Elyse DeLucci
NEW YORK TAWK with Elyse DeLucci
Elyse DeLucci is the last New Yorker living in New York. Let’s talk. Your life, my life, which includes: unplanned divorce, early midlife crisis, changing careers, “success”, comedy, my dysfunctional Italian family, my love of jewish culture, (have you seen the women’s outfits? gorgeous), raising little ladies, shopping (who pays retail) and true love (dessert). Join me stand up comedian Elyse for my stream of consciousness podcast. This is New York Tawk. Welcome to my living room. NEW YORK TAWK is available on Apple & Spotify.
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Elyse DeLucci
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Latest episode
Aug 6, 2025
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Episodes
Ep49: Martin Scorsese, (& His Adorable Mother), Stalkers & Buying House Dresses! 09.03.2021 48:11
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Coming to America 2 - all hail Leslie Jones, stalking ex's (and their ex's stalking you - ugh!), Martin Scorsese's best (family) documentary you probably haven't seen (call me, Marty!!) and Q&A from the audience on buying house dresses! Spoiler alert: Joan Rivers loved Natori.
Ep48: Lady Gaga's Dog Walker, Sinning With Jarred Sauce & "Have You Met Barbra?" 04.03.2021 29:33
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about: but why no cash for Lady Gaga's dog walker!?, ok - but have you met Barbra?, jarred sauce, Costco's secret pesto sauce, missing old school Chinese restaurants and MORE! Grab an Orangina, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep47: God Forbid I Got Free Coffee At Work, Office Perks & Fast Food Marketing Lies 02.03.2021 32:47
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Subway's Footlong (spoiler alert: NOT a foot long), office perks like no water or no coffee........real office perks like nap rooms and all you can eat buffets, Amazon taking over my refrigerator, polishing up the old wedding band with Diamond Dazzle Stik and MORE! Grab a margarita, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow...
Ep46: Famed NYC Designer Discount Store Reopens, Sudden Repulsion Syndrome & NFTs! 23.02.2021 29:38
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Mama be coin craaazy: Christie's first NFT digital art auction, she told me: "he smells & repulses me", Century 21 REOPENS! (But, where?!?), Sex & The City revival "And Just Like That", SpaceSaver Vacuum bags for the hoarder in you & MORE! Grab some Pringles, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @Elyse...
Ep45: There's A Shortage Of Shrinks, Mom's Are Exhausted & My Kids Ate My Phone. 23.02.2021 44:38
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about why Mothers are in CRISIS!, do we want to talk about Cryptocurrency (email me!), the world needs more therapists, what to do just in case there's an avalanche (visit ready.gov), moldy Cheerios, the Carrie Bradshaw name plate necklace for $4.99 & MORE! Grab some Goldfish, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on T...
Ep44: I Was A Wheeler Dealer Bride, Holly GoLightly: A Prostitute!? & Sandpaper Hands 17.02.2021 35:47
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about pandemic sharing centers (@GowanusMutualAid), turning your hobby into work, how I got into stand-up comedy, Mrs. Maisel, Barbra Streisand's Funny Girl, Holly GoLightly was a call girl (in Breakfast at Tiffany's!!), O'Keefe's Working Hands & MORE! Grab a Tootsie roll pop, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on...
Ep43: So, How Was Valentine's Day? Panda Express Copycat Orange Chicken & Year-Round Decor 17.02.2021 32:24
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her bedroom (got the old boot from the living room!) talking about Vday, WhyTF did Williams Sonoma close on the Upper East Side, Command strips (more like stripping), Chinese orange chicken recipe, questioning a honey facial, Kiehl's Midnight Recovery Oil & MORE! Grab an animal cracker, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @Elyse...
Ep42: Non-Organic Food Won't Kill You Tabitha, I (Almost) Bought A $9K House & SCHMANEL 10.02.2021 35:01
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Chanel cardholders, HGTV's new show @CheapOldHouses (can't wait!!), that one time I almost bought at $9,000 house in Detroit, Kneipp bath oils (*my favorite*), fancy cheese shops & MORE! Grab a Kraft singles slice, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagra...
Ep41: LadyGaga Made An Oreo, Valentine's Day Gift Guide & Passive Aggressive Ex's 10.02.2021 46:07
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about dealing with passive aggressive ex's, VDay Gift Guide (SuperMoonBakeHouse, Etsy finds + scrumptious desserts!), companies on helping pay for your home office & MORE! Grab a LadyGaga OREO(!), hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep40: Season 2! Who's Your (Sperm) Donor Zaddy, Faux Manolos For The Win & Licking Chicken Wings 03.02.2021 35:20
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about why plane food tastes sometimes-awful, fractional lasers, Superbowl wing recipe!, hiding your mom scars during sexy time, the famed Sex & The City Carrie Bradshaw shoe: Manolo Hangisi, lingerie from Amazon, sperm donor ZADDIES & MORE! Grab a DickAtYourDoor.com, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @E...
Ep39: Renting In Manhattan, New Wedding Etiquette? Must Be Vaccinated & Break-Ups! 03.02.2021 40:25
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about how much are hot dog carts paying to sell their street meats, comedian wedding officiants, the new 'black-tie optional' Covid-19 wedding etiquette, what to do when he wants a 'break', Ginger June Candle Co & MORE! Grab a bag of slice of bologna, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Foll...
Ep38: Dating Advice From My Grandmother, Vintage Jewels & Incredible Chicken 26.01.2021 27:47
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about dating advice from my 90-year-old Grandmother, a recipe for an asian-inspired dutch oven chicken dish, collecting (and finding!) 14K gold vintage charms, a $5 HD powder that will make you never.buy.another.fancy.powder.again & MORE! Grab a rainbow cookie, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDe...
Ep37: Tiny Houses, Vacas That Turn Into Real Estate Investments & Lululemon Dupes! 26.01.2021 41:21
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about renting a tiny house, when Italians go hiking, his birthday, on becoming a real estate investor, America!, so so good Lululemon *dupes* & MORE! Grab some pistachios, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep36: Woody Allen @ The Carlyle, Gilded Bargain Bar Carts & Peek-a-Boo Jack Ma -Where Are You!? 19.01.2021 32:06
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about casually strolling by Woody Allen's house, seeing Steve Martin play his banjo, Pretend City on Netflix (Love ya Fran I-Don't-Have-A-Cell-Phone Lebowitz!), Where the F** is Jack Ma, Why Alibaba & $BABA stock make me hot in the knickers, gilded bargain bar carts & MORE! Grab some chicken nuggets, hang out and listen to me,...
Ep35: My Big Fat Italian Paranoia, Rosary Beads & Krispy Kreme Dreams! 19.01.2021 47:30
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about welcoming robberies into the home, my Italian paranoia, why I need to drink classier coffee, fancy rosary beads, my favorite Fishs Eddy pattern (Brooklynese, Intervention-ware, - ok, actually *all* of them), Krispy Kreme crumbs in the brazziere, relationships: when that sick pit of disgust turns the stomach and MORE! Gr...
Ep34: I'm Obsessed With Laminating, The End of Fur Coats & Sex Pods 12.01.2021 32:44
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about the end of fur coats, situationships vs. relationships, Covid sex pods, why you need a laminator (!!), the *best* hot sauce from my babysitter and MORE! Grab a string cheese, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep33: Sitting On A Vagina Throne at The Spa, Tiny House Vacas & NYC Rooftops! 12.01.2021 42:25
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about tiny house vacations -- Getaway + A Tiny House Resort (sooo cute), why I'm not sitting on a vagina throne for a vaginal steaming 'spa treatment', where the heck to go out in NYC during Covid winter (rooftop decks turned ski chalets, of course!), wandering around the West Village for pink houses (yes.), my favorite kitche...
Ep32: My Horrific Neighbor Sneaks Midnight Cigarettes, Cereal Bargains & Should S/He Pay!? 05.01.2021 30:28
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about my washed-up burlesque dancer Russian neighbor, cereal bargains, brands who MOCK POVERTY (wtf?), drinking, dating & sexy time, Bounty paper towels, Q&A from the audience on 'should s/he pay' and MORE! Grab a jello shot, hang out and listen to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Ins...
Ep31: Single Dating Struggles, Barbra Streisand's Pants & Decent Compliments 05.01.2021 48:04
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Ice-Cold Britishisms, Barbara JOAN Streisand's favorite pants, Managing the single parent SHIT-SHOW (dating, children & alone time), my Mother named a chicken dish after her favorite daughter (spoiler alert: it's not me), rip-off horse & buggy rides, Hilaria Baldwin, losing my mind during this never-endi...
Ep30: A New Ultra-Cheap Store (!), Our Therapists Hates Us & Sex!! 30.12.2020 35:40
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about why our therapist hates us, coping with missing out on casual (pandemic) sex, petty arguments, and the BEST, CHEAPEST secret online store! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep29: On Liking X-Mas Presents, Princesses & Kids Demanding Decent Breakfast 30.12.2020 41:17
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about how was Christmas, meals, presents, HOW to tell your lover what you want (!!), LoveShackFancy, what to say when your kids ask you for something decent for breakfast (!?) and more! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep12: Giant Diamonds, Tummy Tuck Scars & Brothel Bidets 22.12.2020 47:56
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about tummy tuck scars, caramel apple pies, the love of the bidet, Ariana Grande's engagement ring, Q&A from our audience on wearing earmuffs around newlywed friends and more! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep27: Scandalous Return Policies, Bad Moms & Canceling Christmas 22.12.2020 58:38
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about stores with best return policies, what happens when your boyfriend shops for another woman (WTF), building giant dollhouses, canceling Christmas, an acorn squash lasagna recipe and Q&A from our audience on sharing (or not sharing) your cash money salary info with friends and more! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci F...
Ep26: FaceTime Dating, Closets That Have Multiple Personality Disorder & X-Mas Baking! 15.12.2020 30:54
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about why my closet has multiple persona disorder (does yours?), FaceTime dating story, Chinatown night markets, The Crown on Netflix and more! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
Ep25: Vajazzing, Anal Bleaching and Social Awkwardness! 15.12.2020 40:05
Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about why is Covid-19 causing social awkwardness, is anal bleaching the vajazzling of 2020, best diners in NYC and more! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/ElyseDeLucci
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