Net Positive with John Crist

Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus,  defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Being alive is hard (9:26)John gets caught (17:45)Protestor of the week (43:36)Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)Fan emails (1:20:43)Things we do...

John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom.  The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs...

Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comed...

We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Actor strike (10:55)Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)Time blindness (39:10)The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)------WATCH: https://www.yout...

Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again.  Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL...

Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)4th of July recap (6:47)Peeing in the pool (17:50)Adult swim (23:10)Protestor of the week (38:45)Too pretty to rob...

We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)No limits people (4:40)Juneteenth debacle in Greenville (30...

Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy! Intro (0:00)The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03)Introducing Tyler Fischer (17:17)It's not political (25:06)It star...

An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bud Light Boycott (8:55)Protestor of the week (12:06)Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)Cory Asbury calls (56:18)"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)LIV vs PGA (1:10:10) ------WATCH: https://...

We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh,  and make sure to check the community notes. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento,...

John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tou...

Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/3 Louisville,...

PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Vacation recap (10:15) 7th Heaven (25:10) Toe Patrol (47:09) The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26) Fan emails (1:24:37) ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/19 Fort Collins, CO 5/20 Grand Junction, CO 5/21 Boise, ID 6/...

From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith. Intro (0:00)Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16)Power of music (32:31)Deconstruction (37:48)Prodigal (46:05)First time Michael texted John (52:10)Bill...

Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Augusta National (6:06) Put it on your calendar (12:35) John gets hustled (21:45) Advice for a fan (24:50) Dude with a...

Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife! Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)Getting wifed up (22:50) Too many people are offended (30:48)Friends who can't roast (53:48)Comedy done right (1:00:54)Crowd work (1:42:13)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special):...

Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd- Morgan Wallen's date spot was ChipotleTopics Include: Intro (0:00)How John and Leanne Met (10:18)Leanne selling jewelry (32:50)Start of stand up (37:20)Pregnant basketball (53:30 )Morgan Wallen (58:11)Com...

Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net PositiveTopics Include:Intro (0:00)Nascar easter service (3:44)The Power Team (14:07)Hasbulla revisited (24:55)YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:30)Bud Light controversy (44:10)Brad Pitt's "disease" (1:01:50)Responding to emails (1:11:30)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (F...

Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla. Intro (0:00)Alex chugging Athletic Greens (2:40)Write the order down(5:36)Best reheat meals (16:55)Mindless activity (24:1...

It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous. If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal ideation, please dial 988 to talk to someone who can help today, or click here for more information. Topics Inclu...

Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".Intro (0:00)Celebrity baseball game (12:50)Football pressure (20:55)Tim Tebow (26:55)Fulfillment (40:15)Baseball guy vs football guy (1:10:30)A-Rod at Tin Roof (1:16:18)-----BUY Joh...

The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone? Topics Include: Intro (0:00)You overshot it (16:20)The Breaking Bad house (21:16)Country artists in the morning (30:23)Sharing germs (41:00)Ego's Anonymous (56:20)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That...

We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him. Intro (0:00)Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)Dixie Chicks Killed Earl (12:03)Funny facial hair guy (22:48)SNL, what are you doing? (38:04)FGL rules (57:40)Female Influencers (1:04:44)Confession time, fan mail (1:06:30) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https:/...

Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Jared is deaf (9:58)The bonfire guitar guy (21:20)This isn't your group chat (32:30)Might be onto something (46:34)Thank God Story (59:45)The pressure of getting a hit (1:09:37)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy...

I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Time to see a therapist (7:25)Trapped in the airport by a fan (13:05)Asbury University revival (22:04)Just be honest (35:20)The News (52:00)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https...