Net Positive with John Crist

Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat. Intro (0:00)Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)Guys need something to do (11:50)Superbowl(20:28)Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat (36:11)The news (57:14)Fan emails (1:13:05)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Sp...

Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Mr. Beast (23:33)The Lords Advocate (33:24)Judas' failed business deal (38:04)What's that country line mean? (50:10)The News (1:14:44)Fan emails (1:27:31)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What A...

We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with Bert Kreischer kind of? Welcome to the show, Scott Stapp from Creed. Intro (0:00)Bert Kreishcer & Creed (6:20)Lollipop Toss (11:35)The story of Creed (16:20)Why the band broke up (38:30)Why AA (1:01:55...

There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress. Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:47)Situational coffee (12:40)Unmuting People (27:15)Fashion Week reactions (37:05)Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)Fan emails (1:12:00) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH...

John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving. Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)John's "too soon" video (41:08)The News (58:43)Fan Emails (1:12:14)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPP...

We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode. Intro (0:00)Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)How To Work Hard (29:39)Working at Whiskey Row (48:02)Tipping Fatigue (1:00:26)Rating Bottle Opening Videos (1:26:56)Lizzo Comes To john's Rescue (1:34:35)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Specia...

We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out. Intro (0:00)Southwest (2:40)WWE (13:58)The Amish (24:08)The New Instagram Update (36:58)Easy To Get Saved (46:47)Tipping (1:11:28)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We...

This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else.  John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - India...

Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog! Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://john...

It's time for your buzzcut. Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - C...

In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny. Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30)Protests of the week (39:08)What you're not preaching (1:06:45)Elon Musk trolls paparazzi (1:15:18)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletetha...

Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done. Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Metaverse Church (25:02)Flying Drummer (30:44)The ‘Reign It in Guy’ (38:44)Jeremy Pruitt (52:21)FIFA Paying Fans!? (1:26:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book...

We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you... -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 -...

Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask. Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)3 girls singing in church (28:13)Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)Elon Musk (1:14:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Fu...

John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush. Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)SNL – Big Dumb Hats (24:07)Note Left on John’s Car (32:26)Celebs Leaving Twitter (39:36)Aaron Carter Discussion (53:55)Replaced by Kanye (1:15:11)Mailbox Submission (1:17:53) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Specia...

John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment. Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)Chick-fil a (1:09:06)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/...

You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John gets serious (10:42)John has a gift (16:55)Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)BTS is going to war (30:47)History lesson (43:35)Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)Protestor of the week (1:11:37)and more-----WATCH 'What Are...

The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard. Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Keep going down (10:20)Scene friends (16:06)Protestor of the week (19:35)Rick Ross and Dj Khaled can't play rock paper scissors (1:07:00)and more -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book...

Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities you need to protest (11:45)Most annoying things on the internet (32:53)Pastor prays against "hoes" (1:03:00)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https:/...

On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Chili's (3:50)John's lack of social awareness (10:20)Let me size you up (18:08)Relationship Advice (43:00)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delet...

John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day! Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Nascar blunder (3:30)John's viral bowl cut (14:32)Protestor rants (32:00)Bad texts (59:35)Fact checks (1:11:28)and more...-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's F...

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat? TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)Half Mast Flags (42:45)Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)Fact Check (1:03:38)The Karen Debate (1:08:15)...and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Ful...

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second,  Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body goes to work (00:54)Show stories w/ John (05:20)Little mermaid (29:00)Profile pic rules (39:26)Queen Elizabeth (48:05)Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)Fact check (1:07:10)-----WATCH 'What Are...

We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud. Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) John buys a Mustang - (12:23)Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)Emotional support alligators - (50:40)The confidence of a pilot  - (1:18:30) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu...

This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs. Topics include:Intro (00:00)Accents (01:15)Rec basketball leauge (06:35)Most intimidating men (13:15)Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)John gets confronted by the police (51:55)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) H...