Negro Please Radio

This week Chris talks watching his son play FPSs, cold coffee, focusing on positivity and productivity, recounts an amazing weekend in DC, accepting his gifts and talents and he and homie hit a dope Caribbean spot in Silver Spring, MD.

Chris is back with the first episode of the year, this week he talks about setting up a YT channel for his son, losing his patience, New Year's as a kid, bringing in 2023 with his family and champions being overrated. 

This week Chris talks about Christmas Day, seeing your kids happy, cooking on Christmas, holiday movies, the Best Man series and his love of reality TV.

This week Chris talks about spending time with Myles, eating inside a McDonald's, the decline of McDonald's  and he takes a stroll down memory lane and talks Christmas as a kid.

This week Chris talks about possibly buying Myles a cellphone for Christmas,  his weekend at the Denver Comedy Lounge, meeting up with some old friends and why Denver is such a dope city.

This week talks about Myles playing online with his friends for the first time, being a parent with a kid online, Deion Sanders leaving Jackson State University and Gabrielle Union defending her stepdaughter against attacks from Lil Boosie. 

This week Chris talks about Myles beating a game he's been playing for a while, frustrations of gaming, the World Cup, and Bonefish Grill is terrible.     

This week Chris talks about Myles not liking talking to strangers, recalls Thanksgiving as a kid, turkey being overrated, Lil Rel and Deon Cole's comedy special, black mothers, and Colorado Springs

This week Chris talks about finding a missing Chromebook after 2 years. Myles getting straight As, Normand's wedding, Wakanda Forever and an ethnocentric teacher caught on video.

This week Chris talks about spending a great Saturday with Myles, and  getting  great news about the him at his parent-teacher conference. Meeting his first real dinosaur denier, Chris then highly convinces himself that dinosaurs may not be real. Goes down a Jurassic Park rabbit hole and ends on talking about being "finding comfort in discomfort". 

This week Chris talks himself and Myles  sharing certain personality flaws and trying to work through them together. Trying to be a better teammate in my marriage and the tragic death of rapper Takeoff sparks the tired excuse of blaming rap lyrics/music for the root cause of all bad things in the black community.

This week Chris talks about Myles growing up fast, talking too much on social media, Adidas breaks ties with Ye and his quick trip to NYC and performing at the Comedy Cellar.   I know I said I love NYC 1000x on this show and I  also inadvertently say this is episode 306 a it's actually 307 

This week Chris talks about Myles loving to play football (kinda), being a delusional basketball player, 90s point guards, abandoning negative thinking, and my true concerns for Ye. 

This week Chris talks about having a great weekend with Myles, robot rights, Adnan Sayed's release, playoff baseball, and trying to get over crippling fear of failure. 

This week Chris talks about Myles playing online more, he gives his thoughts on Jeffrey Dahmer, white privilege and KKKanye West wearing a White Lives Matter shirt.   #Kanye #JeffreyDahmer #parenting #serialkiller 

This week Chris talks about playing Minecraft with Myles, Rachel Dolezal's "leaked" OnlyFans pics, the Ime Udoka situation, black 90s actresses and getting cheated on has nothing to do with looks.   Sep 30 - Vagabond Theater - Baltimore MD  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-stand-up-comedy-showcase-the-witching-hour-tickets-407149544247?fbclid=IwAR1Vg0CAuuXeEVWR0rxd_zHact3GT7gczFhkjVlnP-2OKiEqBWEswN8...

This week Chris talks about throwing his son a memorable 10th birthday party, spending time with family , and overanalyzes the ridiculousness of a CLASSIC video.....Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! 

This week Chris talks about Myles staying at a friends house for the first time,  Moonfall a new Halle Berry sci-fi movie, asks which aliens would be scarier robotic or organic, going to work during the end of the world, and lastly his weekend at the Richmond Funnybone w/ Normand and a friends "Henry Hill" moment. UPCOMING SHOWS: Sep 21 - DC Comedy Loft - Hostbattle  https://www.dccomedyloft.com/s...

This week Chris talks about Myles making him feel good as a dad, not being a fan of walmart employees, hurting semi-fascists feelings, gourmet hot dogs,  and a great weekend of shows in DC.  Richmond Funnybone Sep 8-10 https://richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/5f50df54-fd87-45e7-99ef-5bcd89b257f7/af1fea16-a2d2-4c37-93f6-f39765439cc6/Mark_Normand/Richmond_Funny_Bone    

This week Chris talks about, shady insurance companies, college dorms, his weekend headlining in St. Louis at Helium and remembering initial vision.

This week I talk about Myles' first week back to school, the documents at Mar-a-Lago, a much needed lunch with my military friends, and therapist who was fired for telling black men they need therapy St. Louis Helium this weekend: https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196

This week Chris talks about Myles starting the 5th grade, the great turnout at the Soul Of Cville event, and a day-by-day recap of the Normand bachelor party!  Follow me on social media: @chrisalancomedy   Shows: St. Louis Helium Aug 26-27  https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196

This week Chris talks about Myles' obsession with Minecraft , he goes into detail about bombing in Fayetteville NC for 30 mins, what he learned and  watching Summer Slam high as hell and having a new found respect for professional wrestlers.

This week Chris talks about hanging out with Brian Simpson at the Richmond Funnybone, 90s video games,  AirBnB renting out old slave cabins, researchers using dead spiders to do work, and finding a new night time ritual the entire family enjoys to wind down. 

This week Chris talks about being proud that Myles is empathic towards other children, a last minute opportunity to open for the great Neal Brennan, and flying down to Atlanta for a surprise 50th wedding anniversary party, and he asks why the good samaritan who stopped a mass shooter doesn't get the national attention he should.   Upcoming shows:   Aug 4 - Tally Ho Theater Leesburg Va https://www....