Nightdrive

It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames!  Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded rheinbarbo now? Tonight's callers include: Devin the Arsonist- "This was absolutely not me- there's no ar...

It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour Horseradish Boom-Towns Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! For more local news visit the  FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from...

NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day! We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up... Except for the stuff we forgot... Or deliberate misinformation... Or things the US government censored and wouldn't let us include... Or information pertinent to existing or pending lawsuits...  

39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action! Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for days!  It's an event you absolutely won't want to miss and we are live feeding it all directly into yo...

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat? Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz. Residents on the upcoming Mayoral Election Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the  Fakah...

DON'T PANIC! We're helping you put all the pieces together tonight on NightDrive! Why did the sky scream? Why is it raining blood? Are we safe in Fakahatchee? Is this the very end of Florida, America's most phallic state? Tonight's callers include: Richard Baysbahn- With some answers about what we're dealing with outside and a message to stay calm. Father Jonah Likely - To answer our religious que...

It's 8:36 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: A look back at Fakahatchee History with Plinth Forsythe!  An exciting new weapon in the war on terror! Bold breakthroughs in cosmetics for ladies! Breaking: Blood Rain? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the  FakahatcheeGazette.com I wa...

Tonight on NightDrive - Horace is back from his accident and he's made it a grab-bag episode so the subjects are up to you the listeners.  Tonight's callers include: Philliam - Wrongfully sued over his tickle crew's actions?  Sergio - Does he deserve a medal? WAS that dog one of the furred reich? And Hot Sauce Man returns. Why won't Horace get his messages? Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @night...

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It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Interview with a real life Astronaut! Exciting new animal modes for the cars you drive! Our newest (and youngest) reporter weighs in on Brexit! More news about the body found behind Baysbahn Mercantile. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visi...

Tonight on NightDrive - We dive into the public health crisis affecting your face- Bored Mouth! We're talking to you about your symptoms, your fears and the disease in general. Thankfully we've got Dr. Scroggins with us tonight to help us find the answers and understand where we find ourselves in the middle of this mouth menace. Also he'll have some tips for sufferers.   Tonight's callers include:...

It's 8:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Petition to bring back Sewer Sharks! Miami's Mayor Shuts Down Party Houses Here I Go Again: Iced Cream Scandal at Woofchester Memorial Dog Show Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the  FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Faka...

Tonight on NightDrive - fresh off the police scanner!  We're talking all the details of the Scooter DUI that took the local sheriff on a low speed Chase. We're interviewing some of the folks involved. And what are we going to do about this new public menace stemming from the 'Boomer Brewhalls?' Horace Wexler takes all of your calls and opinions tonight on NightDrive.  Tonight's callers include: Br...

It's 9:31 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Beach Alcoholic --Mikey DuSoleil Exonerate! Restaurant launches exciting new eat free promotion! Social Tech: Share your neighbor's experience Hobo drought worsens Sports! with Willy Cheshire Breaking news   New release schedule: Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunda...

Tonight on NightDrive we remember the late Mayor Luis Vaminos- a civic leader who was a lightning rod for controversy, a fierce opponent in local government and a person who was found dead inside of a killer whale. We'll talk with you about the man and the legacy he leaves behind as Horace Wexler takes all of your thoughts and opinions tonight on NightDrive.  Tonight's callers include: Author Stan...

It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: The UN reacts to Global Tensions The President's Surprising Medical Release New Tech: Baby Translator! Questions About A New Census Question  New Voices: Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy Update on the Mayor's Death New release Schedule: Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other...

A bunch of Killer Whales beached themselves over at Abner Hoag memorial beach and then decided to die. Now their rotting dead whale stink is starting to invade the main streets of Fakahatchee, Florida forcing residents to stay inside and wear masks. We've gotta do something about this menacing smell. So hold your nose and join Horace Wexler as he takes all of your thoughts and opinions tonight on...

It's 9:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Nuclear Liechtenstein Dow rising too quickly Willy Cheshire explores The Deadliest Martial Art Crude Space Mission Put It In Your Mouth: Clem's Clams New release Schedule: Come visit Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the  FakahatcheeGazette.com I want...

There's a brand new energy drink sweeping it's way across Fakahatchee! Say hello to SCUDDDDD. Tonight we're joined by it's creator Tucker St. Claire. We'll receive medical advice from Dr. Leonard Scroggins. And we'll be talking with YOU about some of your favorite Scuddddd flavors and hallucinations. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on insta...

It's 7:32 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered? Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day Celebration! A new product from Elon Musk? 100% More Obelisks For more local news visit the  FakahatcheeGazette.com Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivef...

Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the mayor. And Father Jonah of The Spanktuary shares some pertinent personal details about the mayor as a member/patron of his congregation. Let's hear from you,...

It's 9:38 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed? Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you? Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated? Body Satirist, Enrico Bolshriver's new exhibit- will it art? And some breaking news about the Mayor For more local news visit th...

Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich shop of all time? All this and your calls- Tonight! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm  on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instag...

It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. Tonight: The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home? Special Report: The Black Rhino's Song. Does it slap? Political Update: Who's still in the race. But more importantly all the candidates who have dropped out. For more loc...

The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got Horace steaming. Now petitions are being circulated and it looks like this mayor just might end up being recalled. Would you vote for him again? Let's...