode in the run of the show, The Red Dot! They also talk about the return of AWFUL b-roll, an overused awful stand-up bit and how this episode felt like a giant ad. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...wa...

"Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack." -Original Air Date: 12/4/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Alternate Side and talk about Jerry being chill af, Woody Allen and pretzels. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by being one of the first 100 15  people to give us a 5 st...

"Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late." -Original Air Date: 11/27/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Stranded and talk about public freak-outs, George INEXPLICABLY being employed again and how Elaine is now an animal rights activist? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning s...

"Jerry reconsiders dating a vacuous actress (Tawny Kitaen); George dates a woman with a big nose." -Original Air Date: 11/20/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Nose Job and talk about Family Guy-esque cutaway scenes, bad actresses and a chess game between Jerry's brain and his penis. Also shout-out to Ted's laptop for being junk and not being able to run Photoshop, which is why we couldn't hav...

"One-hour animated special surrounding a surely deli owner Murray Weiner, who is forced to step into Santa's shoes for one Christmas and bumbles his way into doing a great job." -Original Air Date: 12/5/2014- It's a very No Hugging, No Learning Christmas Special! Remember How Murray Saved Christmas? It's only 4 years old but not many people do, and probably for good reason. Tim and Ted break it do...

"Elaine puts an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder; George gets excited." -Original Air Date: 11/14/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Tape and talk about the size of video cameras, Kramer being the earliest innovator of a current YouTube trend and George trying to keep his attraction under control. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the firs...

"Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe." -Original Air Date: 11/6/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Cafe and talk about SAT scores, pocket food and how much Jerry loves to stroke his own ego. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by being one of the first 100 people t...

"Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage." -Original Air Date: 10/30/1991- This is a doozy of an episode as Tim and Ted recap The Parking Garage! They talk about George heroically trying to stop child abuse, peeing/pooping in public and Scientologists. They also try SELTZER CHOCOLATE MILK at the very beginning, if you'd like to see video of it, click here! This is...

"The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned the book in question." -Original Air Date: 10/16/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap The Library! They talk about Jer...

"Jerry gets stuck sitting for an unruly dog." -Original Air Date: 10/9/1991- Tim and Ted are recapping The Dog (or as Jerry Seinfeld pronounces it, the dawwwg?!), and they touch on things like service animals on airplanes, Elaine making a GROSS drink and people that you're friends with only because you're both friends with someone else. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...w...

"Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse." -Original Air Date: 10/2/1991- This week, in addition to Tim and Ted recapping The Pen, they discuss Tim's pre-determined date of death, how old people apparently have nothing to talk about and another unexpected return with UNCLE LEO! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FRE...

"A woman wants to know why George doesn't want to see her." -Original Air Date: 9/25/1991- This week, Tim and Ted are recapping The Truth, as well as talking about getting audited, accidentally seeing a friend naked and the return of TINA! They've also got their first listener email! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hug...

"Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud." -Original Air Date: 9/18/1991- We've reached season 3 babyyy! Tim and Ted talk about the changes that Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld  tried  to make to the show, they try to write a mission statement for George's homophobia and there's a taste test segment that is NOT for emetophobes (people who have a fear of vomiting) If you're j...

"A Busboy loses his job and his cat because of George. " -Original Air Date: 6/26/1991- We've reached the Season 2 Finale in The Busboy, and this week Tim and Ted touch on Jerry's almost non-existent role in this episode, using public toilets and Kramer being a dog. They name their personal 5 BEST episodes and their personal WORST episode from Season 2. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show ab...

"Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant." -Original Air Date: 5/23/1991- Ted was wondering if we'd get a bottle episode, and he got it this week with The Chinese Restaurant. The guys talk about making calls on payphones, trying to figure out the names of people that you know from  somewhere , and having to go to the bathroom while you're fooling around. If you're just c...

"Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service." -Original Air Date: 5/16/1991- This week, Tim tries to explain to Ted why everyone was fascinated with the Kennedys, we get a really dramatic death scene that ~might~ not be able to air today and we meet a new persona of an existing character. If you're just checking us out for the first time, welcome! oh...and thanks! This is No Hugging, No L...

"Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment." -Original Air Date: 5/2/1991- This Deal has a super-cringe inducing line right in the beginning, so we're starting off strong this week! Tim and Ted also talk about what Ted thought was a pretty modern concept in no-strings-attached relationships, over-acting and this, that and the other! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one t...

"George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer." -Original Air Date: 4/25/1991- This week, Ted and Tim are talking about bringing outside food into a restaurant, getting your tonsils out, Jerry's attempt at smothering George to death,  Stanley  Tobolowsky and a surprising amount of adult language between the chara...

"George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him." -Original Air Date: 4/18/1991- We've reached the episode in which Tim was saying that Ted's view of a certain character would drastically change...but did it though? This week,  Ted and Tim are talking about Jerry and Kramer joking about suicide, George turning "homicidal", bad B-roll transitions and Elaine's...choice of words at the bar....

"Jerry thinks a friend stole his statue, but doesn't know how to get it back." -Original Air Date: 4/11/1991- This week, Tim and Ted realize that no character in Seinfeld so far has a "cool" taste in music, they talk about the melodramatic-ness of Rava and Ray, and they discover one more first for the series. Thanks for listening if you found us on Reddit, send us an email and we'll give you a sho...

"Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building." -Original Air Date: 4/4/1991- This week, Tim and Ted are trying to determine the relationship between Harold and Manny (two characters that we've never seen before and that Tim believes we never see again) as well as trying to find any truth to the rumor of "more women will notice you if you wear a wedding ring". Also this is a BIG epis...

"George regrets a nasty message he put on a date's answering machine." -Original Air Date: 2/13/1991- Tim and Ted start this week with a new segment (that still needs a better name), get into how they relate to George in the opening scene and touch on this ad campaign for cotton Dockers that, surprise, Ted has never heard of. All this and we've got a phone message of our own with our Listener Voic...

"Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it." -Original Air Date: 2/6/1991- Right out of the gate, Tim and Ted are having trouble remembering what the intro is, so you know this episode is gonna be a doozy. This week, the boys are talking about how much expensive fashion costs, the return of NORMxCORE and projecting what we think Elaine's dad would have been thinking if this we're film...

"Jerry thinks his off-the-cuff remark killed a woman." -Original Air Date: 1/30/1991- We've reached the first truly great episode (according to Tim, anyway), so listen as the boys discuss what will potentially be our first-ever bonus episode at some point in time, Jerry Seinfeld being written like he's a middle-schooler and possibly being  really young when he had the best night of his life with S...

"George puzzles over how to dump a domineering girlfriend." -Original Air Date: 1/23/1991- Hey family, we're back with season two talking about the premiere episode "The Ex-Girlfriend", how Ted sits in a cramped car, being only able to tell a joke ONCE and we got an interesting listener voicemail regarding Jerry Seinfeld performing in our town.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one...