NEW YORK TAWK with Elyse DeLucci

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about funeral parlor comedy!   (come on out to Frank Campbell's Funeral Home on August 12th- dead serious!), Friars Club!, my heart breaks for fattening breakfast wraps , tragedy at the Hudson Yards Vessel, Times Square is turning into Cancun, Matteo Lane, Lululemon dupe jackets & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! I'm drinkin' a Pellegri...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about a perfect Japanese word for EATING TOO MUCH (!), my family trip to Savannah, GA (we saw a ghost) + Savannah restaurants, NYT says 'we're not going back to business as usual', why do we need to give our email address for everything and The Consumer Data War, a great (flattering) dress from Amazon, a listener question and...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about selling a city for the same price as a manicure, Delta-variant masks for schools?, Jerry Seinfeld, Depop = eBay for GenZ, swing dancing in Manhattan, Mary J. Blige's new documentary, European Spa Source shower spray (not an ad!) & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! I'm drinkin' a fancy bottle of water, so let's hang out and tawk! Fo...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Florida vacation (with my ex-husband!!), ALL GENDER SHOE SIZES, You Can Now Buy Your Next LV or Hermes At Walmart, new "adult" skincare regimen (ELTA MD, Glow Pads & Alpharet Serum, Clowns wearing gloves, The Vermont Country Store, my favorite picks at.... WALMART & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! I'm havin' a tin of Charles Chip...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Britney Spear's conservatorship, new jellies from Katy Perry, Hush Puppies & Tevas, Ice-T wants you to have 'Jungle Sex', a banana pudding recipe soo delish, get out of my bed already (!!) & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! I'm havin' a bagel, so let's hang out and tawk! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instag...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about my Rent The Runway nightmare and why customer service is everything, let's all dress as Destiny's Child / post-pandemic fashion, EatDickery.com is giving penis pops a whole new meaning, 'The Moth All These Wonders', Howie Mandell, high-tech hair salon by Ted Gibson & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! I'm drinking a Wendy's Frostie,...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about making a first impression in 4 minutes, man whores, rude people, Colour Pop + Malibu Barbie makeup (For $100?!?!), my British Ex-Mother-in-Law's opinion on bridal showers & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! I'm drinking a Manhattan Special, so let's hang out and tawk! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram:...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about my favorite place: The fabulous Carlyle Hotel, what's your monthly 'luxury' expense?, sheer refusal paying for bags in NYC, Costco's frozen shrimp is amazing, $5 Italian body powder, men who dye their hair and listener recommendation: Maui Babe & MORE!   PS: Email me your email address for stand-up show update: elysedelu...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about the rainiest Memorial Day Weekend of all time, my mom's casino BBQ, where to buy beads for $1, SHE's posting her nauseating love-boat pictures, running sneakers that feel like clouds, Amazon's post-pandemic attitude (MAKIN ME SICK OVER HERE!), Gap's high-waisted jeans & MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab some fried chicken, han...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about recent stand up shows out in Long Island (thank you to all who came out!), supportive cheerleaders are making all the difference for me, how to make a website, FedEx is now picking up dirty diapers, filter your wine by the glass and MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab a water (diet - ugh!) hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about a good Whole Foods find, women's arm pit hair, Peloton has arrived!, crypto talk, why Times Square is named Times Square, should he be buying gifts from *the card store* and MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab a Snickers (to eat on the Peloton) hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Mother's Day, the anticipation of my Peleton arrival, toxic things our parents said to us growing up, spa shoes (Oka-B), Suze Orman's jackets, Worn Stories on Netflix, best honeymoon purchases, come see me & Mike Marino in NJ this week and MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab a Polar seltzer hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about NYC life musings, drinking corn syrup *UGH*, how dreams inspired some genius ideas (ahem, Google), a $130 *billion* dollar divorce proving money doesn't buy happiness, NYX waterproof liner for the win!, some see me & Mike Marino in NJ this month, awesome TV to watch, missing the Borscht Belt, Mangopop bodysuits and MORE!...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about WTF was up with the Oscars in Union Station in Los Angeles..., scrumptiously easy dutch oven Greek chicken, fears of public speaking, Jeffrey Epstein's Upper East Side mansion sells for a bargain price, *NORMAL* female models, the most comfortable (and affordable) espadrilles that ever lived and MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Gr...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about ex-husbands/partners + when they introduce the kids to their new partner (and don't tell you!!!!!!!), brands that are marketing hairy armpits on women and the hunt for a new drugstore eyeliner and MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab a Xanax, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on In...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about Viva Las Vegas, my hilarious friend, fellow Italian comedian - Bret Ernst, meeting porn stars, a perfect store for inexpensive lingerie (yandy.com), why crop tops are NOT FOR US 'older girls', sneaker talk and MORE! LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab a Ding Dong hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Fo...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about one of my favorite diner's in NYC (Velselka -- delicious Ukrainian food), Xian's Famous Foods for hand-pulled noodles, women's hearts beat faster, why losing weight is *for the birds*, The Great Depression & Marriage, Viva Las Vegas with Bret Ernst and MORE!  LOVE to LOVE YA! Grab a cannoli hang out and tawk to me, Elyse...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about can we go back to life pre-pandemic, the 1% of vaccines, new sex terms: cuckolds, bulls, OH MY.!  Lululemon flawless knock-off leggings, why VS undies are ripping - ugh and MORE! Grab a bowl of Fruity Pebbles hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Follow Elyse on Instagram: Instagram.com/El...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her Mother's Lenai!  Live from Naples, Florida we're talking about Brooklyn in the 1600's, and old Brooklyn story (not that old!): Larry David visiting Sheepshead Bay and how he became a comic, coping with aging family members, what happened to COLD CREAM and MORE! Grab a Chick-Fil-A hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLuc...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her Mother's Lenai!  Live from Naples, Florida we're talking about Floridian life and being on "vacation" with my crazy Italian family, delicious citrus fruits, eating at the Publix, Nonni loves a good discount store, why we should aim for well-traveled partners and MORE! Grab a Juicy Fruit, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @El...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about how nausea-inducing Mom Jeans (let's leave the splatter paint, high-waisted jeans with elastic ankles in 1985 where they belong, TYVM), maxi dresses, $25 retro-style (tummy-hiding) bikinis on Amazon, WAP, "he called you FAT!?", average size of *real* women and MORE! Grab a Binaca, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow E...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about wedding traditions: why does Father walk Bride down - what about Mom!?  What about a solo strut?  Bathhouses, rich people loving cultural memberships (Wildlife Conservation Fund), mushroom health + that time I was given Shrooms in Amsterdam (KELLY!!!), taking lingerie recommendations from my Mom (vomit) and MORE! Grab so...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about our old babysitter's china cabinet, my intermittent fasting update, all I want is a decent bathing suit, if you love online quizzes - then you'll love this one about diagnosing your own psychiatric conditions, COME SEE ME IN FLORIDA!, New Yorker's apartment dream wishlists and MORE! Grab a Dexatrim, hang out and tawk to...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about One. Full. Year. Of. Pandemic, Did you struggle as a new mom? (A piece of my story.) Nobu's miso-glazed cod recipe, cuban sandwiches at Cafe Habana, Yale University's most popular class is now available to everyone --- for free!, Happy 75th Birthday Liza with a "Z", cheap off-off broadway tickets and MORE! Grab a bagel w...

Elyse DeLucci (@ElyseDeLucci) welcomes you into her living room talking about the power positive thinking, Amazon's documentary: Superhuman, the most insane diets (The Ice Cream Cleanse! The Cookie Diet - LOL LOL), intermittent fasting (I'm STARVIN!), no more headphones with the iPhone and MORE! Grab a THIN slice of turkey, hang out and tawk to me, Elyse! Follow Elyse on TikTok: @ElyseDeLucci Foll...