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From Hell is a 2001 adaptation of Alan Moore's graphic novel of the same name. Directed by the Hughes Brothers, this has got to be among the worst fictionalized retellings of Jack the Ripper (and an even worse adaptation). Join us for a discussion FROM HELL! (Nah, it's from our homes) Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

Hey bubbies! Harrison is moving this week, so we will be taking a pause from recording until he can get his new set-up... set up. We'll be back in your feed soon!  Our Music is by jacketpocket .

We're back with a story that will make your body roll around with laughter, or maybe cause your eyes to roll with disdain. Join us for the Tale of Harrison's Two Pizzas, among other titles.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable online

We're back after a covid-filled hiatus with a truly mediocre film that fails to live up to its name. You know her from the title of this episode that you clicked on— it's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantum Mania! Join us for this hot pod about another one of Marvel's disappointing summer turds.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on Twitter while it lasts! @NighUnwatchable

Despite all the magic, Doctor Strange is one of the more human Marvel Superheroes. But sadly, if you're looking for a movie that has a soul, this Marvel flick is not for you. Join us for a discussion about one of Hollywood's most blatant pieces of American propaganda... it's a fun episode! We promise! Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

We don't know how this happened, but we scored a super special guest for this week's episode! And then they made us watch this movie, so it was a mixed bag honestly. JK - this flick may be terrible, but our episode about it is a hoot! Kamehame... and join us!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable , or Dale at @Frosty3D ! Music by jacketpocket

What an astonishingly wild show! Join us for a conversation about Netflix's new torture experiment — I mean — new show about love (but mostly about marriage)!  Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

Some TikToks are incredible, but some are nigh unwatchable. The surprisingly popular TikTok videos we selected for today's episode are in the latter category. Yeet!  Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

RoboCop is a classic dystopian SciFi movie from the 1980s that satirizes American free market imperialism. The 2014 remake of RoboCop satirizes itself while propagandizing violence in the name of the Law. Join the Nigh Guys for a discussion about cops, imperialism, Gary Oldman, and much more.  Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us for news about the show @NighUnwatchable  

This week we discuss REPLICAS, an abysmal movie starring Keanu Reeves and Thomas Middleditch about... something, maybe. Is it about robots? Is it about cloning? Is it about an insane man doing the sci-fi version of necromancy? The answer is: All of the above AND not at all, you silly goose! Join Harrison and Chris for an unforgettably funny discussion about the worst movie in which Keanu Reeves ha...

Cocaine Bear is in theaters & receiving good reviews, so we decided to keep the bear content balanced this week by watching an awful bear-related movie called GRIZZLY.  Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

Welcome back to a special episode of Nigh Unwatchable! We're returning to the show's roots this week with a discussion about recent insane news from the United States.  Twitter: @NighUnwatchable @HarriStew @ChrisWidin Music is by jacketpocket

As promised, we are back with Part Two of our discussion about Mel Gibson's 2004 movie, The Passion of the Christ. In this second half, we will delve further into this film and its many troubling details.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

It's time for Jesus to get got! Join us for this special episode about Mel Gibson's all-around worst blockbuster hit.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable @HarriStew @chriswidin

Join us for an atypical episode of Nigh Unwatchable this week! Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. received a remarkably low Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes, so we had to see what made this movie so unwatchable for so many moviegoers. But then we loved it! So we're mixing it up this week with a discussion about why we think this movie deserves more appreciation. We also delve into some negative revi...

That's right! We're talking about George Lucas and his not-at-all acclaimed, would-be magnum opus — Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace. We think you-sa gonna like this week's discussion on our... 100th Episode of Nigh Unwatchable / It is Nigh (OMG!)! So why don't you, ah, give us a review on the app you're using to listen. It'll be like a gift for our 100th year of podcasting... As we alway...

If you thought The Happening was M. Night Shyamalan's worst masterpiece, think again. The Last Airbender is a movie based on Season 1 of the Nickelodeon hit series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and the movie does the show some serious injustice. Join us for this week's hilarious chat about one of the worst adaptations of all time.  Music is by jacketpocket Twitter: @NighUnwatchable

Hello fellow fans! Hope you're in a TV mood this week because we're discussing the pilot episode of Netflix's new all-star reality competition show, Perfect Match. This show is the best and worst of what Netflix's Reality TV Universe can offer, so buckle up and join us for the ride!  Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable Perfect Match is a new Netflix show that purportedly aims to pa...

Do you remember the scientific method? Mark Wahlberg sure does! Join us for a discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's worst movie, The Happening.  The Happening stars Marky Mark, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, and Jeremy Strong. Only one of those people does a good job... because this movie is bad! Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable @ChrisWidin @HarriStew

We promised you a Spiderman episode, and here it is! Join us for a discussion about how one might go about fixing Sam Raimi's not unsalvageable Spider-Man 3.  Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable @chriswidin @harristew

This week, we're discussing Brian De Palma's 1980 film, Dressed to Kill. Michael Caine stars alongside Angie Dickinson and Nancy Allen in a movie that is somehow both "of its time" and a harbinger for moral panics to come. In this episode, we delve into the movie's themes of violence, and De Palma's de facto representation of systemic oppression. And of course, we discuss the bigotry that runs ram...

Join us for a discussion about what may qualify as the worst movie of 2021. That's right - we're doing an episode on Pinocchio: A True Story, the children's movie starring none other than Pauly Shore in the titular role. It's a masterclass is fever dream storytelling - this is definitely not one to skip!  NEW EPISODES WED/THUR Music by jacketpocket Follow us on Twitter @NighUnwatchable

Welcome back to Nigh Unwatchable! This week we're discussing The Samaritan, a 2022 film starring Sylvester Stallone. It's weird and bad, and we hope you enjoy laughing along with us during this episode! Music by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

That's right, we're going to discuss whether "Velma" is watchable or not on today's episode! From Forbes to BuzzFeed, the critics are polarized over this new show by Mindy Kaling, so it's time for two un-qualified white podcast hosts to finally settle this! (Lol) @ItisNighPod Music: The Future Cooperative

Nigh Unwatchable has a special mid-week episode for you, and it's about the 1996 movie, Executive Decision! This flick stars Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, Oliver Platt, B.D. Wong, one of the Trumps, and none other than legendary terrible person Steven Seagal. Join us for this conversation about a film that truly is nigh unwatchable. Music by The Future Cooperative