Downloadable Zebras

Never End the Story

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The podcast where we rewatch the movies of our childhood along with Tepper, a man who’s never seen them before. All the greatest hits and misses of 90s box office trash, bargain bin VHS and cereal box DVDs. It’s a journey into nostalgia with a fresh perspective from a close friend. Watch along with Never End the Story.

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Never End the Story Episode 21: Twins 29.04.2019 1:07:05

This episode we review Twins, the last movie of Arnie April. We discuss how fitting the actors were for their roles, the patchwork of story elements, and bring up the subject of semen far too much. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme son...

Intermission 20 22.04.2019 13:47

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 20 of Never End the Story, learn about Conan’s contribution to He-Man, toy crazes, and horse breeding. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 21. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris,...

Never End the Story Episode 20: Conan the Barbarian 15.04.2019 1:06:37

This episode we review Conan the Barbarian, our second movie in Arnie April. We discuss the story elements and how they shaped future narratives in the genre, the contributions of Conan’s fellow party members, and how much of a stud Conan is. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Faceb...

Intermission 19 08.04.2019 15:55

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 19 of Never End the Story, talk about one-liners, Steven Seagal, and sous chef Arnie. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 20. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Shana, Tepper

Never End the Story Episode 19: The Running Man 01.04.2019 57:53

This episode we review The Running Man, our first movie for Arnie April. We talk about costume gimmicks, theorize where the budget went, and celebrate the most awful one-liners. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Jeff,...

Intermission 18 25.03.2019 19:46

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 18 of Never End the Story, how genre tags apply to movies, the degrees of Shrek, and the joys of Animal Crossing. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 19. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: I...

Never End the Story Episode 18: Groundhog Day 18.03.2019 1:04:06

This episode we review Groundhog Day. We discuss the philosophy of changing oneself for the better, the situational comedy, and the captivating Ned Ryerson. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

Intermission 17 11.03.2019 14:17

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 17 of Never End the Story, our general feelings on spiders, spiders memes, and non-spider memes. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 18. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shan...

Never End the Story Episode 17: Eight Legged Freaks 04.03.2019 51:31

This episode we review Eight Legged Freaks. We talk about the momentum of the story, how it walks the line of a good B-movie and a plain bad movie, and those wacky arachnids. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor,...

Intermission 16 25.02.2019 13:15

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 16 of Never End the Story and talk about our gritty reboot featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and tiny cartels. We also make a special announcement about our Marlos event! Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 17. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook...

Never End the Story Episode 16: Thumbelina 18.02.2019 1:05:34

This episode we review Thumbelina. We discuss the multiple kidnappings, our theories of the world, and retroactive sexual awakenings. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 15 11.02.2019 11:25

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 15 of Never End the Story, discuss our thoughts of other Adam Sandler movies, and list all the golf movies we know of. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 16. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Ca...

Never End the Story Episode 15: Happy Gilmore 04.02.2019 59:26

This episode we review Happy Gilmore. We talk about the small amount of things people enjoyed in this movie and the creative side-characters. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Tepper

Intermission 14 28.01.2019 57:54

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 13 of Never End the Story and how we liked it. We also present our Never End the Glory segment, a battle royal with the children from the most recent movies we’ve watched. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 15. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Fa...

Never End the Story Episode 14: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 21.01.2019 1:14:43

This episode we review Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. We discuss how characters grow as people, study the character of Ferris, and talk about his clever manipulations. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 13 14.01.2019 12:16

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 13 of Never End the Story, theorize a modern adaption, share our thoughts on cinematic universes, and learn that Tepper has never left Kansas. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 14. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jaz...

Never End the Story Episode 13: Logan’s Run 07.01.2019 54:33

This episode we review Logan’s Run. We talk about the poor programming of a society-running computer, one amazing robe, and good bro Francis. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

Holiday Special 2018 Intermission 31.12.2018 12:42

We discuss our thoughts on the 2018 Holiday Special episode of Never End the Story, wrack our memories for action movies based on books, and list our personal favourite action movies. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 13. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 B...

Never End the Story Holiday Special 2018 24.12.2018 1:08:31

This special episode we review Die Hard. We talk about the the director’s special touches to the movie, how certain aspects haven’t aged well, and a beautiful romance. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana,...

Intermission 12 17.12.2018 13:42

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 12 of Never End the Story, talk about the edgy fantasy style of the 90’s, and learn some things about the Insane Clown Posse. Listen for a sneak peek at our next very special episode. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit J...

Never End the Story Episode 12: DragonHeart 10.12.2018 45:49

This episode we review Dragonheart. We talk about the mixed tones in the movie, question the rating, and gush over the amazing interspecies romance. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

Intermission 11 03.12.2018 13:38

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 11 of Never End the Story, why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are generally enjoyed, subjecting Tepper to more of it, and give some media recommendations to each other. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 12. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Faceboo...

Never End the Story Episode 11: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 26.11.2018 1:00:32

This episode we review Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. We discuss time travel rules, tracking honour points, and praise the most hardworking jailer in the movie. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Jeff, Shana,...

Intermission 10 19.11.2018 10:23

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 10 of Never End the Story, Tepper’s watching habits, and how correct his opinions are. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 11. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor, Spencer, Jeff,...

Never End the Story Episode 10: The Fifth Element 12.11.2018 55:54

This episode we review Fifth Element. We weigh in on violence as part of human nature, the creation of the cinematic world of The Fifth Element, and the haute fashion of the future. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, C...