simplesam1987

Niche as Quiche

Comedy EN ↓ 83 episodes

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

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simplesam1987

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EP 80 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Fanny Brice 02.07.2026 1:04:38

Introducing Fanny Brice!

EP 79 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Turtle or Tortoise 02.06.2026 35:25

One dad at a time. Why not say hi! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

EP 78 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Stakeholders 20.05.2026 51:20

Heya sweet listener, apologies for the inconsistency of the episodes, sometimes I feel like doing it, other times I get to the microphone and I’ll find myself in a bad mood. I’ve made a pact with myself for more consistency in the foooture. Thanks for listening, it means the world to me x samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

NICHE AS QUICHE EP 77 Sam Simmons Bath Rage 30.04.2026 1:07:35

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Niche AS Quiche Ep 76 Sam Simmons Roof Seal 26.03.2026 48:04

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NICHE AS QUICHE EP 75 San Simmons FRIDGE BITCH 04.03.2026 49:42

Don't shit the fridge

NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons SURPRISE! 12.02.2026 51:50

I'm back baby.

NICHE AS QUICHE EP 73 Sam Simmons Rotunda 10.12.2025 46:32

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Say hello!

NICHE AS QUICHE EP 72 Sam Simmons GOUT 23.11.2025 47:53

I haven't got gout!

EP 71 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons BUM HUN 26.09.2025 46:57

send me voice message, dream interpretation, question, a song, whatever! sam@nicheasquiche@gmail.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXUMo6RR-QM

NICHE AS QUICHE EP 69 Sam Simmons BONKY 14.09.2025 32:58

Recorded at 4:46 am this morning. I luff you.

NICHE AS QUICHE EP 67 Sam Simmons DADS HOME 30.08.2025 44:39

hi, why not email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

SAM SIMMONS IS HERE 11.06.2025 7:58

Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon. If you have any employment tips, please hit me up samnicheasquiche@gmail.com I love you and have missed you.

EP 68 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Time wank 10.12.2024 1:02:50

Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers! PLEASE CHECK OUT… theherkin.com or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

NICHE AS QUICHE 67 Sam Simmons The Herkin 26.11.2024 59:21

Episode 67 Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats. PLEASE CHECK OUT… https://theherkin.com/ or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

EP 66 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Guvna in the BUM 15.11.2024 56:37

It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum, Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x Niche as Quiche is brought to you by the Herkin, check it out at www.theherkin.com or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

EP 65 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tartufo 08.11.2024 1:07:32

Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo. *apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins. And check out the… www.theherkin.com or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmon...

EP 64 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Jacaranda 25.10.2024 1:01:52

Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!! And check out the… www.theherkin.com https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

EP 63.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Chadwick 07.10.2024 1:05:26

A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life! * I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS ENJOY X Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

EP 61 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons OYSTER SAUCE 11.08.2024 1:02:11

Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die. Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!

EP 60 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Burger Ring Heart 25.07.2024 57:11

I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix. Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

EP 59 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons STONK 10.07.2024 54:54

I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata. Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

EP 58 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Hotties 21.06.2024 46:18

Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it, I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

EP 57 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Reggae rebirth 05.06.2024 49:38

Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro. I had a mental breakdown at the start of the pandemic I was hospitalised and realised my mind was problematic now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days though I feel kinda better yet I still get sad Hooray got a 7-year-old daughter that I want to not fuck up I used to be kind of famous but my e...

EP 56 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Snow fakes. 23.05.2024 49:04

Remember I love you!!!!! don't be a snow-fake. https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0