Nine Lives No More

Socks are disappearing. Not all socks. Just one side .Join Eggs Benedict, your host and guide in this episode where a crime surprisingly splash, spark, or explode into floury chaos. Instead, was explore a crime that took place, slowly, piece by piece. Sock by sock. Was this sabotage? A bid for extra treats? Or simply the long game of a cat who understands power? Listen to the penultimate episode i...

The chaos continues in this purr-plexing episode of Nine Lives No More. After Christmas, the cats leave behind a new crime scene — a flour-covered kitchen that raises more questions than answers. Was it Pepper’s fiery curiosity or Smokey’s silent mischief? As paw prints, shredded tea towels, and an open flour bag point to feline foul play, we dig into another unsolved mystery in the house. Join me...

Christmas comes to Nine Lives No More, and as to be expected, chaos follows. When a beautifully decorated Douglas fir mysteriously topples, baubles shatter, and festive lights go dark, all signs point to Smokey and Pepper: two cats with suspiciously spotless records and zero remorse. Host and guide, Eggs Benedict investigates a holiday crime scene filled with fir needles, broken ornaments, and unw...

In this wet and mysterious episode of Nine Lives No More , the paw-prints of a feline felon are all over the scene — but who’s the culprit? Smokey or Pepper? With a bathroom ruined and a tuft of grey fur found at the scene, suspicion falls on Smokey. But with a solid defense from her legal team, the case isn’t as clear-cut as it seems. Will justice be served, or will our fluffy suspect slip throug...

A peaceful evening turns into a scarlet crime scene in this dramatic instalment of Nine Lives No More, featuring Eggs Florentine as your host for this episode of feline related crime. When our cat parents return home to find red wool shredded, smeared, and scattered like a feline horror film, all paws point to Smokey — the usual wool-obsessed suspect. But a single strand of evidence beneath Pepper...

Join Eggs Benedict for the latest episode on our two feline fatales; Smokey and Pepper; it would seem their crimes have started to escalate. We return back to the house for the scene of the latest crime, allegedly committed by our furry suspects. This time, with the lights being taken out by one (or both) of our prime suspects, it would appear the next goal is to plunge our investigation into dark...

In Episode 3 of Nine Lives No More , host Eggs Benedict returns to investigate a fresh feline mystery: the drowning and mysterious burial of a beloved clucking chicken toy. With Smokey and Pepper turning the garden into a crime scene of muddy craters and shallow graves, the question remains—are these cats working together, or is one a lone toy-tormenting culprit? Join us as we dig into the truth b...

The feline felonies continue in Nine Lives No More , the cat-themed true-crime parody where every suspect purrs and every mystery leads straight to the litter box. In this episode, host Eggs Benedict dives into a new household whodunnit: another toy has turned up drowned in the water bowl — this time, Pepper’s beloved duck. With both cats acting suspiciously silent and no witnesses willing to meow...

In this first episode of Nine Lives No More , host Eggs Benedict dives whiskers-first into a chilling domestic mystery: the sudden “death” of Smokey the cat’s beloved stuffed owl. When a young couple returns home to find the toy floating lifelessly in a bowl of water and both feline suspects conveniently hiding upstairs — questions arise... Was this an unfortunate tumble… or a calculated act of pl...