Nightly News Roundup

Tonight: Donald Trump promises the big wave is coming for a nuclear program he already claimed to have destroyed, JD Vance discovers that opinions have consequences and silence is a full-time job, Pete Hegseth stands at the Pentagon podium and explains that America didn’t start the war America started while somehow not mentioning the three American jets Kuwait just shot out of the sky, six kids ar...

Tonight: The Supreme Court rules Trump's tariffs illegal and he announces more tariffs, calls his own appointees traitors, and promises to "find out" what evidence he doesn't have, three hundred billion dollars in illegal charges hits American consumers who are now told to lawyer up and wait five years, Trump threatens to bomb a nuclear program he already claims to have destroyed while two carrier...

Tonight: A British prince gets arrested on his 66th birthday while his brother issues a statement and his sister tours a prison voluntarily, the president invokes the Defense Production Act to save a cancer-linked weedkiller from litigation while his own health secretary quietly dissolves into irrelevance, the Justice Department hangs the president's portrait on its own building and apparently see...

Tonight: DHS's chief spokesliar bolts before the subpoenas clear customs, Epstein's New Mexico ranch transfers from convicted pedophile to MAGA tax cheat without missing a beat, the FCC weaponizes airtime rules to gag a comedy show while the First Amendment files for disability, Iran threatens to sink American carriers as Jared Kushner negotiates the apocalypse over uranium, an 18-year-old drives...

Tonight: Federal agents execute citizens then hide the evidence, Trump rages at California's climate diplomacy from his nursing home, billionaire donors offshore Ohio while preaching America First, the FBI seizes Georgia ballots to relitigate 2020, DHS builds dissident databases with tech company cheerleaders, Ohio senators pocket Epstein money then vote to bury the files, and RFK Jr. torches vacc...

Tonight: Minneapolis murders meet Munich getaways, ICE agents perjure for sport, Trump pardons corpses and cocaine cowboys, aircraft carriers pretend diplomacy works, Western states delay drowning, Noem turns DHS into influencer content, and Norway's Nobel chief vacationed at Epstein's rape island. Consequences took the long weekend, carnage clocks in. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Tonight: RFK Jr.'s relapse politics, Pam Bondi’s espionage cosplay, Kushner’s nuclear vanity projects, Kristi Noem’s QVC border theater, and lasers vs. balloons in El Paso. Democracy’s on bathroom break — tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: Bondi vs. Epstein’s survivors, National Guard ghost withdrawals, Gallup pulls the plug on America’s vital signs, Trump’s Venezuela smash‑and‑grab hits an oil veto, and Jeanine Pirro’s sedition circus dies in the grand jury room. Outrage engineered for hate‑lovers. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: Epstein Island Family Lunch, Billionaire Redactions, Vance's Sweatshop Speech, Trump vs. Hockey Bridges, EPA Kills Climate Science, Vetting John Busted for Hookers, DHS Shutdown Poker. Outrage engineered for hate-lovers. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: Seattle wins with spreadsheet football, Ghislaine Maxwell mimes Omertà on Capitol Hill, Steve Bannon gets his sins dry-cleaned, RFK Jr. plays arsonist-in-chief of public health, Trump’s spies ghost Section 702, Minneapolis test-drives martial law lite, and a subway horse has the best commute in New York. Outrage with a laugh track. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Tonight: Trump scrubs ape memes from his feed as staffers play scapegoat, Congress napkin-scribbles Epstein's elite rot, measles feasts on anti-vax buffets from SC to Utah, NYC rediscovers warrants, Navy brass flew Lolita Airways, Trump grifts the IRS he owns, Dow dances while the dollar dies. Outrage opera, unplugged. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: Trump cheers the dollar's dive as economic genius, orange phantoms haunt Epstein's stairs, jobs freeze in shutdown snow, Tulsi Gabbard crashes FBI raids, Big Tech outsources privacy to DHS subpoenas, Trump auctions tunnels for ego plaques, and Hillary dares Comer to Epstein C-SPAN. America's infrastructure of outrage—rhythmic edition. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Tonight: California redraws democracy with a buzzsaw, Trump nationalizes elections and rationalizes executions, Bezos fires half the newsroom to “save” it, ICE lawyers melt down in real time, Minneapolis bleeds under federal “soft touch,” and the White House builds a ballroom “for national security.” It’s America’s weekly nervous breakdown—brought to rhythm. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Epstein stalls, QAnon implodes, CBP crooks, ICE massacres, Iran buzz-saws, Trump arches—America's meat-grinder circus spins wild. Theo skewers the shitshow. Tape rolls. 🎪🔥💥 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cabinet snubs, Super Bowl retreats, Swiss bribes, bombastic Iran plots, IRS revenge suits, greenback gutting, Ukraine gaffes, Epstein stalls—Mar-a-Lago’s meat balloon orchestrates empire’s clown parade. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Syringes, Schrodinger's Wars, and Gun-Nut Revolt Tonight: Kazmierczak's syringe jihad on Omar, Rubio's maybe-invasion of Venezuela's oil, Google's $68M snitch-bot payoff, Trump's $12M Jan. 6 money trail, Iran armada threats post-Midnight Hammer, ICE invades consulates, and Trump flips Second Amendment script on Pretti—NRA bites back while hypocrisy explodes. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Blood, Ice, and Backstabs Tonight: Trump discovers gun control by ventilating the permit holder, and the NRA finally blinks. ICE shock troops develop consciences while Minnesota sues for a look at its own bloodstains. The South freezes in deregulated darkness, Ted Cruz records a GOP murder‑suicide pact, and Gregory Bovino learns he’s just another name on the sacrifice list. Tape rolls. Hosted on A...

Tonight: Smith’s ghost haunts Trump’s Congress encore, Gaetz’s rape shrug from Florida suits, Uvalde jury crowns cop inaction. Castle Rock kills duty-to-protect myth; Clintons-Epstein subpoena bonfire roasts D.C. elite. Patel clout-chases Kirk’s blood, ICE axes warrants for door-kicks. Law’s carcass picked clean. Tape rolls.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: ICE terrorizes brown badges, Maine moose hunts migrants, Epstein PDFs rot in redaction hell. Clintons contempt-circus with bipartisan blood; Trump trades tariffs for frozen NATO turf. FBI guts WaPo reporter's life, DOGE peddles grandma's data to coup clowns. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: A wheezing Mar‑a‑Lago Meat Balloon marks his first anniversary with a racist scrapbook and no gas in the hate tank. DOJ turns the First Amendment into a tripwire for Tim Walz, Jacob Frey, and the widow of Renee Good. Detroit gets “defeated” inflation and weaponized spreadsheets. Measles speedruns South Carolina. Civil rights prosecutors walk. The UN declares global water bankruptcy. Scott...

Tonight: Greenland threatened over a bruised Nobel ego. ICE gassed protesters, blamed cameras, and DOJ chased hymns. Trump built a peace board and invited Putin. Suicide data vanished. Epstein files stayed sealed. The Fed lawyered up. MLK got a holiday while civil rights got repo notices. Accountability lagged. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight: Native Americans detained as aliens, treaties ignored, Homeland Security confused by names. Epstein files “glitched” into oblivion while survivors stayed visible. ICE killed, Trump threatened the Insurrection Act, Minneapolis swarmed. Healthcare arrived as bullet points. Greenland got tariff-blackmailed. NATO blinked. Fraudsters drove Porsches. Accountability buffered. Tape rolls. Hosted...

Tonight: 4,500 ICE names queued, DDOS storms maybe Russian, Homeland Security panicked. Senators folded for Trump in Venezuela, Greenland jets deployed, NATO trained while the Arctic froze. NASA nuked the moon, Americans split pills. Comer lost it on Clinton, Epstein files stayed buried. FBI raided a Post reporter. Robin Kelly impeached Noem. Accountability? Theater. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. S...

Tonight: Trump lies about the economy while groceries testify otherwise. Iran blinds protesters and cuts the internet. AI threatens blackouts so servers can keep drooling. ICE kills Renee Good and calls it enforcement. Prosecutors quit rather than prosecute widows. A synagogue burns from hate. Claudette Colvin remembered too late. America keeps the lights flickering. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. S...

Tonight: Trump occupies Minnesota, ICE kills Renee Good, and DHS blames the body. Mark Kelly sues after the Pentagon threatens to court-martial a senator for speech. DOJ goes after Jerome Powell to bully rates. Pam Bondi disappoints Trump by not arresting his enemies on schedule. Iran burns while diplomacy “comes first.” Prosecutors get fired for obeying judges. Chinese hackers read Congress’s ema...