No Country For Hot Girls

The girls are girling, the Love Island boys are struggling, and we're living for the drama. This week we're diving into the best moments from the villa, reliving Jersey Shore's most chaotic era, mourning the smoking area, debating the UK social media ban, and chatting AI, Paris Fashion Week, Louis Vuitton's controversial tidal wave, Sam Altman's upcoming biopic, and why Fr...

This week is pure, beautiful chaos. With Hannah away on set, Juliana is joined by returning favourite Florence Armstrong and stylist (and certified superfan) Gary David Moore for an episode fuelled by birthday drinks, zero preparation, and plenty of tangents. Fresh from Paris, Juliana recaps Paris Fashion Week, Fête de la Musique, a birthday getaway, and escaping the heatwave to rural Italy (where...

This week on the No Country for Hot Girls podcast, we spiral through a very unhinged week of celebrity news, viral culture moments, and questionable life decisions. We break down the endless stream of celebrity weddings dominating the internet, from Dua Lipa and Callum Turner’s wedding rumours to Taylor Swift speculation and Sienna Miller’s engagement, before detouring into why the entire internet...

It’s our very first episode! We’re getting into the Scamanda drama taking over the Bravosphere, the chaos of Bieberchella, and Olivia Rodrigo’s ongoing heartbreak saga. It’s pop culture, opinions, and plenty of unfiltered waffle. Read about SCAMANDA in the New York Times here . Olivia Rodrigo new album review in the Guardian . The Hurvin Anderson exhibition at the Tate. Read about the Geese Psyop...

Riding solo today Juliana is talking getting wasted at Milan Design Week, our cultural obsession with the nineties and the new phenomenon of the Airspace Man. You’ll find him in your local natural wine bar, scrolling the Modern House and talking about his love of The Sopranos. Oh and wanting to go to Japan is his personality. My Sunday Times Style 90s piece is here . The Verge essay on Airspace Re...

It’s episode three and Hannah’s back (phew)! We’re debriefing bank holiday carnage, hot Pilates bodily fluids, and the ongoing battle between sobriety and two bottles of natural wine. We spiral through Met Gala discourse, billionaire chaos, and why we’re suddenly pro-smoking again (don’t quote us on that). There’s also a deep dive into parasocial crushes, Raya horrors, and the very real consequenc...

This week on Country for Hot Girls we attempt to recover from a cursed podcast recording fiasco (RIP to the lost Romantasy segment), and instead spiral into: wedding plus-one politics, Lena Dunham and Adam Driver lore, the aggressively unnecessary Harry Potter reboot, and why everyone is furious about Boston accents in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. There’s also Yung Lean’s incredible new music...

You may notice this week’s episode sounds slightly different. That is because shortly after recording, we discovered the entire thing had been blanketed by what I can only describe as deafening white noise. What followed was 48 hours of panic, several existential crises, and me accidentally retraining as a sound engineer. So if you hear the occasional tinny moment or a slightly mysterious bit of a...

Hello. You’ve reached No Country for Hot Girls. We can’t come to the phone right now because we’re busy turning minor observations into full-scale investigations. This week: heatwave behaviour, the politics of complaining, why living in London is basically a communal experience, and whether friendship is actually the secret to life. We also get into celebrity chaos, relationship icks, reality TV u...

This week on No Country for Hot Girls, it’s finally Reunion Day . After weeks of build-up, speculation and emotional investment, we’re gathering with fellow Bravo obsessives to watch the Summer House reunion and, naturally, treating it like a major cultural event. Before the drama kicks off, we discuss the London heatwave (one of us is thriving, the other is convinced we’re heading towards climate...

This week on No Country for Hot Girls, we are recording in peak post-weekend condition: mildly regretful, highly caffeinated, and emotionally unstable in a very productive way. Expect hangover confessions, chaotic public transport decision-making, and the kind of friendship dynamic where interrupting is both a sport and a love language. We also go deep on the internet’s most dangerous game: asking...