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Donald Trump is president-elect again, and we wish we were surprised. It may seem incredulous that Trump not only won the election, but that he also secured the popular vote — a feat that has escaped Republican presidential candidates for decades. How and Why did the United States fall under the Orange Man's spell yet again? And more importantly: what the hell do we do now? The truth is that we do...

Hey there...! Remember us? Our inconsistent programming has proven to be... inconsistent! But we're finally back with a brand new episode to talk about that thing we all wish we weren't watching: the United States 2024 Presidential Election. November 5th is coming soon, and we're worried! Join us for some chatter about the election and all the nigh unwatchable shenanigans unfolding on the campaign...

We're back with a fresh episode, baby! Written by Samuel D. Hunter and directed by Darren Aronofsky, THE WHALE is a 2022 film based on Hunter's stage play of the same title. Despite an incredible performance by Brendan Fraser, which won him an Oscar, the movie falls short of having an impactful message about... anything. From its confused plot, lame dialogue, and the film's wildly fatphobic perspe...

Napoleon is the historical biopic about Joaquin Phoenix being sleepy and quiet. Boy do we have thoughts on Ridley Scott's less-than-amazing movie! Join us for a rousing discussion about history, love, filmmaking, and maybe some other stuff too. Check out Chris's new show: Leviathan Rising !  Follow us on Elon's twitter @NighUnwatchable Our Music is by jacketpocket 

Hey losers! Thought we forgot about you, huh? Well we didn't! And in honor of ourselves not forgetting about you, we give unto ye this here weekend episode. We're hanging, we're chatting, and we're tired. Join us :) Our Music is by jacketpocket

We're back in the saddle with a science-fiction flick for you this week! We watched FOE, a movie starring Saoirse Ronan, Paul Mescal, and Aaron Pierre. Despite the top-notch acting, the story falls short in every way that'll make a true sci-fi fan cry.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us online @NighUnwatchable on twitter 

It's a Friday night episode drop, your favorite!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable on twitter Our Music is by jacketpocket 

Happy New Year! We're back for the 2024 season with a conversational episode about the first GOP Primary Debate for the 2024 Election, plus the Trump of it all, and our thoughts about the year ahead.  Give us some stars!  Follow us on twitter @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocket 

We finally did it! Just like the xXx Series, we took a long hiatus and now we've returned to the XANDER ZONE! Join us for a good time :) Our Music is by jacketpocket Stay Updated about the Show on Twitter!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable

We're back after the holidays with a typically late episode! We took last week off, but not without some mishaps, and now we're back with the first part of our discussion about the final installment of the XXX Series — The Return of Xander Cage. Vin Diesel is back, baby!  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable

Happy Turkey Day, losers! We'll be back next week :) Music by jacketpocket On Twitter @NighUnwatchable

Step aside, Vin Diesel, it's Ice Cube's turn! While in many ways a worse movie than the first xXx, the sequel is a helluva lot of fun. A young Ice Cube, an evil Willem Defoe — it's another movie of its time, and we love that about the xXx movies! This is a fun episode, so join us for the ride ;) Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on that thing @NighUnwatchable

Get ready to enter the XANDER ZONE cuz we're talking about xXx, the early 2000s classic starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson. This movie is of its time in a number of ways that would be cooler if the flick was better made. Join us as we go through the "very 2002" twists & turns that xXx has in store! Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on Elon's Twitter @NighUnwatchable

For this Halloween season, we're taking a dive into the shallow waters of the Bahamas by way of the 4th Jaws movie, Jaws: The Revenge! This movie is both everything and nothing that you'd expect it to be. From the Michael Caine to the human-hunting shark, you're in for a shockingly boring ride! Join us for a goofy chat about it :) Music by jacketpocket

We did it twice! We watched the first two episodes of MILF Manor, a show that will truly test your faith in humanity — and we're talking about the creators here, not contestants! Join us for Part Two of our discussion. Music by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchable on Elon's Twitter

Have you heard of this show? MILF Manor is the essence of cringe in many ways, but it also makes you wanna write a stern letter to the producers.  Music by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchable

Are you ready for big shark to be BIGGER?!  Listen to this episode, and find out if you got what it takes! Music is by jacketpocket Our thingy: @NighUnwatchable

It's a special episode today! In contrast to our normally nigh unwatchable content, we watched an excellent documentary called BS High! Join us for a chat about the con-man behind this story, and the Ohio high schoolers on whom he preys. Music by jacketpocket Follow @NighUnwatchable on Elon's Twitter

This movie is terrible and stale. But let us tell you why! Music by jacketpocket Follow us on Elon's Twitter @NighUnwatchable for occasional news

That's right, bubbies! We're STILL talking about a bad, bad Tarantino movie today!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocket

That's right, bubbies! We're talking about a bad, bad, bad Tarantino movie today!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocket

We're coming to you not-live this week having watched Tucker Carlson's summer interview with Donald Trump. You know — the one that Tucker released on Twitter the night of the GOP's first presidential debate for the 2024 election. Oh goodie, say you, that one, right, aha.   :) Join us for a discussion about Tucker, the indictments, and Trump's media tactics. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @...

Michael Bay's 2009 sequel to the first live-action Transformers movie is, and Harrison will tell ya this, among the worst movies made in this century. Join us for an episode that lazily breaks down why this is.  Follow us @NighUnwatchable Our music is by jacketpocket  

We did it for you. We watched the first Republican Debate for the 2024 election cycle. This debate comes before the GOP Primaries have even begun, and already the candidates have congealed into a toxic sludge of many angry voices. Not including the angriest voice, of course, because Trump was not present.  Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocket

It's Keanu Time! We're talking about the 2008 remake of the beloved 1951 classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still. Wowzer this remake is bad! And star-studded! Enjoy the conversation and the laughs with us, ya cutie.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable