New Crits on the Block

During the customary pre-battle rager, a mystery guest pops by to really turn up the heat.

Following foreign customs, the New Crit Crew make themselves a bit lighter (physically and mentally) for the fight to come.

With only a few days left before the showdown, each member of the New Crit Crew takes some time to ready themselves for the fight. Each will play an important role if they are to shift the pillars of fate.

Katon's dreams finally come true, as he gets to construct the killiest kill zone ever created in history.

With the decision made, the New Crit Crew start the preparations for the early stages of fortifying their position. Borel and Leaf make an intriguing discovery that could tip the balance of the upcoming fight.

Jake thought it would be a good idea to switch up our normal formula. Jake was mistaken. Jake is to blame. For all of this. And we're sorry. Especially Jake. Jake the most.

The New Crit Crew have one important decision to make: to trust fate, or to test it?

We join Borel as he goes on a bogus journey, gets reunited with a flame-miliar face, and tries to cause an uprising! Wait, that can't be right...

Fresh off Leaf's victory to become part of the clan the New Crit Crew begin brainstorming plans for the impending battle, but a mysterious visitor could change up the entire game.

The acceptance into the giants' good graces hangs in the balance, as the unlikeliest of members must participate in a feat of strength.

The New Crit Crew get a look into a culture that is not only very foreign to them, but one that had believed to have been extinct for hundreds of years...

After finding a way through the Iron Gate, the New Crit Crew find the true name of the group they've been calling "The Flaming Hand." And it's.... not the best.

The New Crits Crew reach the iron gate and now are seemingly in a race against an icy clock. And another team member is sadly lost...

Ok, I could write some really poignant teaser of this episode, but... I'll just be honest. This is the horniest one yet. No way around it.    

The New Crits Crew meet and face off against something that seems to have been created out of the stuff of nightmares (or from the minds of our discord community).

Some longstanding issues finally get addressed, and Katon gets a lot off his chest. Like... a LOT.

The Crit Crew (eventually) hit the road! On the way to their next destination, they finally get around to reading a book they've had in their private collection for quite some time. A little light reading to pass the time, what could go wrong!

With a new path of their journey now open to them, the Crit Crew are forced to take stock of their mission, their party, their emotions, and most importantly.... their adventuring snacks.

The Crit Crew regroup after a tough battle and retreat to their Concrete HQ for some much-needed R&R. Aewyn, Borel, and Emmy have an impromptu late night jewelry party.

The Crit Crew stand toe to toe with Helium to try and rock n' sock his robot. Sounds suggestive, I know, but trust me IT ISN'T. They're just going to beat him till he blo- you know what never mind, just listen to the episode.

Now that Helium is in possession of his coveted Power Core, he has an entire armada of robots at his command. The Crits Crew will have to try broker a three-way peace if they are to avoid further casualties.

A mysterious screaming voice screeches out into the void, pleading for help from anyone who is able. Will the Crits Crew assist and embark on yet another spooky side quest? Let's all have some... skele-fun! Halloween pun!

After barely escaping with the Power Core (and their lives), the Crit Crew now have to negotiate with a gnome who could possibly command an entire army of robots ready for war.

All actions have consequences. The Crit Crew may very well pull off their castle-bound caper, but at what cost? Where there is gain there must also be loss.

The Crit Crew only have one shot at pulling of the biggest heist of their lives. Their plan is put into action as old friends are found, new friends are gained, and following friends are lost.