No Highway Option

If you thought ONE Velocipastor movie sounded silly, get ready. We pitch a whole trilogy. And they're all guaranteed great because they came from a podcast.  Grab your sacramental wine and find your favorite doctor/hooker/lawyer friend, because it's time for returning guest BEN FROM I DRINK YOUR PODCAST to drop in and chat about the 2018 Comedy THE VELOCIPASTOR. It's a real short movie that d...

Yes Master, we are prepared to create a podcast about a sentient tire slasher movie. It shall be done immediately. Grab your binoculars and plant yourself in the middle of the desert, because it's time for ZACK FEDERICI to drop in and talk about the 2011 Comedy/Slasher/Tire movie RUBBER. One of us hates it, one of us loves it, and one of us does a good job of keeping you guessing how they felt. It...

Just as a heads up, the audio sounds a little weird because Connor and Luke recorded in the same room on different mics! We're trying to figure out how to fix it. Please bear with us :) KAE GIROUX (@kaehaus on Instagram) breaks out of a holy glass box, joining the boys to talk about ANNABELLE COMES HOME. Are we doing the third movie in a sub-series that's actually the seventh movie in a cinematic...

*Seth Rogen Laugh* MANNY SANTIAGO ( A Boy and His Fridge , Falls Count Anywhere ) joins the boys to learn about a horrible new drug sweeping the 1950s youth as they watch the 2005 musical comedy parody REEFER MADNESS. It certainly puts the HI in hijinks, featuring Alan Cumming, Kristen Bell, Neve Campbell and Jesus himself. You know, a very standard Showtime Original Movie cast.  Join them as...

When we started this show, we mostly did family comedies in a similar vein to The Pacifier. Now we're on our second NC-17 rated movie. What an evolution we've gone through.  THERESA (The Gremlins episode, @tortellinguini on twitter) hitchhikes to Vegas with the boys in order to talk about SHOWGIRLS, a legendary "so bad it's good" movie. Sex, rage, dance, monkeys, and bizarre dialogue abound....

Too much Tunes or not nearly enough? That seems to be the central question in this episode.  The Boys are stuck in the Server-Verse, so they have to talk about SPACE JAM A NEW LEGACY. I mean, they talked about the first one, so why not go do the sequel? What could possibly go wrong? Join them as they answer questions such as: Do these writers HATE Lebron James? Which Space Jam is the better S...

There are so many great moments in our first 60something episodes, it was hard to decide what moments should make it in our first episode, but these bits make us smile and laugh. Do you have a favorite that didn't make it? Let us know so we can add it into the next Best Of comp! Thanks to all our wonderful guests from the very beginning! You guys keep this show fresh and fun!  NEXT WEEK: SPAC...

Stay tuned after the outro theme! This week has our first post-credits sequence! CORY WEISSMAN joins the boys around the streets of New York City and Long Island as they avoid people they owe money, and talk about the 2019 thriller UNCUT GEMS. Let's get stressed out once again! Sorry Connor's audio is a little weird in this one! Join them as they answer questions such as Is this Adam Sandler's bes...

There are no hidden messages in this podcast, we swear. It's a normal episode that will not subliminally tell you to avoid a movie. NAT MARLOWE (97.5 FM The Fanatic) joins the boys in the future for some reason to discuss the Claymation Charles Manson musical LIVE FREAKY! DIE FREAKY! Is there a reason this movie isn't super well known? Or is it a true hidden gem? The amount of closeup claymation s...

hon hon hon hon sacre bleu baguette hon hon hon hon Zut Alors! BRANDON TANCZAK (JERKS Productions) journeys to France to meet up with the boys and help them talk to a stranger about the 2001 Romantic Comedy AMELIE. It's a very French movie about a very French woman. So that means get ready for some cringeworthy French accents! Join them as they answer questions such as Is Amelie a God? How much fu...

VIN DIESEL's F9 is now in theaters, so Connor and Luke decided to spend June 24 and 25th watching ALL 8 MAINLINE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES, along with short films and even ride POV footage! It's a Fast-a-thon! Connor's seeing a lot of these for the first time, while Luke is experienced in this world. Come along as they check in after every movie in various times of the day and night, then stay tuned...

Do ya need a break from modern livin'? Do ya long to shed your weary lows?  Connor's birthday was yesterday (June 21st), and to celebrate we're watching one of Disney's certified cult classics, A GOOFY MOVIE. Was this chosen purely because it came out the same year Connor was born? Or is it just a great little charmer of a movie? (it's the second part). Plus, Luke goes on a tangent about the...

All together now! "I did not hit her it's not true it's BULLSHIT I did not hit her I did naaaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark!" DON (Even the Score Podcast) joins the boys back in San Francisco to talk about the legendarily bad movie THE ROOM. It was that Adult Swim April Fool's joke for years, and the basis for the (hit? was it a hit?) movie THE DISASTER ARTIST. With it being so well known, I'm sure it hasn't...

Our first random request roulette! Here you go, Dan! The boys are horribly dubbed as they search for humor in an old kung fu movie, and end up finding the 2002 bizarre comedy KUNG POW! ENTER THE FIST. Since they are the chosen ones, they will discover once and for all if this movie has aged well, or if it's just one big ball of cringe.  Join them as they answer such questions as: Is there rea...

A Talking Cat!?! vs The Karate Dog. Who wins? IAN C. WEBER (Composer of our theme song, the Super Mario Brothers Episode) returns to join the boys in San Francisco as they try to hunt down a thief and Pat Morita murderer. In a world of chaos and corruption, who can they turn to? Why, THE KARATE DOG, of course! It's time to hear Chevy Chase in all his...glory? I don't know if Glory is the right wor...

This is the story of a prince from the moon. That prince's name? Vin Diesel, of course.  JT HOLTAWAY (Camp_Daddy on Twitch and YouTube) stumbles through a magical chalk door to find 2 mystical creatures talking about a bald man, and joins them to discuss Guillermo Del Toro's 2006 Fantasy drama PAN'S LABYRINTH. Do you like Alice in Wonderland, but wish there were more Spanish Civil War-era bad...

This episode was recorded live as we jumped 17 school buses on a moped! We swear!  NOAH DELP (from Starbucks) and his crew, the boys, get ready to do the biggest stunt in podcasting history: discussing the 2007 Lonely Island comedy HOT ROD . They're the voice(s) try and understand it. Make a noise and make it clear oh woahhhhh. Well, no matter what noise you'll make, we can't hear it. Podcast...

It's our first ever NC-17 movie on the show, and there's nary a nipple in sight. Life's funny that way.  JEWELZ (from Luke's High School days and also TikTok) joins the boys on their mission across Los Angeles, as they run into some unexpected characters. How unexpected? Well, as unexpected as ORGAZMO, the Trey Parker pornography-based superhero movie from 1997. Is it as horribly inappropriat...

Amy. Listen. Amy. Subscribe. Amy. Leave Review on Apple Podcasts. (It's worth a shot) BRAD ROBINSON (from The Disney College Podcast and the George of the Jungle Episode) and NICK CHERRY (from Cinema is Dead and the Overboard Episode) journey deep into the jungle to find the boys guarding King Solomon's diamond mine. How do they survive? By talking about CONGO, the 1995 talking Gorilla adventure m...

It's rumored this movie was almost called MICBH: Men In Cowboy Hats. (No it actually wasn't). STEVE and IZZY from EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES hop on their horses to join the boys at the ol' saloon to talk about Barry Sonnenfeld's bizarre steampunk adaptation WILD WILD WEST. Is this movie truly as disastrous as critics claim? Or is it an underrated gonzo masterpiece? Or is it somewhere between...

Korey wanted a change of pace...and boy...he certainly got what he wanted. MATT RANDALL joins us on a high-speed high-tension heist throughout Queens as we talk GOOD TIME, unfortunately not the Owl City/Carly Rae Jepsen banger. Would this movie be better if that song was included? Absolutely. Every movie can be improved with that song. Join them as they answer such questions as: How do we feel abo...

What would you do with a million dollars? If your answer is "try to date someone 20 years older than you"...you got issues, buddy. KOREY from BIG DUMB MOVIE gets a BLANK CHECK from the boys and he chooses to spend it on...talking about BLANK CHECK. There's a reason this movie has been largely forgotten, aside from the most major of Tone Loc fans. Oh, believe me. This thing's not worth a million do...

That's right! Time for another exciting No Highway Option adventure, "The Little Cartoon That Could!" or "Robert DeNiro's Celluloid Mental Breakdown!" WENDY MOULTON brings the boys out of Podcast Land and into the real world as they travel cross country to discuss 2000's THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY & BULLWINKLE. Will there be celebrity cameos? Surprise explosions? Divided discussions over whether...

Kiki's, do we love it? Are we riding? Will we never ever leave from Studio Ghibli's side? Do we want it? Do we need it? Yippee! The boys and PATRICK COTNOIR ( The George Lucas Talk Show ) leave their homes to be the sole witches in the big city as they talk the Hayao Miyazaki classic KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE . A sweet little movie about growing up featuring the much-anticipated return of Phil Hartm...

Happy Switcheroo April Fool's! We're hosting an episode of Everything I Learned From Movies today, and they're hosting our HOUSE episode! It's a fun time! Steve & Izzy continue PatreoNOOOOOOvember with the help of Mike & Bobby of the Grindbin Podcast as they discuss 1997's "Mortal Kombat Annihilation" starring Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, Brian Thompson & Dexter's Dad Jamer Remar!!! How do...