Nerd Talk+: Nerd Culture, Space, Robots, Comedy and Beyond…

The problem with this podcast is that just when we think it's over and hit stop, someone says something ludicrous and we always lament not getting that idea or horrible joke on the episode - not today! We let Branden-in-a-pirate-shirt get cooking again at the end!

Well, we've got good and bad carb news, but it depends on your pov. There's a new bar near Gerg that he wants to take Branden to check out but he's gonna need to bring his clip on tail. Also, to be clear, we support and love the idea of what this bar is doing and not making fun of it.

Well everyone, if you've ever wanted to hear what an acutally broken man sounds like, you're in for a real treat. If you, like us, love Branden, this one could be a tough listen. Sorry for the extreme delay. There have been a slew of problems that have kept his episode from dropping but finally it's done. It's two parts long so midway through we lose Branden and gain mushrooms. Enjoy!

NOT the title of our sex tape (though perhaps it should be?) We sure cover a lot this episode: Gerg did something horny that most people do in their 20s, Branden invents a new lens for intimate photography, and we discover Ceej-fu. Also, Ceejus, old people boning, and the backstory of torture bed. What a great episode! nerdtalkplus.com to follow us or chime in!

Branden is back from a trip to Los Angeles to teach his baby about wearing jorts, non-fashionable mullets, and eating cheese like a dirty lyric in an alt-J song. Don't worry, the first half of the show has nothing to do with anything! Thanks a million for subscribing and being generally awesome. 

2024 is coming up Gerg! We've got swearing parrots, bananashido, offensively renaming a landmark and more! Plus, we make a bunch of really solid arguments as to why WE should have all that Bezos money instead of letting him keep building wiener rockets and dumb clocks. Also, don't worry Brandemaniacs, your king eventually joins us around the 17th minute.

If certain skin on your body is as sensitive as inside of your mouth then why wouldn't you choose warm over cold water to cleanse yourself? It's a valid question and one Gregr can't explain but we need to trust him. We found the worst person to sit next to on the airplane! And even if you prefer ranch to blue cheese, how could they do everyone dirty like this?! Ep 302

Please, if you learn anything from this episode, let it be that soup is not to be transported without great care. Also, careful talking to whales - you might take a narwhal horn to the nether regions... And lets get ready to get way lazier but great a tongue stuff with the newest CES innovation! Ep 301

Branden is off saving his children from death or something, but Gregr wanted to see Ceej's new robot body and neck hole... what a sentence. We're about to start season three of this show and there's a lot to kick around in how we're gonna run it. Does it need another person? Does it need more robot sound effects? Hoping to officially kick off season three next week! Ep 300

There was uploading error that went unnoticed (GERG!) but here we are with a final episode of 2023 but saved for our off week in 2024. Good news, Ceej survived having his head cut off but is now a weird combination of alligator and robot parts which actually sounds like a pretty great upgrade. Thanks for all the support in 2023. We put out 38 episodes (39 if you count this one) and are looking to...

For once, science gets it wrong, we come good on a threat from last week involving the monthly-chips-minute, and Branden tells a story that just won't quit! Thanks to everyone who downloads and follows our nonsense! Find us at nerdtalkplus.com.

Look, all we really care about is what part you want to replace with a robot part and what it would do to make you even cooler/creepier. One of the coolest parts of this pod for us is listening to again afterwards bc we barely retain any of it so it's basically all new again! 

Shake those tail feathers one of our favorite animal friends is all about that juicy butt. A new twist in the debate about centaurs (of course) and if it was an Apple product we'd be talking "dongles" (of course). When it comes to ignored notifications, how many you got?! We have three different hosts that all handle it differently so are you a Gerg, a Skinsquatch, or a Ceej?

We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving for most of the episode, but at least we included an extra 15% bonus at the end! Don't stand too near Gerg or you'll def become diseased. Branden contemplates moving his bonehair to somewhere cooler. And we welcome our new non-FDA-recognized pharmacist to explain a TikTok phenomenon that will have you leaving faster then a Thai person with a tuk-tuk! Happy Than...

Just three months to find someone to love you in time for Valentime's Day! If you've never considered what weapon a bear might use in hand to hand combat, this episode is for you. Need a new eyeball? Don't go the way of stupid science, instead let Nerd Talk fill that hole in your life. This is one of the all time dumbest episodes so unbuckle up!

Gerg here, sorry i screwed this up and it didn't load correctly and now I'm re-doing it and can't remember what the crap we talked about... probably AI and centaurs and maybe some immature wiener stuff. Definitely took VR into an unnecessary (totally necessary) direction!

No once can A. find the Skinsquatch or B. do an Australian accent but that doesn't stop us from trying! We get spooky with one of the all time scariest spider stories. Don't ever let evil Gerg send you anything in the mail because it gets weird real fast. And no, we weren't slonkin' fat doinks with an f'ing dragon.

This week on a spicy new episode of we cross boundaries and go from Nerd Talk Teen a few weeks ago to Nerd Talk After Dark. The blood stuff goes at least one step too far, we absolutely ruin pizza, but(t) we do ask the important questions about how Darth Vader poops - you know, for science!

We can't thank you enough for the awesome reviews, message etc. The Skinsquatch has gone missing again but don't worry, we have a mutant (with a terrible power) on the squad. Ceej gets real animated but then also delivers us the bonus track of a lifetime. Commence giggling.

It's the return of everyone's favorite Skinsquatch who oddly has lots of bone hair, we're encouraging Ceej to start a new small business, and there's truly no explanation for how weirdly this episode derailed by the end.

Welcome to a "put Ceej in a cage" episode of Nerd Talk+ where we require Ceej to make it better not worse. To make it easier on him, we spend a lot of time talking about alligators doing stuff like giving hugs with their arms and bodies and not their dinosaur mouths.

Beware of the mighty Gergon!

Sorry, nerds. Last week's episode got doubled up when THIS is the right one (I hope)! Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though his vision might be by the end the way he went after that wine bottle. Also, we have a new OnlyFans idea... 

Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though his vision might be by the end the way he went after that wine bottle. Also, we have a new OnlyFans idea... 

WARNING: Whiskey may be a factor in this following episode and the term coitus will be used almost immediately - so if you don't like whiskey and/or coitus... well what are you even doing here? Also, Branden is the new Sasquatch!