New Crits on the Block

The Crit Crew devise a fool-proof plan to crash a party at a castle! ....I feel like I've typed that before.... Anyways, they enlist the help of two new friends and 100s of dirty little scoundrels to Ocean's 11 this baby!

With all the leverage against them, the Crit Crew have no choice but to help H.C. with his gnomish super-cool schemes. Baerdram runs into a familiar face in an all-too-familiar place.

After collecting the winnings from the radical race, the Crit Crew return to their concrete compound to find something very important missing. Luckily, someone left a very easy-to-find clue directing them where to go next and even signed it! How polite.

It's a race to the finish line as the teams shred down the mountain! Raymond is the heavy favorite, but he hasn't seen what Leaf can do in situations with civilians and innocent bystanders. He shouldn't have given the Crits Crew the... Cold Shoulder...

Nuff people say they know they can't believe, New Crits we have a bobsled team! The Crew takes some time before the big race to prep, plan, and PARTY! Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time!

Leaf has a very deep conversation with a plant, and the New Crits Crew get suited and snow-booted after finally reaching the second tier of Faylare.

The New Crits Crew deals with the aftermath of the Blood Bowl, and tries to set the town on a successful, more harmonious course. And one of the Crew... sprouts.

The cavalry arrives as the Blood Bowl will now feel the force of the entire Crit Crew working together to win the day!... except for Aewyn, who immediately ghosts as soon as the fight begins. Typical. With all the double-crossing going on, who is friend and who is foe? You must listen to finally know!

Baerdram has no option but to start the Blood Bowl alone, while the rest of the Crit Crew race to save Leaf from an unknown fate. Will Vugg be the last thing Leaf ever sees? How many throats will Baerdram claim before the day is done? Tune in!

Once again, Baerdram's battle prowess grabs the attention of a female combatant. She divulges information that gives hints that there may be a deeper, more violent plan in the works than the Crew previously thought. And Leaf has an episode of déjà vu.

Trumpets blare. The crowd roars. Muscles ripple. It's time for the Tournament of Champions! Baerdram clashes bare, taut skin with other opponents to see who will come out victorious. Cheer along at home! It's not weird!

With an EXTREMELY loose plan devised, the New Crits Crew begin doing the legwork that will hopefully secure them passage to "up top." And Leaf finally gets to show off her green/red thumb.

The New Crits Crew journeys to a new town and begin to learn that the different factions of the inhabitants don't exactly play nice with each other. As a wise bard once said, "Gotta keep em separated."

While getting ready for the next phase of their adventure, Leland gets some quality training from two fighting experts. And the New Crit Crew have another stomach-churning run in with a teleportal.

The New Crit Crew take some much-earned R&R as they restock, regroup, and refocus for the looming new quest at hand. The overarching scope of their journey starts to take form as they discover more secrets about themselves and the realm's past.

The New Crits Crew finally gets a few moments of peace to speak to the Ice Priest about their present, past, and future. His knowledge could hold the key to the fate of the entire realm.

We answer fan submitted questions about the previous arc, past episodes, and personal lives! Join us for the Block Party!  

Upon reaching the throne room, The Crew is met with more faces from their past. Though it seems a lot has changed from the last time they all crossed paths... Mainly, like, the ability to manipulate the dead and stuff. Among other things. This one gets pretty gross and bloody. Sorry if you're squeamish.

After a very violent and bloody tour of D-Rac's castle, the Crew finally reaches the throne room where they've been told the Ice Priest is being held! What could go wrong?  

The haziness of Aweyn's past becomes a bit more clear as we delve deeper into that fateful night in his kingdom's throne room. Memories and emotions manifest that will completely BLOW you away. And the New Crits Crew beat up a buncha dummies.

After discovering what exactly it was that crawled into the lab, Aewyn's bod gets absolutely shredded (but like, in the bad way)! While the New Crits Crew deals with great peril, Borel decides it's a good time to become a dog owner.

The New Crits Crew have to decide whether or not they're going to let this newfound "dark informant" free of his imprisonment. Pros? He apparently knows where to find the ice priest they have been looking for. Cons? Literally everything else.

Our adventurers begin their perilous trek up the mountain to reach the super spooky castle atop it. We should have called this Race to Sisyphus Mountain. You'll get why. And the group hears a strangely familiar voice...

The group puts their encampment assault into action, with a little help from a spell that Borel somehow hasn't cast until now. And we all hear how to create the perfect Kill Zone. Learning is fun!

After years of running, Aewyn is finally forced to come face to face with his past. And the longest recorded game of Marco Polo finally comes to an end.