Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made the most of this one! Hannah details the specific Five Guys order she wants delivered to her in hospital, post-birth (which sounds like it'll be followed relatively swiftly by vino with the girls) - hope you were taking notes Joel! We also discover t...

As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautiful… and that she looks like Jeremy Clarkson. (Results may vary). In other news, Joel performs a rap that he wrote and dedicated entirely to comedian James Acaster. We’ll let you be the judge of this one. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @Neve...

Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents) Hannah and the family have had a viewing party for all their old home videos - and it was pretty much the cutest thing ever. However, Joel’s been inspired… and it could mean there may soon be a new addition to the Cooper-Dommett unused camera cupboard. The good news is Hannah...

Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs. Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even t...

Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the door of a nightclub? Is Joel too naive? And are his LED mask and 40-minute skincare routine ruining things in the bedroom? And we can confirm that Joel loves a taco. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode c...

Hannah’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s struggling to talk and breathe, meanwhile Joel has let standards slip to a new DESPICABLE low. It may be time for an HR complaint, and we might need to crack open yet another window… We also have a Dommett’s Deliveries which reveals even more of Joel’s icky qualities. Despite all that - things do get deep as Hannah and Joel prepare to feel all the...

Hannah has had a glimpse into the future! She’s feeling empowered and she’s also had an awakening… so, is divorce on the cards? Joel reveals the two things he wants to do before he dies, and it turns out Hannah has already done one of them. We also discover that Joel and Hannah are basically the illegal version of Martin Lewis. The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - bu...

Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at midday with a bunch of chefs counts as anything remotely close to work. This is Joel Dommet's life ladies and gentleman. We're in the wrong profession. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all...

After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel show presenter. Peru, Kenya, China… he runs through weird and wonderful tales from each (all of them are classic Joel). Fetch the popcorn! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit langu...

Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The Shrewsbury date being the main culprit. It’s all getting a bit squeaky bum time now guys! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all li...

On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be a limit? How many distinct occasions do you even need a specialised robe for? Joel on the other hand, is a crazy-hat man. Like, objectively FAR too many hats. Hats vs Robes , if you will. And oh yeh - Hannah got her boobs out for a 4D scan of her very p...

Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hannah’s latest coat purchase. They do say variety is the spice of life... Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

More BTS BRIT Award gossip for you in this week’s special - Joel and Hannah had an absolute corker of a time. By the sounds of it, their only regret was not nuggying Harry Styles. You win some, you lose some. Then Joel decided to bring it back down a peg or two while recounting their service station toilet trip on the way home, detailing some of the challenges facing men in public restrooms. Cheer...

Mum and Dad went to the BRIT Awards! Amazingly, they were right behind Noel Gallagher on the red carpet - the crowd was going WILD. Sure a large percentage of the screams, tears and faintings were for Joel though. Not just Noel. Surely. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for...

Hannah reveals that she finds it quite sexy when Joel talks finances during meetings with their accountant. Who would have known financial jargon would do the trick! Although losing his wallet in the car pretty much cancels all that that out… Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitabl...

Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop some tickets? Hannah, however, can’t make it. Getting her hair washed apparently (and potentially having a baby). Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that...

On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minus points. Also, if your partner doesn’t like nipple rings, and you randomly come home from work one day with one in… don’t be surprised if you’re ordered to remove it immediately. Joel's having such a rebellious start to his 40s! Email: Hello@NeverEverPo...

To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys! Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's...

Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be first to go. Tidy loft… tidy mind? Hannah also envisions herself on a Mexican beach with a 6’5”, tanned “side piece”. Sounds delightful. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language...

Mom & Dad are talking baby names in this week’s episode. It sounds like they’re leaning away from “traditional” and towards something a little more left-field… you know you’re keeping an open mind when your family start suggesting the names of their evening meal. Also, Hannah recounts a recent pregnancy-massage experience that she has very mixed feelings about... and, we finally get to hear ho...

Joel saw Take That recently and it reminded him 1) that the two or three songs he knows, he LOVES, and 2) that he once had the honour of singing Never Forget with Gary Barlow, while dressed as a choir boy… or did he? And, Hannah’s Vinted is popping off big time. The money’s coming in, the unwanted clothes are being sent to loving homes - now to work out if she can get rid of Joel’s smoke machine o...

Valentine’s Day is approaching and Joel and Hannah are very excited for their date night activity: conversation starter cards. Sounds like a wild night. Also, Joel learns the hard way that if your pregnant wife asks if her face is getting "fat", that as a husband, no matter the reality of the perfectly natural changes that are happening to your wonderful wife's body - say NO. Email: Hello@NeverEve...

Hannah has had enough of Joel's inability to fix things around the house and lets him know this in no uncertain terms... she'd also quite him to dress up as a plumber. Surely he can manage that part? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thanks for listening....

Joel has put in potentially his worst performance at a Hannah Cooper birthday, ever. Probably something to do with the poor gift selection, excessive varicose vein-related moaning, and taking Hannah to see a film that made her cry. Loads. Joel, accept your pregnant wife/birthday girl’s wrath. Joel also shares a rather unfortunate story involving a Radio 2 presenter’s party, a dead phone, and legen...

Joel and Hannah both are all about self-improvement on this week's bonus. They're split on the benefits of Turkish cosmetic surgeons though... and if you ever wanted to hear exactly what makes up the long list of habits Hannah would like Joel ot be hypnotised out of, it's your lucky day. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit lan...