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This is long overdue. Catch Max and Matt in their matching Josh Naylor jerseys.

Nine. Games. Left. Stakes. Could. Not. Be. Higher. Lock. In. Now. GO. MARINERS.

The trade deadline has come and gone and boy was it crazy. Max and Matt take you through everything that happened and how the Seattle Mariners are looking with their new lineup heading into the last two months of the season.

Mariners extend their series win streak to 9! Bam! Everybody needs to be watching this team all the time. Sorry for the short episode. Or you're welcome. Depending on if you like our podcast.

Mariners are freaking rolling right now. Ronnie O'Sullivan in 5.

We're back to take you through the Mariners insane hot streak. Jorge Polanco MVP votes? Cal Raleigh MVP votes? It's possible. Also what was up with that whole sign stealing thing with Cal and Jose Berrios? Find out in this episode!

We're so back. It's April 2025 and Mariners baseball has returned. Max and Matt break down the abysmal start to Seattle's 2025 season while reacting live to a Mariners walk-off win against the Astros.

The wait is over! The 2025 MLB season starts tomorrow and Max and Matt made a bingo card for you to track all the fun, depressing, goofy, and just straight up weird stuff that they think might happen to the 2025 Seattle Mariners. Remember to DM us @nersnews on Instagram for a bingo card!

Max and Matt are back for their 2nd annual pre-season ranking of the AL West. See how the Mariners stack up in the division. Do you think we got this right or are we overestimating the Ms like usual?

Max and Matt discuss 15 of baseball's unwritten rules and how valid they are. Basically, we're killing time until the season starts.

Max and Matt are talking about baseball again. This week, they discuss the Mariners offseason moves, review their New Year's resolutions from last season, and make some predictions about 2025.

Finally some positive news in the Seattle Mariners camp as Ichiro Suzuki becomes the 3rd Mariner in history to be voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame!

The 2025 offseason continues to be terrible for fans of the Seattle Mariners. Max and Matt choose not to dwell on the pain.

Max and Matt are talking about Game of Thrones again. This week it's S4 E9: The Watchers on the Wall. Major spoiler alert as per usual.

Max and Matt are switching it up this week. There's really nothing to talk about Mariners-related, so Max and Matt break down an episode of Game of Thrones! They're talking about the infamous episode: The Rains of Castamere (S3 E9). We promise we're still a Mariners podcast, but this might be our new groove until something interesting happens.

The Seattle Mariners are officially done in 2024. Max and Matt celebrate by doing an extended power hour (one minute for each Mariners loss in 2024) while recapping why the Mariners missed the playoffs and talking about who they want to see win and lose in the 2024 MLB postseason.

This week on Ners News, Max and Matt try to predict what will happen in the final month of the MLB season for the Seattle Mariners, Houston Astros, and Minnesota Twins as the Mariners try to force their way into a playoff spot. We hope you like math because there's a lot of it in this one!

Max and Matt spend another week distracting themselves from how bad the Seattle Mariners are! This week, they react to Mariners' commercials from 2016 to 2019. You can watch along with us at the link below! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLX0QiAf6mS6AR5Ogcm7WpiY-9LrnL1iQO

Max and Matt get into the firing of Scott Servais and Jarret DeHart from the Seattle Mariners coaching staff and their replacements: Mariners Hall-of-Famers Dan Wilson and Edgar Martinez. Then they rail on Julio for his underperformance and congratulate Victor Robles on his recent turn around and contract extension.

This week on Ners News, Max and Matt are fed up with the recent lousy performance of the Seattle Mariners and instead of talking about it, they play some fun baseball-related games instead! Because why confront the pain when you can talk about Rocky Mountain Oysters and Hot Dogs with Froot Loops on them!

We're so back! Max and Matt fight through some technical difficulties to bring you the latest rumors on the trade deadline and the Seattle Mariners' first pick of the MLB draft! We close out the show with an unbelievable (and definitely untrue) story from the greatest era in baseball: the 1890s.

Max and Matt are out of the office this week. Enjoy some bonus content covering lightning strikes, vocabulary, and the mystery of phone numbers.

After a week off, Max and Matt are back to break down two weeks of terrible Mariners baseball. With the all star break approaching, they check in on their pre-season predictions and evaluate the moves made in the offseason, then close out with your Nersies nominees for June.