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The Big Lebowski, White Russians, Walterism and Dudeism...For all of the recipes below, build the drink in a rocks glass over ice.... White Russian 1 1/4 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Kahlua 3/4 oz Cream/Milk/Half and HalfThe Walter 1 1/4 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Kahlua 3/4 oz Chocolate Milk 1 barspoon Chocolate SauceThe Donny 1 1/4 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Kahlua 3/4 oz Cream/Milk/Half and HalfThe Da Fino 1 1/4 oz Cherry Vod...

The original gin sling, how to make tennis interesting and the dangers of junior baton twirling ...'Calamity Song' by The Decemberists - https://youtu.be/ni7T18UUBUI?si=_RwOqDIrrGAe5G5a

Rhys challenges Paul to make the ultimate mince pie cocktail, Paul makes Rhys listen to weird Christmas music...The Pie's the Limit3/4 oz Brown Butter Fat Washed Rum 1 1/4 oz Spice Infused Amontillado Sherry 1/2 oz PX Sherry 1 Barspoon of Grand Marnier 4 drops of Spiced Apple Bitters 2 Drops of Beef Stock Extract Sweetened and Whipped Vanilla Double Cream Grated NutmegAdd all ingredients except th...

We drink the Lounge Lizard and the Harvey Wallbanger and talk the history of lounge music, the truth behind Changing Rooms, and play 'Is it a cocktail or a pillow and duvet set designed by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen?' 7th Floor Tango (Lounge version) by Look. Up https://lookupsounds.bandcamp.com/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1UA4zUYx00m824vDi5j5og?si=BwbO9VRaS46opk00jeoPUQ Lounge Lizard 1 1/2 oz D...

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We drink riffs on the Aviation and talk the call of the void, failing to fly and the trajectory of Kevin Smith... Little Fluffy Clouds 1 1/2 oz Gin 1 Egg White 1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Simple Syrup 1/2 oz Creme de Violette Dry shake all ingredients, then shake again with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, express Lemon zest over top of cocktail. Aviation 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Maraschino L...

We drink the Purple Rain, Raspberry Beret and Sexy Mocha F**ker and talk all things Prince ☔🕺🎸✨💋🎵💜 Raspberry Beret 3-4 Fresh Raspberries 2 oz White Rum 1/2 oz Simple Syrup 1/4 oz Lemon Juice 1/4 oz Raspberry Liqueur Muddle the raspberries in a shaker, add other ingredients and ice, shake well and double strain into a chilled coupe glass, garnish with more fresh raspberries. Sexy Mocha F**ke...

Atomic cocktails, Fallout, bomb parties, Miss Atomic Blast and surprisingly affordable bunker options.   90 Seconds to Midnight (The Atomic Cocktail revisited) 3/4 oz Aged Jamaican Rum 3/4 oz Cognac 1 Teaspoon Oolong Demerara Syrup** Shake above ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass and top with Champagne or Prosecco. No Garnish.    **Oolong Demerara Syrup: Combine 1 cup demer...

Listener requests, Aunt Roberta, the only cocktails you need to know and every story ever told... Mango Chutney Rum Sidecar 1 Barspoon Premium Mango Chutney 2 oz Aged Rum 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 3/4 oz Grand Marnier 1 Barspoon Simple Syrup (optional) Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass rimmed with Cinnamon Sugar.

We drink the Dirty Weekend and the Last Vacation and talk summer holidays, crabbing and baby chainsaws... Dirty Weekend 3/4 oz Gin 3/4 oz Blanco Vermouth 3/4 oz Luxardo Bitter Bianco 2 Barspoons Olive Brine 2 Dashes Olive Bitters 2 oz Fever Tree Mediterranean Tonic Water Top with Soda Water Build in highball glass with ice, garnish with expressed Lemon Zest and Olives Last Vacation 1 oz Gold Rum 1...

Big Things (they're a thing), pineapples, stardom and leather pants... Gilda 2 oz Blanco Tequila  1/2 oz Fresh Pineapple Juice 1/2 oz Fresh Lime Juice 1/2 oz Cinnamon Syrup Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass. No garnish. Pineapple Freight 1 1/2 oz Pineapple Rum 3/4 oz Velvet Falernum 3/4 oz Benedictine 3/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice Whip shake all ingredients with a litt...

The world's best Amaretto Sour, the Arsenic and Old Lace, poisoners, quackery, public dissection, taxidermy, Nigella's nutmeg euphoria and the genetics of psychopathy... Amaretto Sour by Jeffrey Morgenthaler 1 1/2 oz Amaretto* 3/4 oz Cask-Proof Bourbon 1 oz Lemon Juice 1 tsp 2:1 Simple Syrup 1/2 oz Egg White Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake without ice or (even better) use an imm...

We drink cocktails inspired by Final Fantasy VII and Baldur's Gate III and talk some of our other all-time favourite video games... 7th Floor Tango (Orchestral version) by Look Up Sounds https://lookupsounds.bandcamp.com   Chultan Fireswill (Baldur's Gate III) 1 1/2 oz Overproof Jamaican Rum 1/2 oz Mezcal 3/4 oz  POG Juice (equal parts Pomegranate, Orange and Guava juice) 3 dashes Chocolate Bitter...

From burning bishops to pink palaces, we take a walk on the weird side of Valentine Street... Juliet and Romeo 2 oz London Dry Gin 3/4 oz Lime Juice 3/4 oz Simple Syrup 3 slices Cucumber 1 Mint Sprig A Dash of Rosewater A Pinch of Salt Muddle the cucumber and salt in a shaker tin, then add the Gin, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup and Rosewater and shake with ice. Double strain into a cocktail glass and g...

From dial-up to OnlyFans, King Cobra to Blac Chyna, we take on the Porn Star Martini... Porn Star Martini (original recipe)  1 1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka 2 oz Funkin Passion Fruit Puree 1/2 oz Passoa Passion Fruit Liqueur 2 Barspoons of Vanilla Sugar (Blend 1 Vanilla Pod with 500g Fine Sugar) Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled coupe glass, garnish with half a fresh Passion Fruit and s...

A cocktail inspired by Antarctic hallucinations and a guide to the cult of Rhysism... Referenced in this episode: A Ballad about Drinking by Yevgeny Yevtushenko - https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/ballad-about-drinking The Third Man Factor by John Geiger Johnny Cash sings Barbie Girl by There I Ruined It 500 Miles Isolated Backing Vocals by PearadoxX Walk This Way by Macy Gray You'll Never Walk Alon...

Breakfast in America, lunch in Italy and dinner in South Korea. Three continent crossing cocktails in the company of Nellie Bly... Seoul Train 1 1/2 oz Soju 3/4 oz Choya Plum Wine Yuzu Soda Add the Soju and Plum Wine to a highball glass, add ice to halfway and stir, add Yuzu soda and more ice, stir again to combine, garnish with Kiwi Pearls and Dragon Fruit. Breakfast in America 1 oz Bourbon 1/4 o...

Flying fetish-men, mind-bending kittens and a techno genie workout...sounds like another No Garnish Christmas Special...

The Penicillin, bizarre monuments and the chemistry for a better life... Penicillin 2 oz Scotch Whisky 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 3/4 oz Honey Ginger Syrup* Float 1/4 oz peated Islay Whisky Shake all ingredients but the Islay whisky with ice, strain into an ice filled rocks glass, float the Islay whisky on top, garnish with a piece of Candied Ginger Repeat Prescription  2 oz Irish Whiskey  3/4 oz Fr...

Bloody Marys, Bloody Beasts, Uncle Monty, gay repression and 'Withnail and I'... Uncle Monty 2 oz Oloroso Sherry 2-3 oz Carrot Juice Squeeze of Lemon Juice Dash of Simple Syrup or Curacao Pinch of Celery Salt Twist of Black Pepper Dash of Pepper Sauce Dash of Worcestershire Sauce Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into an ice filled Collins glass, garnish with celery stick, olives, cherry toma...

Cynar cocktails, the weird origins of toasting and when TV advertising went pop... Cin Cyn 1 oz Gin 1 oz Cynar 1 oz Sweet Vermouth Build in ice filled rocks glass, garnish with a Lemon Twist. Scorched Earth 1 1/2 oz Cognac 1/2 oz Cynar 1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth Optional: 1 Dash of Grapefruit Bitters Add ingredients to a mixing glass, add ice and stir to chill and dilute, strain into a chilled cocktail...

Devilish cocktails, Faustian pacts and a plethora of pointless demons... The Devil Rides Out 1 oz White Rum 1 oz Dry Vermouth 1/2 oz Grand Marnier 1/4 oz Angostura Bitters 1/4 oz Fernet Branca 1 Dash Grapefruit Bitters Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with chilli 'fingers' El Diablo 1 1/2 oz Tequila or Mezcal 1/2 Creme de Cassis 3/4 Fresh Lime Juice Top...

The science of nostalgia, tears of joy, therapy, Karen cafes and Kama Muta... The Heart of Gold 1 oz Bourbon 1/2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Apple Liqueur (pref Briottet Manzana Verde) 1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur 1/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1 oz Fresh Apple Juice Opt: 1 Barspoon Rich Simple Syrup if you'd like it sweeter Shake all ingredients with ice, double strain into a chilled cocktail glass, no garnish.

Acid Mothers Rhubarb and other questionable inventions... Acid Mothers Rhubarb 2 oz Sake 1/2 oz Gordon's Pink Gin 1/2 oz Archer's Peach Schnapps 2 dashes Fee Brothers Rhubarb Bitters 3 teaspoons Lactic Simple Syrup* Shake ingredients with ice, strain into chilled cocktail glass. * Lactic Simple Syrup: Make up a Simple Syrup using 5% Lactic Acid Solution (5g Lactic Acid to 100g water)

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