Night School Horror

Welcome to the Season 1 Finale, Hazbin Hotelians!!! Today's Lesson: Episode 8 — The Show Must Go On For the Season 1 finale, Alex A-Town Ryan takes over the teacher's desk as he, Tommy James, and Sabrina Ace break down one of the biggest episodes of the series. From Lucifer finally reminding everyone why he's the King of Hell to Sir Pentious stealing the class's hearts one last time, the crew dive...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians... Mista Malave is still missing, so we've officially stopped filing the paperwork. Today's Lesson: Episode 7 — Hello Rosie! This week, Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Alex A-Town Ryan head to Cannibal Town, where the smiles are warm, the tea is fresh, and the finger foods are... well, best not to ask. The class breaks down Rosie's scene-stealing debut, Alastor's incre...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…It's time to grab your halos because we are heading to HEAVEN! Today’s lesson: Episode 6: Welcome To Heaven: Charlie and Vaggie finally make their trip to Heaven to plead the case for redemption, but what starts as a guided tour through fluffy koalas, rainbow sprinkles, and Darren Criss singing about the perfect afterlife quickly turns into a heavenly courtroom drama...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians...At this point, Mista Malave has officially vanished. No note. No phone call. No excuse. The faculty has reviewed the situation and unanimously agreed to give him a big ol' F. Today's Lesson: Episode 5 — Dad Beat Dad: Tommy James keeps the semester rolling alongside Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan, who immediately confesses that he cracked under pressure and watched...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…Mista Malave skipped class again. Honestly, at this point Charlie’s gonna stop offering redemption and just charge him a late checkout fee. Today’s lesson: Episode 4 - Masquerade: Tommy James takes the wheel while Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan break down one of the realest episodes in Hazbin Hotel so far. Under all the neon lights, jokes, drinks, and hotel lobby no...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. Class is back in session as Night School Horror continues its descent through Hazbin Hotel one episode at a time. Unfortunately, Mista Malave decided to cut class again…which feels a little Respectless if you ask us. Today’s lesson: Episode 3 — Scrambled Eggs: Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace continues leading Tommy James and Mr. A-Town Ryan deeper into the chao...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. After a brief hiatus for Mother’s Day and the internationally unrecognized holiday known as Tommy James Day, Night School Horror is back in session to continue dragging Mr. A-Town Ryan and Mista Malave deeper into the beautifully unhinged world of Hazbin Hotel. Unfortunately, Mista Malave had to cut class this week… but don’t worry, the man still did his homework us...

Hold onto your halos—your devil horns are already screwed on tight. Night School Horror is heading straight into Hazbin Hotel, and yeah… we’re doing the whole damn thing, episode by episode. In this series, Sabrina Ace (Florida’s Favorite Creep) and Tommy James (The Movie Guy Bay Bay) drag Mathew Malave and the king of television, Alex A-Town Ryan, through a fiery crash course in demons, redemptio...

Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace and The Evil Barbie Edy head straight into the worst tourist trap in America: Derry, Maine — where balloons float, morals don’t, and Pennywise is basically the HOA president. The duo tears into Welcome to Derry, dissecting how this prequel ties back to IT, why the town itself should be declared a biohazard, and which characters desperately need therapy, relocat...

Class is back in session, and the phone won’t stop ringing...so naturally, Mista Malave and Sabrina Ace decided to answer it. This week, your unqualified educators of evil dive headfirst into The Black Phone 2, Blumhouse’s latest reminder that sometimes it’s better to let unknown numbers go to voicemail. The Grabber’s back with a more “hands-on” curriculum, Ethan Hawke’s giving full Freddy Krueger...

Tonight at Night School Horror, class is in session, and the lesson? Never let Netflix do your homework for you. We’re diving headfirst into Monster: The Ed Gein Story, a show so “based on true events”. The faculty tears into everything from Charlie Hunnam’s Oscar-worthy audition for Creepiest Mama’s Boy Alive to the series’ creative “liberties” (read: lies so bold they deserve their own SAG card)...

Tommy James and Big Money Eddie put on their hazmat suits and wade through the radioactive mess that was the Alien Earth finale. Spoiler alert: it sucked. From limp storytelling and cardboard “character arcs” to the ever-present fingerprints of corporate greed, our boys dissect how Hollywood once again proved it can milk a franchise until it’s bone-dry. Along the way, they chew over the role of ho...

Grab your tissues, your chew toys, and maybe a stiff drink, because this episode of Night School Horror gets weirdly emotional. The Movie Guy BayBay, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and Mista Malave dive nose-first into the indie gut-punch Good Boy. From Indy the dog’s POV (seriously, give that pup an Oscar), to the big themes of life, death, and the subtle reminder that we’re all just killing t...

Strap in, students, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie are back in session, and this time they’re dissecting episodes 5 and 6 of Alien Earth. Yes, the show where corporate greed is scarier than the monsters, pacing issues move slower than a Xenomorph on Ambien, and somehow… the aliens are the ones we feel bad for. The boys wade through philosophical plant life, identity crises, and the looming “machi...

Tommy James and Mista Malave crack open The Conjuring: Last Rites and let’s just say the spirits aren’t the only things restless. From Michael Chaves’ direction to the Smurl family case, they dig into mirror metaphors, character arcs, and the eternal soap opera that is the Warrens. Expect previous film war stories, eye-rolling at the plot holes, and a brutally honest breakdown of what worked, what...

On this episode of Night School Horror, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie sink their teeth into the indie horror-comedy Draculaw. They pick apart its charm, budgetary bruises, and that whole “time as an energy vampire” thing—because nothing says horror like losing a weekend to deadlines. From pacing quirks to soundtrack surprises, the hosts balance praise with playful stabs of criticism, proving onc...

Class is in session, and this week Tommy James and Big Money Eddie crack open the latest episode of Alien: Earth. The boys question whether the franchise is boldly going… or just cashing checks. From creepy kid characters to corporate overlords, from AI asking “do you love me?” to the soundtrack making sure you do, nothing escapes detention. Expect talk of cyborg xenomorph nightmares, real-world c...

Welcome back to Night School Horror, where we learn that apparently Portland, Oregon loves to Naruto run and Tommy’s Aunt Edna/Gladys keeps breaking damn sticks like she’s auditioning for Pennywise in the remake to National Lampoons Vacation. This week, Tommy and Sabrina open our doors to a new student Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to campus as the class spirals into horror obsessions, Halloween Horror Ni...

Your Favorite Movie Therapist and The Cigarette Smoking Man crack open Episode 3 of Alien Earth “Metamorphosis.” We mourn the surprisingly anticlimactic death of Ashley the Xenomorph, while also celebrating the glorious comeback of acid blood, the franchise’s most reliable supporting character. Timothy Olyphant continues to add depth and swagger, while the hybrids keep things messy, weird, and fas...

In this episode of Night School Horror, your Favorite Movie Therapist Tommy James and The Cigarette Smoking Man Big Money Eddie spark up and sink their teeth into the first two episodes of Alien: Earth. We break down the tension, the gore, the melodrama and yes, the kind of genre-mashing that feels like a facehugger showed up to prom uninvited. We chart the evolution of the Xenomorph (who we've no...

In this fresh slab of cinematic dissection, the Night School Horror faculty sink their teeth into the new body horror romp TOGETHER starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie. We tear apart the film’s tangled relationships, questionable character arcs, and the way marketing promised us a buffet of gore but served a sad little appetizer. Expect a spirited autopsy on modern body horror, a peek at its cult...

Night School Horror is now part of Pop Culture Pros—and we’re celebrating by dragging a rusty hook through I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of them. Tommy James and Mista Malave take a bloody stroll down slasher lane, praising Ozzy Osbourne’s horror legacy and roasting the new reboot for its try-hard Gen Z vibes, limp legacy cameos, and forced dialogue. The kills are gorier, sure—but the dept...

Welcome back to Camp Creep, where the fire’s crackling, the marshmallows are mostly ash, and the dinosaurs are somehow still being rebooted. One minute, Tommy James is just getting his steps in, and the next—BOOM—he’s teleporting into Sabrina Ace’s personal audio nightmare: a soundscape straight from Jurassic Park. Is it a T-Rex? A raptor? Chris Pratt trying to act with his hand out again? As the...

Pull up a soggy log and pass the stale marshmallows—because tonight, Big Money Eddie and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, are cracking open the camcorder and rewinding the cursed tapes of found footage horror! From shaky-cam classics to laughably lost causes, this campfire convo at Camp Creep dives deep into the dusty archives of the genre. They debate what actually makes found footage work,...

Gather 'round, campers… the fire’s lit, the s’mores are possessed, and the ghosts are vibin’ to a killer playlist. In this toe-tapping, throat-slashing edition of Campfire Sit Down, the Music Man is back—Mista Glorious Gore becomes Mista Malave once again—and he’s joined by The Movie Guy Bay Bay, Tommy James, for a blood-soaked mixtape mashup of mayhem. From “I Will Survive” as the anthem of a Fin...