No Highway Option

We've got one last chapter, then it's time to close the book on THE TWILIGHT SAGA... until that TV series starts? We shall see. BRANDON TANCZAK is recruited by the boys to join them in the ultimate fight against Michael Sheen hamming it up and Dakota Fanning burning babies. That's right, it's time for THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART TWO! And we promise, it's not a long e...

In true M. Night Shyamalan fashion, this episode has a mind-bending twist: One of us actually really likes this movie!! TAYLOR COAN escapes a supernatural spooky House and joins the boys on a supernatural spooky Beach...a beach that makes you OLD! Will their trip change their lives and make them think about the meaning of being human, or are they just gonna have silly fun? Join them as they answer...

At long last, we FINALLY get to meet Renesmee! The entire franchise has been building up to this weird little CGI Baby Face! Jade Brooks-Bartlett and the boys attend a Washington Wedding in THE TWILGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART ONE. There should be plenty of Rainier Beer and Rainbow Fish filets to go around, even after all of the "totally not a vampire" speeches. Join them as they answer...

The story is problematic, some of the language and jokes have aged poorly, but you know what the worst aspect of the movie is? The main characters are METS FANS. Aubrey and Emily from National Treasure Hunt join the boys as they look back at I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY and really try to find a single redeeming element from the feature, with a good amount of fun along the way! It's not all...

It's the third movie in the Twilight Franchise and it's...more of the same?? Derick McDuff (Underrated) pulls up to the woods of Forks Washington to joins the boys in a game of shirtless Cup-a-Fart as they discuss THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE. They've gotta be careful so they don't shatter like porcelain dolls, for some inexplicable reason. Join them as they answer such questions as:...

You know something? These Jigsaw "games" don't seem like much fun at all! Jason Mountain joins the boys to investigate a series of grisly murders spearheaded by comedian and noted slap victim Chris Rock. That's right, it's time to talk SPIRAL FROM THE BOOK OF SAW. Everyone's going to follow the clues leftover by the dead bodies to reveal the ultimate torture "game&qu...

We are not actually sponsored by Rainier Beer but if they hear this and wanna send a 6 pack our way...we won't say no. Savannah MacHamer and the boys return to Forks, Washington to discuss THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. There's werewolves in this one. Plus ghost Edward, silly secret Vampire councils, and Anna Kendrick continuing to wonder why she's still in these movies. Plus FACE PUNCH....

The boys don their best vegetable costumes in order to entertain returning guest MIKE KING as they discuss the 2003 Eddie Murphy classic DADDY DAY CARE. Well, it's got a 27% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, so is it really a classic? We'll find out what the fellas think Join them as they answer such questions as: Is Steve Zahn Hollywood's best guy? Do we remember parts of this movie that are...

Jessica Suriano returns to join the boys on a Pacific Northwest road trip, with an extended stop off in Forks, Washington. That's right, it's time to kick off the TWILIGHT franchise at long last! Connor and Luke are generally fresh to the teen vampire romance franchise, while Jess is an old pro. Plus, the first ever edition of NO HIGHWAY OPTION LOST MEDIA: A Twilight Spoof sketch starring...

Alex Levitt cons his way into a return appearance to discuss CATCH ME IF YOU CAN with the boys! There's laughs, there's tears, there's a whole lot of tangents about the state of the film industry, recent movies, and Steven Spielberg's career in general. Just like all great podcasts should have. Plus, Luke tests his psychic abilities with a bold prediction at the start of the episode. Join them as...

We're baaaaaack! Connor and Luke saw FAST X, the first part of a supposed 2 or 3 part finale to the Fast & Furious Saga, and rushed to the studio to talk about it. A movie with so many cars, so many explosions, so much family, and so much forgetting to introduce ourselves at the start of the episode. Whoops. Join them as they answer questions such as: What character is Jason Momoa channeli...

11 Movies. Technically 5 different series. 8 Spider-People/Pigs. 2 Venoms. 1 week. 1 podcast. Let's do this. The boys watch every theatrically released movie in the Spider-Man franchise! That's right, from the Raimis to the Webbs to the Wattses to the Flescher to the Persichetti/Ramsey/Rothman to the Serkis. We watched them all. It was a chore, but since we split them up among a week instead of a...

It's weird how the Christmas Movie debate seems to only apply to the first Die Hard, nobody mentions it about the sequel. DERICK MCDUFF (Underrated, WatchMojo) rushes to his gate at a crowded airport to join the boys in a conversation all about DIE HARD 2. That's right, John McClane is back as the podcast continues to cover the Die Hard franchise in the weirdest possible order.  Join them as...

Lace up those winter boots and get ready for some holiday fun, it's SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION time! TYLER FREEZE (We went to College together) sits down with the boys to talk about Deer Shit and Hanukkah in ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS . Isn't it cool that we lined up this episode's release with the third night of Hanukkah 2021? We didn't plan that, it's just one of life's funny little coincidences...

Because what better way to prepare for/follow up a Thanksgiving dinner than thinking about a headless kid? BRAD ROBINSON (The Disney College Podcast, formerly Cinema is Dead) returns to join the boys in a Satanic Cult...or really just to talk about Ari Aster's smash debut horror film HEREDITARY . It's pretty much the same thing, once you boil it down to the basics. Kind of. Join them as they answe...

Y'all know At the Movies with Siskel and Ebert, right? That's not TOO dated a reference, I hope??? We went to the movies this week to finish off Bovember by talking about CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG. Luke was very big proponent of seeing this wacky little family movie, so of course we had to. Thank God for AMC A-List (not a sponsor. But if they want to...we're here).Connor also went to The Alamo Draf...

Yo Adrian! Luke's Birthday is on the 17th! Wish him a happy one! Luke picked the first sequel in one of his favorite franchises as his birthday pick, as the boys talk all about ROCKY II. With one huge fan of the Rocky flicks and one who's only seen a few, what could possibly go wrong? Join them as they answer questions such as: What's our Rocky Rankings? Isn't CREED great? Is this just the same as...

ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA is currently streaming on IMDBTV if you want to watch along! IGNORE THE FIRST COUNTDOWN TO HIT PLAY, GO OFF THE SECOND ONE SO THE TIMING LINES UP. In their first ever commentary episode, the boys check out those wacky adventures of everyone's favorite pitchman Ernest P. Worrel as he goes to Africa in ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA. It's...ah...it's a lot to take in. Especially on low...

Man, you know the answer whether or not this movie's better than The Pacifier. The boys kick off BOVEMBER by discussing Francis Ford Coppola's THE GODFATHER, among a whole bunch of other topics. We're aware of the audio issues that happens later in the episode, we're working to see how to fix it.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Where does this movie rank on the AFI 100 List? Isn'...

Something is attached to Hailey's Comet. Something mysterious. Something strange. Something naked. The boys and CORY WEISSMAN are talking LIFEFORCE this week, the Tobe Hooper space vampire movie from 1985. Is it scary? Is it funny? Hell, is it even comprehensible? That's what they're here to find out.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Why is this lady naked all the time? Can we say...

Bleh bleh bleh! Get ready for a parade of bad to okay impressions! Grab your bathing suits and climb aboard! STEVE and IZZY from EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES join the boys on a fabulous ocean liner this week to talk about HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATION. It's a goofy cartoony time both in the movie and on the podcast. Who could ask for anything more? Join them as they answer questions su...

No Highway To Hell Option/Spooky Highway Option/Confusingly Something About Boob According to Luke/whatever we're calling it finally begins with a real big scary movie...maybe. There's something in the attic. Is it the horrifying ghost of Mr. Wilson, or could it just be YouTubers trying out acting for the first time? The only way for the boys to truly find out is to team up with RUSSELL PIRKLE and...

OH, you read that subtitle right. We somehow get into Dear Evan Hansen in this one. Fresh takes!. When the government is about to be hacked, and a fire sale seems imminent, there's only one group to call: the boys and returning guest ELON MOXEY. They're here to talk about John McClane's 4th outing, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, and determine once and Justin Long's supposed age in this film once and for a...

Just like the movie itself, it's a title that isn't weird and gross at first glance, but once there's context...yuck. Quick! It's time for the boys to run into a diamond mine with JOEY from AFFABLE CHAT so they can talk about the 80's action/thriller/borderline fetish porn movie, WHITE FIRE. Hooo boy buckle up for...something. This movie's definitely...something.  Join them as they answer que...

The TikTok reference in the title will be outdated in a month (it may already be on its way out now) but come on it's funnnnn. Let's hope we have the budget for THREE guests, because GREG, JAMIE, and CASEY from VIDEO HIGH are here to talk about Kevin James doing UFC in order to save a music department in HERE COMES THE BOOM! I'm pretty sure it's the first canonical mention of Joe Rogan on the podc...