Darkwaters

Never Go Full Nelson

Comedy EN ↓ 50 episodes

A “Boomer” dad and his “Gen X” son talk about damn near EVERYTHING and the challenges of their shared family behavioral traits

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Darkwaters

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 28, 2026

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Episodes

S7. EP1. “What kind of moron, psychopath, monster is running this country and why is he orange?” 28.01.2026

S7. EP1. “What kind of moron, psychopath, monster is running this country and why is he orange?” Ben and Nik are back for a NEW SEASON and NEW EPISODE of NGFN, and the Trump/GOP Fascist terrorists still suck.  What can we do to free ourselves from this shit, who will come to the aide of Democracy and where do we go from here? We don’t know, but tune in and know you’re not alone. The post S7. EP1....

S6. EP10. “Eat it Lib-tard! (By Libtard, We mean Libertarian)” 03.11.2025

Hey Y’all! Nik and Ben discuss all kinds of fun topics in this funny and partially intellegent episode of NGFN! They go over, SOUTHPARK, being a boss and the importance of responsible bossing, retirement, the importance of taking care of this planet and animals and yes… how fckin’ annoying Libertarians are LOL. Enjoy! Produced By Darkwaters Podcasts The post S6. EP10. “Eat...

S6. EP9. “What are you doing, Dave?” 17.10.2025

S6. EP9. “What are you doing, Dave?” In this ridiculous episode of NGFN Ben and Nik talk about affects AI has on culture and people and the lack of oversight is going into it. What do you think? Will we end up like all the movies or come out on the other side better humans because of it? Produced By Darkwaters The post S6. EP9. “What are you doing, Dave?” appeared first on...

S6. EP8. “The sound of Music and Guns” 14.09.2025

S6. EP8. “The sound of Music and Guns”. So we’re temporarily skipping episode 7, it will be released this week but I wanted to release this first because of relevance. In this episode we discuss America’s gun violence ussues and the attack on Charlie Kirk. We also bring it back down to music chat and the future of A.I.. Thanks for listening and stay tuned for episode 7! The...

S6. EP6. “Po Po Party!” 08.07.2025

S6. EP6. “Po Po Party!” Ben and Nik have their son/ twin brother, Neil as a guest for this fun and humorous episode! Talks of some politics, cop stories and other anecdotes to make you laugh. As usual, extreme amusement and hilarity ensues… as least we think so! haha Make sure to follow, like and share! Please leave a positive review and rate if you liked the episode and or show...

S6. EP5. “I know this music. Let’s change the beat” 02.07.2025

S6. EP5. “I know this music. Let’s change the beat”. Ben and Nik shoot the shit about developers, land grabs, animals, spiders, shittin’ your pants, movies, tv shows… oh yeah! And a special returning guest, Daughter and Sister Megan Caroll (ahem, Nelson-Caroll). Mucho laughs in this episode of NGFN! Produced By Darkwaters podcasts Make sure you follow, comment, share,...

S6. EP4. “When it’s time, it’s time” 05.06.2025

S6. EP4. “When it’s time, it’s time”. Nik and Ben discuss the intricacies of pet ownership and when is the correct time to say goodbye to your furry friends and how hard the choice is to put them down for health reasons or old age. Also we dive a bit more into politics- don’t worry we remember the jokes to keep this episode light hearted. Trigger warning to those whom...

S6. EP3. “Let’s play truth and consequences” 18.04.2025

S6. EP3. “Let’s play truth and consequences”. In this episode, Ben and Nik play a game that has them asking each other some tough questions and giving some really interesting and hilarious answers. Honest answers and interesting incites in this fun episode! The post S6. EP3. “Let’s play truth and consequences” appeared first on Never Go Full Nelson .

S6. EP2. “wash, rinse, repeat” 18.03.2025

S6. EP2. “wash, rinse, repeat” Yes, Ben and Nik are discussing Drumph, again! LOL! Theres literally too much going on not to. Don’t worry they sprinkle in some stories, other issues and yes COMEDY to try and lighten the load. Help us carry the weight by listening to another addition to NGFN! Be sure to rate and share this episode! Also join the discussion and make sure to follow...

S6. EP1. “Don’t be a billionaire boot licking simp!” 25.02.2025

S6. EP1. “Don’t be a billionaire boot licking simp!” Ben and Nik are back for a new season and new episode of NGFN! What do we want? Funny laughs and to talk current events! And you will get plenty of that with this season premiere directed at Drumph and polished off with a crisp glass of comedy! Make sure you give us a follow and join the conversation online at https://www.faceb...

S5. EP8. “Happy Holidays Season Finale!” 21.12.2024

S5. EP8. "Happy Holidays Season Finale!" Ben and Nik finish out the year and season 5 with one last hurrah of the year. They discuss the Christmas spirit, what it means to bring in the New Year with a renwed self evaluation and yes... deniers and maybe a little social commentary. Join us for our last episode of the year and season 5!

S5. EP7. “*long sigh* No we won’t talk about the Election…” 26.11.2024

S5. EP7. “*long sigh* No we won’t talk about the Election…” Nik and Ben DO NOT discuss the results of the election. They do however talk about fake news, how to spot it, and how to fact check. They also dive into social issues supporting trans and “woke” agendas and how important public school systems are to communities. Join the conversation at https://www.face...

S5. EP6. “The virus that is humanity?” 21.10.2024

S5. EP6. “The virus that is humanity?” Nik and Ben discuss the coming of Hurricane Milton and the effects of hurricanes in florida over the years and why more changes aren’t made. They also take a deep dive into music, art and why humans are so obsessed with it. Also, Trump, Republicans and other dumb shit. Hey, it’s an election year cut us some slack haha. Video quotes by...

S5. EP5. “Star Trek, Fundamentalism, A.I., Ants, Human ego and Carl Sagans challenge” 01.10.2024

S5. EP5. “Star Trek, Fundamentalism, A.I., Ants, Human ego and Carl Sagans challenge” Nik and Ben discuss their own personal challenges in the face of where humanity seems to be heading, along with climate change, death penalty, guns, denialism (again) and Indiana Jones! Isn’t there a better mission for humanity? Can Carl Sagan still lead the way? Can I think of another question...

S5. EP4. “So this is why it’s called Never Go Ful Nelson” 16.09.2024

S5. EP5. “So this is why it’s called Never Go Ful Nelson” Nik and Ben surrender to a little rage about stuff that bugs them in entertainment and maybe a little… politics. No smarty pants, more so than usual. We still promise some laughs and intellectual nonsense also, so hold onto your butts! The post S5. EP4. “So this is why it’s called Never Go Ful Nelson&#822...

S5. EP3. “Conan, What is good in life?” 02.09.2024

S5. EP3. “Conan, What is good in life?” A great wide ranging discussion about our identities, our journey through life and which path we choose. (Oh yeah, and there’s only one Ben’s got to go pee break in this episode) The post S5. EP3. “Conan, What is good in life?” appeared first on Never Go Full Nelson .

S5. EP2. “Sorry about the long hiatus. That’s what he said!” 19.08.2024

S5. EP2. “Sorry about the long hiatus. That’s what he said!” We’re back! Nik and Ben are back at it after a lengthy hiatus. This return episode comes in full force with hilarious stories, politics, and laughs while sprinkling in some necessary dissing on the haters giving you an episode fat with NGFN shenanigans. Enjoy and don’t forget to subscribe if you haven’...

S5. EP1. “It shoots water in your butt?” 16.03.2024

S5. EP1 “It shoots water in your butt?” Ben, Nick, Megan and Neil are all in the studio together in this hilarious 1st episode of Season 5 that’s full of Nelsons, full of fun and full of useful information… like how to properly clean your butt!  (Warning: Of you kick back with your favorite beverage, we guarantee at least one “spit take.”)  The post S5. EP1. “It shoots water in your butt?” appeare...

S4. EP8. “Season’s Greetings. This Seasons over” 08.01.2024

S4. EP8. “Season’s Greetings. This Seasons over” It’s the last NGFN episode of the year and the season finale and Holiday special. What’s your favorite Christmas memories, shows, songs and traditions? Ben and Nik share theirs and take a peek at what’s in store for next season. Make tuning into NGFN part of your New Years resolution… except follow through....

S4. EP7. “How to succeed at success… and then what?” 18.12.2023

S4. EP7 “How to succeed at success… and then what?”  Ben and Nick have a great discussion on what success is and or what it might mean to others.  Is it a destination, a journey or just a mirage? (Heavy, right?) Join them as they explore what makes us tick and why it makes some of us have ticks. Give us a follow and like at https://m.facebook.com/p/Never-Go-Full-Nelson-100064369921276/ Produced by...

S4. EP6. “Racism, denialism, Metal music and the Jewish culture”. 06.11.2023

S4. EP6 “Racism, denialism, Metal music and the Jewish culture”.  Sociologist and author of 8 books, Dr. Keith Kahn-Harris, joins us from London, England for an amazing and insightful interview, where he shares his knowledge and insights regarding a wide range interesting human behavior.  Humanity is in a tight spot… again… so how can we better understand each other and where do we go from here? T...

S4. EP5. “I don’t know why… so it must be aliens.” 23.10.2023

S4. EP5. “I don’t know why… so it must be aliens.” Neil Nelson (Niks twin brother and Bens other son) joins us again in a spirited discussion about the possibility of life in the universe, UFOs and UAPs. Do humans represent only some of the idiots in the universe or are we the universe’s quantum conscience manifested? (whoa… that’s heavy). You can’t...

S4. EP4. “No bed, no a/c, no Ben.” 16.09.2023

S4. EP4. “No bed, no a/c, no Ben.” Journalist, Outdoorsman and Environmental reporter Chad Gillis shares some of his experiences exploring the Everglades, his knowledge of Floridas environment and the importance of investigative journalism and the free press. Don’t miss this informative and entertaining conversation or Ben totally chickening out of primitive camping in the Evergl...

S4. EP3. “So, we made it. Nick and Ben finally end up talking about the friggin weather!” 25.08.2023

S4 EP3 “So, we made it. Nick and Ben finally end up talking about the friggin weather!” There’s no denying manmade climate change  is here and it’s hot as hell… so now what.  Despite that, it’s not all doom and gloom in this important conversation that you won’t want to miss.  Keep cool out there but get fired up, call your legislators and demand action! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5TNUzu5LX...

S4. EP2. “Denial is not a river in Africa.” 27.07.2023

This episode took a couple weeks to produce and we apologize. We had some technical difficulties with our new podcasting remote software and long story short its why if you watch the episode on youtube its grainy and niks audio is weird until about 14 minutes. We’re not professionals so cut us some slack, lol. Anyways on with the episode! S4. EP2.“Denial is not a river in Africa.” Nick and B...

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