No Crying In Baseball

It's the end of the first season of No Crying In Baseball! With so many players are still sitting on the hot stove, will the Major League Baseball Players Association plan to open a free agent training camp help get these guys signed? Also, what's going on with Bartolo Colon and Todd Frazier, and what is pro football great Russell Wilson going to do for the Yankees? All that and boyfriends! This w...

As the Hot Stove draws to a close, Pottymouth has a favorite new TV show and Patti has thoughts on the Cleveland Indians decision to (semi-) retire their racist logo, "Chief Wahoo". The Milwaukee Brewers are looking even stronger after picking up Lorenzo Cain, Christian Yelich, and Matt Albers, while Mookie Betts wins in arbitration with the Red Sox and Major League Baseball tries a little positiv...

In this special episode, Patti & Pottymouth talk about their 2018 Baseball Hall of Fame inductee boyfriends: Vlad Guerrero, Chipper Jones, Trevor Hoffman, and Jim Thome. They also dig into the apparent steroid-use blacklist for the Hall of Fame and the impact of new statistics on veteran players.

As the Hot Stove simmers on Patti and the Pottymouth trade talk about Austin Jackson, Yu Darvish, and Christian Yelich, with a little Nate Silver on the side. This week's boyfriends courtesy of the Milwaukee Brewers and the Kansas City Royals, and Pottymouth tells us where all the winter baseball can be found. Be sure to follow us on Facebook for more on this week's episode!

Are we there yet? With just 25 days until Spring Training, Patti exposes possible MLB owner collusion and Pottymouth frets over the future of Mookie Betts in wild world of arbitration. Also, there's no clock on this game! But there might soon be...as Rob Manfred schedules a meeting with players to discuss the pace of play and new rules for the pitch clock and conferences on the mound. This week's...

Thirteen episodes into the MLB hot stove and there's no reason to be bored - not when big shot sports agent Jason Wood gets busted for having a hidden camera in his shower and Patti and the Pottymouth rob the cradle to find Miami Marlins boyfriends! Plus, Pottymouth gets tribal for her LA Angels boyfriend and Patti keeps following Zack Cozart and the never-ending saga of Donald the Donkey. All tha...

A lukewarm week for the Hot Stove tries to get Patti down, so the Pottymouth picks a fight with Rougned Odor, and El Jefe leaves the room when he hears Adrian Beltre doesn't wear a cup (Owwwwww!). Boyfriends of the week from the Texas Rangers and the Pittsburgh Pirates. BONUS: Women of Baseball featuring Haley Alvarez, Amanda Hopkins, and Linda Alverado! Follow us on Facebook  for links, videos, a...

It's the last day of 2017 with Patti and the Pottymouth, who offer their comprehensive expertise to Derek Jeter, explore the invention of the high five, and send a little Star Wars love to Sean Doolittle. Also, Seattle Mariners and Atlanta Braves boyfriends!  BONUS: Did Pottymouth really  apologize to Derek Jeeter? Info on the Robinson Cano charity

Patti and the Pottymouth hate on Derek Jeter, ponder another mega-trade including Adrian Gonzalez, find solace in holiday romance when they learn that Orel Hershiser officiated Justin Turner’s wedding, and get serious about diversity in Major League Baseball. BONUS: Meet Mamie “Peanut” Johnson, female pitcher for the Negro League's Indianapolis Clowns, who passed away this week at the age of 82. A...

Patti and the Pottymouth send love notes to Shohei Ohtani, redeem Pottymouth's Hall Of Fame error, and pick their Orioles and Mets boyfriends. BONUS: Is Derek Jeter the Donald Trump of Major League Baseball? This episode sponsored by the podcast  Dame It All To Hell,  available on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play Music.  

Patti and the Pottymouth laugh about new Yankees' skipper Aaron Boone and his experience-by-osmosis, the newest Angel Shohei Ohtani, the future of Manny Machado, and favorite first pitches. BONUS: Why did Joey Votto buy Zach Cozart a donkey? LINKS: Khris Davis' The Creature First pitch to the groin

Patti and the Pottymouth go Ohtani courtin', pick their White Sox and Phillies boyfriends, and ask tough questions about sexual harassment in baseball in this week's episode. Plus, a shout out to Venezuela and El Jefe says "War Damn Eagle!" Also, LINKS!! http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/09/04/252359066/the-phillies-nick-williams-pulled-off-a-mind-blowing-slide-for-first-career-steal https://www.si.co...

Patti and the Pottymouth discuss Hall of Fame favorites, a 20-second pitch clock, and international cash transfers in the latest episode of No Crying in Baseball. And, of course, bottom-of-the-barrel boyfriends. BONUS FEATURE: Drinking games!

Patti and the Pottymouth hunker down for the Hot Stove and talk about Gold Gloves, MVPs, and the long cold wait for Spring Training.

Patti and the Pottymouth nurse their baseball season hangovers with Springer, Altuve, and Mr. Morton, as they give their final thoughts on the 2017 World Series and look forward to next season. Schoolhouse Rock: Mr. Morton

Bat-licking and literal love consumePatti and the Pottymouth as they review Games 4 and 5 and get ready for 6 and 7 of the 2017 World Series. Oh, and boyfriends: Jose Altuve is Everywhere!    

Two games into the 2017 World Series, Patti and the Pottymouth gripe about manager musical chairs, cheer their WS boyfriends, and express their deep disapproval of celebratory humpage.

Baseball boyfriends, beards, and the attention of Puerto Ricans are all covered in this pre 2017 World Series inaugural edition of No Crying in Baseball!