New Earth: A Doctor Who Audio Adventure

Countdown to zero! A very 24 -inspired chapter, with the Doctor in dire straits and Cassandra/Rose triumphant as the cat-nurses come calling: it's time for blackma- ahem, negotiations! Chip's enactment of his mistress’s "Plan B" is made out to be a little bit more dramatic here than just, y'know… pulling a lever to open the pods. The Flesh is free! Written and read by Daniel...

A debate with a cat: do the ends justify the means? The Doctor in full Oncoming-Storm mode against nice Novice Hame, sowing the seeds of his Waters of Mars hubris years before the fact. At least until Rose – who’s been noticeably ' meh' about all the unethical practices going on in this medical establishment – decides it’s her turn in the spotlight. And lo, the imposter reveals herself at last… Oh...

Rather intense, this one (geddit? intense?). Following on from their unexpected canoodling session in Ward 26, Rose – or is she? – gives the Doctor a crash-course in mainframe terminal hacking, and hey presto! The true horror of the hospital’s gruesome secret is revealed… About that Tomb of the Cybermen reference: I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley A huge thanks to the fa...

Mysteries abound in Ward 26, as the Doctor and Rose investigate! Just how do the Sisters work their medical magic? Why are all the patients fine, when they should be dead or dying? What’s with Rose’s new voice? And why has she suddenly taken up tonsil-tennis? Is anything really what it seems...? Also: the Duke of Manhattan takes up flirting, Frau Clovis gets jealous, and Novice Hame reflects. Incl...

It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs, meanwhile, Cassandra/Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction… Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley A VERY special...

Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well – and there’s even a nod to The TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah! Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork! Music...

Bit special, this one. The Doctor chats to his new friend, young Novice Hame, as she tells him of the stories and secrets surrounding the Face of Boe. Some of the dialogue has been incorporated from Russell T Davies’ wonderful Doctor Who: Lockdown short, “The Secret of Novice Hame”; feels like it fleshes out the scene and the character more. Also: New Earth, new faces – down in the cellar, there’s...

The bitchy trampoline returns! She exploded, remember? (Please don’t ask where she got her skin from). Also featuring Gollum – whoops, sorry, Chip. Cassandra watching film reels of her younger self is very “ Sunset Boulevard ”, and now she’s ready for her big close-up! How many callbacks to “ The End of the World ” can you spot? Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley . A HUGE thank you to illustrator...

A bit shorter, this one! Up in Ward 26, the Doc finally meets his mysterious summoner. No, it’s not the Duke of Manhattan – although please remember that members of the public may only make mention of His Aforementioned Grace The Duke of Manhattan with written permission from the Senate of New New York, signed in triplicate. Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley . With huge thanks to Khai ( Cat Boy,...

Summoned to Ward 26, the Doctor and the dirty blonde assassin make it to their destination – a posh hospital run by vaguely-sinister cat-ladies, who call themselves the Sisters of Plenitude. No time to browse the little shop, though; cos there isn't one, and the Doctor immediately earns the staff's disfavor when he saves the life of one stone-cold Duke of Manhattan. Rose, meanwhile, isn&#3...

Did you hear the news? We’re off, further than we’ve ever gone before! It’s the New New Doctor and Rose, heading off for new adventures to New Earth, soaking up new skies, flying cars, the new smell of applegrass, and of course the view of New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York, a city so nice they named it 15 times over! Can you count all the new's?? Written and read...

Far below the surface of a brave new world, two feline nurses consult on the matter of a conscious "patient" in Intensive Care... Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley . With big thanks to Omaik Neiv for doing the artwork on this episode! Music used with kind permission from The Celestial Mechanic : Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker . Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds...