Netsurfer Pro

We're back, and it's the year of Assassination! In this episode we begin our discussion on the Hitman series, first by covering a bit of Hitman: Blood Money, followed by introducing the World of Assassination with Hitman (2016). Keywords: Immersive Simulation, Disguises, Social Stealth, IKEA, They see the suit, not the face

Yeah sorry, the audio got a bit scuffed and it took longer. But ain't that just life? In this installment of the Netsurfies (or apparently the Pro Awards)? Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss their favorite things from the year 2025. Links: (Best Video) Bumbles McFumbles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW6SEocWznA   Davey Gunface: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewjDQKhBsJs Flawed Peacock: https://w...

Content Warnings: Discussion of rape/sexual assault around the 12 or 13-minute mark. In this second half to a two-parter, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their discussion on the anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Keywords: Sayaka, Witches, Allegory, Walpurgisnacht, Godoka

CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of mass suicide at roughly the 60-minute mark. In this not-very spooky, not-very timely episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen start discussing the highly-acclaimed Magical Girl subversion series, Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Keywords: Mahou Shoujo, Princess Knight, Magia Quartet, Storybook Architecture, Contracts, CHOMP Source for the Fact Corner: https://www.animenewsnetwor...

In this very timely and relevant Talksurfer Show, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the "newest" meme sensation, then talk about some games they mostly like. Keywords: Horse Race Tests, The Illuminate, Mario Kart World, Blue Prince, Jersey Jack Pinball, Fandom as an activity

In this part 2, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their examination of the newest entry in the long-running 4X videogame series, Civilization 7. Keywords: More UX, Artifacts, Ideologies, Policy Cards, Galen's worst sentence

Oops we accidentally had too much to say about this game! Matthew Marisa and Galen delve into the newest installment of the 4x series Civilization. Keywords: Firaxis, Eras, World bank, Towns, Harriet Tubman

CONTENT WARNING: from 10:00 to 18:00 we talk about Suicide by Self Immolation. In the 2nd half of this episode dug up from the depths, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue to discuss the ska-punk concept album GNV FLA from Less than Jake. Keywords: Single Mother, Malachi Ritscher, Protest, Concert Venues, Dungeons and Dragons is the real devil

Happy 2025! To celebrate, here's an episode recorded in 2024. Half an episode. Halfpy 2024! In this one, Matthew Marisa and Galen dive into the discography of the ska punk band Less than Jake, specifically the album GNV FLA. Keywords: Florida, University Gardens, Pez dispensers, Lion City, Bad record label mandates

We're finally back! This episode is the 2024 Netsurfies, with some new categories added and some removed! Keywords: Game of the year, Album of the year, Anime of the year, Small Creator of the year, Meme of the year

Hmm? it's almost 2025? No, I think we would be well aware if it were. It's still Skiptober and Matthew Marisa and Galen are still discussing the 2nd part of the SCP series/book There is No Antimemetics Division. Keywords: Vegas Room, Alien Gun, Jerry Smith, I summon Giant Germ in attack mode and end my turn

Episode Class: Euclid This episode may have mild antimemetic properties, causing it to take much longer to edit and upload. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue following the journey of the Antimemetics Division as part of Skiptober. What? it's December? Heavens no! Keywords: Secret Giraffes, Adam, Meet Cute, The Monument, SCP named Finger

Episode Class: Euclid In the 2nd installment of Skiptober, Matthew Marisa and Galen examine the wiki fiction story turned novel, There is no Antimemetics Division. Keywords: SCP-055, Ojai, Starfish, Cosmic Horror, Designer Units

Object Class: Safe Description: Episode 100 of Netsurfer Pro sees Matthew Marisa and Galen exploring the world of the SCP Wiki, including a reading of one specific and hard-to-kill SCP. Keywords: Wiki Fiction, 173, 458, 682, 4999, 3333, 2747

Content Warning: This episode contains discussions of a graphic execution scene and child death. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen return to the web series Valle Verde, discussing recent releases on the project. Keywords: FBI, Brain Implement, Bronze Bull, Gruntilda, JFK Clock

In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the 2024 fangame mod sequel kart racer Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers. Keywords: Doom, Fangames, Bart Simpson, Boost, Bubble Wrap, Sega fans does what Nintendoesn't allow

We're back! In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the recent 2024 exploration puzzle game Animal Well. Keywords: Bigmode, Billy Basso, Potatoes, Bubble Wand, Layers, Nightmare Ostrich

Sorry for the radio silence! This is not a regular episode, just a small update to let y'all know we're still alive and kicking, just at a much slower capacity.

In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the hottest newest games! At the time of recording! Keywords: Balatro, Helldivers 2, Islands of Insight, Jaws, Okay okay let's kill this guy let's beat him to death with hammers

Neither sickness nor tornadoes could stop us from releasing this episode. Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the 2023 indie platformer Pseudoregalia. Keywords: Speedrunning, Out of Bounds, Parkour, Low-Poly Horror, Furries

Somewhat fashionably late, in this episode Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the open-world survival crafting monster taming base building game Palworld. Friend of the Show! Keywords: Pals, Ark, AI, George Carlin, Hokkaido Miracle Artist

We're not done yet, only slowing a bit! It's a new year, so Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss recent happenings, look back on the year prior, and look ahead to 2024. Keywords: Schedule Change, Retiring, Starfield, Chants of Sennaar, Broken Reality 2000, JAWS, Who will take up the theory master mantle

Oops, it's a little late! Matthew Marisa and Galen host their 3rd annual Netsurfies award show, but it an unlikely location... Keywords: Game of the Year, Meme of the Year, Anime of the Year, Garbage Fire of the Year

(Note: Main topic starts at 11:11) First, Matthew Marisa and Galen give a brief overview of a recent surprise release. Then, they discuss the 2001 platform fighter classic Super Smash Bros. Melee. Keywords: Fesh Pince, Mario, Fox, Final Destination, DI, Hungrybox, Daisy's Third Eye

(Note: Main topic starts at 13:38) In this week's episode, first Matthew Marisa and Galen take a stop on a trailer blazes. Then, they look at The Fall of Troy's iconic Prog Metal/Post Rock/Screamo/Math Rock album, Doppelganger. Keywords: Palworld again, Metal genres, Guitar Hero 3, FCPREMIX, There are 2 House of Leaves references and 1 Ace Ventura reference