No Clue Movie Reviews

Forget Independence Day—this July, we're dealing with a full-blown budget emergency. This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are diving headfirst into the 2013 Syfy channel bargain bin to witness the absolute chaos of Independence Day-saster! We break down how a small-town firefighter and a lone scientist try to stop a global alien invasion using little more than a fire truck, investig...

This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are pulling up a stool with special guest Trashcan Tabby from The Gray's Taproom Podcast to see if JB and KG's quest for rock supremacy still holds up! Did Jack Black and Kyle Gass actually create the greatest rock movie ever made, or did it flop for a reason? Can a literal piece of Satan's tooth solve all your musical problems? Is Dave Grohl's S...

Long before Wakanda Forever, there was a different kind of hero protecting the streets. This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay tune into the 1994 DIY superhero spectacular... Blankman! Can a man armed only with bulletproof underwear and a toilet-paper launcher defeat the mob? Will the brilliant, bed-wetting Darryl Walker win the heart of the lovely Susan? Can the cynical "Other G...

Before you head to the theaters for your next comedy, remember what happened the last time a major spoof franchise tried to make us laugh. We are diving into Scary Movie 5 to ask the ultimate question: Is it actually that bad? From the missing iconic cast members to the incredibly dated 2013 pop culture references, we are breaking down everything that went wrong. Drop a comment below—did you ever...

We have the Power... to shamelessly review a movie of the same IP that's currently hitting theaters! Hey, look, the corporate synergy was right there, and we aren't above taking advantage of a cosmic coincidence. In this episode, Jay and Malcolm are hopping into the theater to dissect Cannon Films' infamous 1987 live-action gamble: Masters of the Universe. From an oiled-up Dolph Lundgr...

What happens when you mix Peter O'Toole acting for the absolute back row, a genuinely massive castle set, a bit of classic Irish "skelping," and a movie that can't decide if it's a gothic romance or a slapstick comedy? You get Neil Jordan's 1988 supernatural anomaly: High Spirits. For this trip to the haunted hills of Ireland, Jay and I are joined by a very special guest—Teresa from the "And Now Y...

Never Give Up, Never Surrender! 🚀 This week, we are boarding the NSEA Protector to review the ultimate 90s sci-fi comedy masterpiece: Galaxy Quest (1999).Is it just a brilliant Star Trek parody, or is it secretly one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made? From Alan Rickman’s iconic, soul-crushed delivery of "By Grabthar's Hammer..." to Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, and Sam Rockwell perfectly nai...

In This one, the guys breakdown the sequel to Mortal Kombat....Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Mortal Kombat Annihilation is the sequel that makes the first Mortal Kombat movie look like a cinematic masterpiece. We’re talking terrible CGI, wooden acting, awful dialogue, and some of the most hilarious fight scenes ever put on film. This is peak 90s video game movie garbage… and we had way too much fun...

In this episode, we breakdown the 1987 comedy "Born in East LA". Join us as we breakdown this ultimate “wrong place, wrong time” comedy. Cheech Marin stars as a Mexican-American who gets deported to Tijuana by mistake, even though he was born in East L.A. Now he has to figure out how to get back across the border while dodging immigration, learning how to be “Mexican,” and dealing with all kinds o...

Michael Jackson’s 1988 fever dream of a movie is basically a bunch of music videos duct-taped together with a half-baked plot about fighting a drug kingpin with dance powers, car transformations, and Mecha MJ.We break down the insane practical effects, the ego trip moments, the Smooth Criminal segment, and why this movie is equal parts ridiculous and strangely entertaining for MJ fans. New reviews...

We sat down for A Halloween Feast — a low-budget horror-comedy about a dysfunctional family whose Halloween dinner spirals into absolute chaos, madness, and dark secrets. This one blends gore, black humor, and wild family drama in ways you won’t see coming. We break down the practical effects, the escalating insanity, and whether this overlooked indie gem is worth your time. New reviews drop weekl...

Special guest Cayley (Lucy Tightbox) from  @OnceOverwithCayley  joins us for the wildest one yet! Meet the Hollowheads is the grossest, weirdest 80s movie you'll probably be glad you watched. It feels like a twisted 1950s sitcom from hell — living tentacle appliances, disgusting dinner scenes, and a sleazy boss who makes everything ten times worse. We break down the bizarre practical effects,...

Dumb and Dumber To is finally on No Clue Movie reviews and this time, we brought in special guest Tennessee Mike from The Gray’s Taproom Podcast to suffer through this long-awaited sequel with us. 20 years later, Lloyd and Harry are back — dumber, older, and somehow even more chaotic. We break down the hits, the misses, the ridiculous cameos, and whether this sequel was worth the wait (or if we sh...

Life of Brian (1979) — the Monty Python movie that somehow got banned, protested, and still became a comedy legend. Brian Cohen is just an ordinary guy born in the wrong manger at the wrong time. One wrong turn later and suddenly he’s being hailed as the Messiah by a very confused crowd. In this Easter Special, we break down the satire, the absurdity, the unforgettable songs, and why this film sti...

In this episode of No Clue Movie Review, we dive into the wild practical effects, questionable CGI, the iconic cape moments, and why this comic adaptation is equal parts legendary and a total mess. Zero expertise, maximum chaos — hit play and see why Spawn still haunts us 25+ years later! New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness! Follow "No Clue Movie...

Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) — the day the little green psycho traded gold coins for blunts and bars. Ice-T as Mack Daddy, , and the single most cursed rap scene ever filmed. We break down if this low-budget fever dream is equal parts terrible and brilliant. The budget? Non-existent. The vibes? Immortal. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to su...

Jay and Malcolm are back with a Columbo classic: 'Cries Wolf' (1990), and this time we’ve got a special guest host—Teresa from the 'And Now You Know' podcast! Peter Falk brings his rumpled magic as the lieutenant who smells something fishy when a big-shot magazine publisher (Peter Haskell) claims his wife vanished... but Columbo ain’t buying it. This one’s all about ego, fake-outs, and that slow-b...

Gather the family, it’s game night in the theater tonight! This week we figure out who did it in the 1985 classic Clue — the board-game movie that took “Miss Scarlet in the Library with the Candlestick” and turned it into a manic, murder-filled, laugh-out-loud farce. If you're into bad/classic movie breakdowns, subscribe & hit the bell—new episodes drop weekly! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" o...

Join No Clue Movie Reviews as they "Dabble" in the comedy, One, Two, Many (2008).Stuttering John Melendez writes and stars in this low-budget sex comedy about a guy obsessed with finding his dream woman that is willing to have a 3some with other women. Spoiler Alert: it goes exactly as badly as you’d expect. If you're into bad but still classic movie breakdowns, subscribe and hit the bell. New eps...

Join No Clue Movie Reviews as they breakdown Super Mario Bros(1993). The live-action disaster that turns the Mushroom Kingdom into a lizard filled, dystopia. Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, devolution guns and maximum production hell. We roast it so you don't have to...or maybe you should. If you're into bad but still classic movie breakdowns, subscribe and hit the bell. New eps drop weekly! Follow "N...

Jay and Malcolm kick off No Clue Movie Reviews with the 1984 comedy classic, Police Academy! Zero expertise, maximum chaos as they roast the misfits, Tackleberry's one-liners, Mahoney's pranks and why this '80s staple still holds up (or doesn't). Expect riffing, reactions to the best/worst moments and plenty of cringe-worthy laughs. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X @NoClueReviewPod and...