No Hugging, No Learning

"Jerry tries to coordinate two comedy appearances and a movie with friends; guest Tom La Grua." -Original Air Date: 1/6/1993- Ted has been born and it's time to talk The Movie! We also cover driving just to see beautiful homes, Papaya King, bad dialogue in fake movies and wonky timelines.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE...

"Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards." -Original Air Date: 12/16/1992- This week we've got the final episode before Ted is born, The Pick! We also cover THE BEACH, when picking your nose is too much, nipples and Mike O'Malley on Guts vs. Mike O'Malley on Yes, Dear. Check out this side by side⬇️ Image Source: @Random90sPeeps   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show a...

"On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy." -Original Air Date: 11/25/1992- This week we're talking The Airport, learning about things that only exist for wealthy people, a flight that somehow lasts WAY longer than it should and what duty-free means. If The Contest was the first time you listened to us and you stuck around, thanks! This is No Hugging, No Learning,...

"Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self denial. Meanwhile, an excited Elaine looks forward to her date with a hunky John Kennedy Jr." -Original Air Date: 11/18/1992- Here we go... This week we've got The Contest. The episode that changed television, apparently. We also talk about peeping, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and what being Master of your Dom...

"Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves." -Original Air Date: 11/11/1992- This week we're talking The Virgin, foam condoms, never finishing games of monopoly, Ted's uncle buying lots of shoes and finding out what Chuck Woolery is up to now. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Huggi...

"Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera." -Original Air Date: 11/4/1992- Crazy Joe Davola is back this week as we talk The Opera, how to actually pronounce Pagliacci, Jerry and Joe basically being neighbors, hitting growth spurts in your 30's and sick kung-fu moves. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a F...

"As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire." -Original Air Date: 10/28/1992- This week we've got The Cheever Letters, figuring out the big deal with Cuban cigars, George and Susan being a good match and p a n t i e s. All this and Newman's Mail Sack! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get...

"Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan; guest Jessica Lundy." -Original Air Date: 10/7/1992- This week we're talking about The Bubble Boy, more Yes, Dear connections with Brian Doyle Murray, people exploiting illnesses for free things and SO MANY plot holes.   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Lea...

"When Jerry's mom and dad come for a visit, Jerry desperately tries to buy back the watch they bought for him, which was recovered by his Uncle Leo after Jerry had thrown it in the trash." -Original Air Date: 9/30/1992- We've got a shorty this week as we pick up from last week with the second half of this two-parter (is it?) talking about The Watch, Elaine and Kramer doing it five times a week, Ge...

"Jerry must be at his most creative when he has to explain to his visiting parents why he isn't wearing the watch they once gave him -- a timepiece that Jerry discarded in a trashcan. And pal George stupidly throws away the pair's fledgling series commitment from a TV network." -Original Air Date: 9/23/1992- We're back to a normal-length episode this week with The Wallet, Kramer not picking up on...

"Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show." -Original Air Date: 9/16/1992- We've got a  long  one for you this week as we recap the hour-long episode The Pitch! Besides nothing, this episode is about meta jokes, Jerry dragging George and things that were okay to say in 1992!  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld fo...

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"While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders." -Original Air Date: 8/19/1992- We finish up the season 4 premiere this week with The Trip, Part 2, the best roast in sitcom history, tipping a chambermaid and Kramer choking the life out of the pretty flowers.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching...

"Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles; special guests George Wendt, Corbin Bernsen, Elmarie Wendel" -Original Air Date: 8/12/1992- Season 4 is under way as we talk about part 1 of The Trip, film deterioration between seasons, George being trendy by present-day standards and the latest with our r/Seinfeld downvoter!   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching...

"Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back." -Original Air Date: 5/6/1992- This week, Tim and Ted finish up season three with The Keys by talking about giving your spare key to an inconvenient party, Elaine's Murphy Brown fan-fiction and what use of the F-word gets censored on TV! We've also got our Top 5 episodes of season three and Newman's Mail Sack! This is No Hugging, No Le...

"Jerry's car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it." -Original Air Date: 4/23/1992- This week, Tim and Ted cover The Parking Space, lame jokes, an easy solution to the whole conundrum and the return of SID! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rating and written review o...

"Jerry's new girlfriend is a plagiarist." -Original Air Date: 3/25/1992- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Letter, "the Kramer painting", baseball caps and a weirdly-long series of games between the Yankees and the Orioles...or is it? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 sta...

"Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracks down the driver, but his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's a beautiful woman -- and willing to go out with him." -Original Air Date: 3/4/1992- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Good Samaritan, saying "God Bless You" to people, seizures and having affairs. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfel...

"Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally." -Original Air Date: 2/26/1992- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Limo, a weird reference in the b-roll at the beginning of the episode and Ted getting SUPER uncomfortable as he reads  exact  quotes from George. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hu...

"Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits." -Original Air Date: 2/12/1992- This week we finish our talk about the Keith Hernandez double-episode The Boyfriend and also cover Jerry's way of talking to babies. There's also a bet that gets decided almost immediately and Newman's Mail Sack.   This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show...

"Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits." -Original Air Date: 2/12/1992- This week, Tim and Ted dive into part one of The Boyfriend starring special guest Keith Hernandez as...Keith Hernandez. They also talk about sneaking peeks in the locker room, making friends as adults and how Ted knows about "back...and to the left". This i...

"Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George." -Original Air Date: 1/29/1991- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Fix-up featuring Janice from Friends! We also cover hearing jokes about eating disorders, Elaine being a total handy-woman and buying condoms in the 20 th century. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging,...

"Jerry fears his girlfriend's comatose ex-boyfriend will awaken; guest Wayne Knight" -Original Air Date: 1/29/1991- This week, Tim and Ted talk about an episode that you probably won't see in re-runs anytime soon...The Suicide! We also cover jokes that wouldn't fly in 2019, the sick feeling Ted gets in his stomach anytime he sees Wayne Knight and how this all felt like an ad for Drake's Coffee Cak...

"Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend." -Original Air Date: 1/15/1991- This week, Tim and Ted talk about The Pez Dispenser, George's anticlimactic life, interventions being trendy and smelling like the beach. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by being one of t...

"The friends encounter adventure on the subway." -Original Air Date: 1/8/1991- This week, Tim and Ted recap the return to bottle episodes with The Subway! They also talk about Jerry needing a friend, SJW Elaine not being woke, Kramer's STACKS and George getting bamboozled. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Le...