Never End the Story

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 33 of Never End the Story, debate murder some more, and get into our animal-hero powers. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 34. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepp...

This episode we review Catwoman. We discuss the rich lore of Catwoman, debate a murder, and list all the powers being a cat gives you, like telescopic vision and bike riding skills. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan,...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 32 of Never End the Story, watching movies with geese, and discuss character classes. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 33. An update on the Never End the Glory situation: we're making it Patreon content! We also don't have a Patreon yet, so keep an eye out for that. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to cont...

This episode we review The Swan Princess. We discuss the straightforward plot, inconsistent villainy, and swan fetishes. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 31 of Never End the Story, answer a listener's question, and listen to two history nerds talk about war for a long time as a result of that. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 32. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz...

This episode we review Top Secret!. We discuss the absurdist humour, the Zucker brother's style of comedy, and how the patchwork of German history broke Tepper. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Alistair, Shana, Tepp...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 30 of Never End the Story, learn it's opposite day, answer a listener's question, and muse on recasting choices. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 31. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: I...

This episode we review The Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. We discuss the music and how the creator's love of music showed through, the mix of cringey humour and good goofs, and the sick ending. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme s...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 29 of Never End the Story, an allegedly new Matrix, our weird childhood movies, and sexy, sexy tanks. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 30. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris,...

This episode we review The Last Unicorn. We discuss the deep emotional impact of the story, the fine detail in the scenery and voice acting, and the many, many breasts. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 28 of Never End the Story, an extraordinary crossover, drive-in theaters, and the origin of BEES. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 29. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Con...

This episode we review Wild Wild West. We discuss the wonderfully bad quality, the strange villain, and the fun gadgets. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Shana, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 27 of Never End the Story, villainous practitioners, poorly remembered scenes, and investment in child soldiers. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 28. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: I...

This episode we review Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London. We discuss the dubious use of child agents, poorly executed villain plans, and other opinions. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Shana, Spencer, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 26 of Never End the Story, the dangers faced by the main character, where we'd put swears, and how it sparked a desire for coffee. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 27. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our t...

This episode we review The Iron Giant. We discuss the animation, character designs and personalities, and Tepper flexes his knowledge of post-WWII weaponry. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Jeff, Spencer, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 25 of Never End the Story, our disappointment in the ending, the logic of good witches, and how we torment Tepper. We also celebrate our one year anniversary! Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 26. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Cre...

This episode we review The Witches. We discuss how the plan to kill all children doesn’t really work, aspects of the service industry, and an epic slayer grandma. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Chris, Shana, Teppe...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 24 of Never End the Story and answer a question on our mortality. We also hold our third Never End the Glory! Who will win this time? Listen to find out, and for a sneak peek at Episode 25. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to...

This episode we review Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. We discuss the late capitalism industrial setting, share edgy theories, and figure out the true villain of the story. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan,...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 23 of Never End the Story, agree on Clooney’s beauty, look at his lowest quality movies, and plan for a new month’s theme. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 24. If you have any questions you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme son...

This episode we review O Brother, Where Art Thou?. We discuss the interwoven myths and historical settings, the amazing soundtrack, and the Clooney-verse. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our theme song. Cast: Ivan, Connor, Jeff, Tepper, and br...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 22 of Never End the Story, question the movie’s physics again, discuss the vibe of 2000 era movies, and learn about a talking skateboard. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 23. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for...

This episode we review Clockstoppers. We discuss how the creators of this movie didn’t put any thought into scientific realism, how the watch breaks many laws of physics despite knowing this, and the in-your-face 2002 aspects. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to...

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 21 of Never End the Story, meet Chris’ identical twin, celebrate the achievement of one of our guests, and pitch an alternate movie. Listen for a sneak peek at Episode 22. If you have any question you’d like us to answer during our intermissions, send them in to contact@downloadablezebras.com , or message us on Twitter or Facebook . Credits to 8 Bit Jazz for our...