Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

My So Called Hogan SIDEQUEST! Part 2.0: Its still 100 miles to the shard. The party gets split up and tries to make it the rest of the way. Grey Matter and Hogan trudge on towards the goal, but have been pushing for more than 20 hours. In order to stay awake Grey gives Hogan an “Energy Potion” with a tad of truth serum, and the verbal diarrhea kicks in. #howimmature #pizzagate #Diceheads #whodoyou...

Door Dashing SIDEQUEST! Part 2: with Maven in tow the NPCs head to see Elena and try to figure out the prophecy of the Green omen! With the new information they take a leap of faith that the pizza will be delivered and continue on their quest! When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: Dungeon Calling A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the...

Weeping Widows SIDEQUEST! Hogan has a package waiting for him in the Freehold somewhere called the Weeping Widows. Isn’t that a fungus? Anyway, they unexpectedly acquire a guide by the name of Lake.  Will our NPCs eat Lake or accept his help? Find out as the party(is that correct? They are NPCs afterall) goes off the dungeon crawling path in search of Hogan's package! When you’re finished with...

Good Vibrations The Blooder Knife is just buzzing away due to the amount of treasure behind Door 6. Deals are coming together and progress is being…..progressed? Knownst to our NPCs they are being pursued by the Warrior that gave them the heebie jeebies and could be around any corner. Find out how Kreath, Hogan, Cookie, Grey, and Ram’n get through the rest of Door 6 in this episode of the NECROMAN...

Door 6: What's with all the rabbits? The NPCs are in need of money, and all arrows point to Door 6! Tenet 6 is Money decides the value of all things! Are the Doors and Tenets connected? Let's find out! So onward to opportunity and wealth. Fame can give it a miss.  #jackalpoe #moneygame #dungeoncrawl #treasure #prophecy #deaddog #cranegame #stopfallinginto traps When you’re finished with th...

UNINTENTIONAL CIRCUMCISION In this episode of explosive activity the NPCs make a bee line for the bathroom but do they make it in time? After a short meeting with Fang the NPCs paint the dungeon with all they have. Door3 sinks to new lows as the story backs up and overflows with storyline diversions and actual plot development. Grey Matter balances the Humors and brings peace….. No, Chaos to the p...

In this episode of exposition the NPCs attempt to make a plan and are subjected to the Arraiolos bombardment of advertisements while waiting in line for the next door. Will they survive the product placement? Will Hogan get to eat his favorite doughnut? None of this will be answered in this episode, but the clues are there. #diceheads #capturedaudience #thestory #invisibilitycloak #moreclues #unde...

After Drunken Rabbits, a Vampire bat, and a need to visit the bathroom, our NPCs find themselves wandering in circles trying to get to the treasure in a low level dungeon. This is an endurance test  that will bring the party to their knees. Let's give a howl in salute to the NPCs our NPCs meet in this episode, AAAROOOO! #mazerunning #maze #leftturninalbuquerque #whenwillitend #dontgivegrapestodogs...

Beware the Centzon Tōtōchtin! For they will fill you with the gift of the Agave! Listen as Kreath rushes into the sweltering dungeon and the group faces off with an ancient, or maybe futuristic group of monsters. We’re not sure ourselves, Nigel has yet to set the timeline. But facts be damned and they set off to finish Door 1 as quickly as possible.  It's a low level dungeon, there's not much here...

Maimstop has it all and Hogan and Cookie are going shopping, in more ways than one. So let's place that order, sell off some excess gear, and get ready for the next door/ Dungeon. #maimstop #DnDgear #ballofdodge #dodgeball #squeaktoyofstealth #ifyoucandodgeawrench  #igor #iygor #takedowntheempire We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nige...

The plot thickens with the groups making plans to free the indentured servants. See what happens when GOR starts them down the path that ROCK! The SCRY™ becomes the second most important tool in their arsenal. #scry™ #thicc #thiccplot #igor #Iy #indenturedservitude #needlebomb #MAIMSTOP #TOTHEMOON #invisibilitycloak #spidersilk #spiders We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empi...

Kreath wants to play canasta, but this group is a few cards short of a deck, much less in the possession of two decks. Will they defeat the Vila? Will Ram’n/Ram Man not get spooked by anything in the dungeon?  Find out here, and don’t forget to check out our gift shop at the end of the ride™.  #slavicmonsters #restroomattendant #horseonhorse #monoehoof #pantry #isthistheend? #dungeoncrawl #vivalar...

Traps by GRIMM lay in wait for our NPCs. Be Careful where you step, and take a seat as the group wonders though the dark halls of DOOR #2. Will they get booted by a one way door, fall to their death though a trap in the floor, or will they be chased by a large boulder while an excessive amount of dust flies off their garb? Oh, wait, that was being chased by natives…..So sit back on your throne and...

To infiltrate or to not infiltrate. That is the question. While pondering on how to take down the Arraiolos kingdom, the NPCs are forced to continue their vacation. On to Door number 2! We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins  Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Robin Fry a...

Hogan has a Date! Again! Let us be the fly on the wall for a date between a Gorgon and a Goblin. Will Hogan Freeze up? Will He warm the cold blooded Em? Let’s find out how interracial dating goes in Arraiolos!  We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins  Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lett...

While crawling through dungeon 7 Hogan hooks up with a powerful monster, and all at Grey Matters suggestion. Has the party bitten off more than they can handle? Listen and find out! We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins  Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Robin Fry as Ra...

DUNGEON CRAWL! The NPC’s are on vacation and Leroy 2.0 is rebooting. What does the Adventure Vacation Package offer? What secrets does the Blooder Knife hold? Let’s find out as we make our way through the Arraiolos Adventures that are designated for the ZZRF attendees. We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar Ben Blue Jackson as...

Our NPCs are on vacation in the Kingdom to the north, Arraiolos. While on vacation, Kreath, Hogan, Grey, and Cookie, are on a mission of intelligence gathering…..Let’s hope they can gather some actual intelligence. New land, new rules! While in Arraiolos, the NPCs have entered a SAVAGE WORLD(s) that control everything they do. but we are still going to ignore what rules we want. Welcome Back! Side...

Season 2 starts on May 31st 2023. Clock is ticking! Gear up, order a Double Dark Mocha Moat Sludge with a triple espresso crossbow bolt to the head and an Ogre delight from Diceheads ahead of the event so you can be ready and awake! New Season, New Kingdom, same job; and it's all about NPC's being PC's. Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins  Jeremi...

Thanks for listening to season 1. Season 2 episode 1 will be available May 31st Thanks for Listening. You can reach us at: necromanticempire@gmail.com Follow us on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/100087239634855/ If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife Art work by https://www.instagram.com/facelesscow/ Music by: mid-2000’s...

This is your Friend the Computer. Welcome to our one-shot Paranoia episode. Your Happiness is important, and Mandatory. Our Trouble Shooters are dispatched to acquire (Clearance level not verified). Find out if this team has what it takes to stay happy, report all mutants, and do what the Computer says. The Necromantic Empire will return in May. If you like what we do, please share with your frien...

The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™ Attention Spell Components! Due to Shareholder’s needs, there will be a temporary hold on SC resurrections. Anyone affected by this hiatus will receive death benefits as listed in the NPC Manual. We. Appreciated. You.  The final sprint to …freedom? In underway! Our NPCs are making a break for the land to the north, also known as Arraiolos Octo Plano. Greener pastures are wi...

The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™ Attention Spell Components ! Due to Shareholder’s needs, there will be a temporary hold on SC resurrections. Anyone affected by this hiatus will receive death benefits as listed in the NPC Manual. We. Appreciated. You. Special guest: Rapunzel the Lettuce as Cookie Cookie is Black and white ….Horse…with an unusually sized head. Watch out for swords from unexpected places. If...

One hour into the Season Starting siege for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™. The legion of lycanthropes has breached the wall, as planned. So don’t worry. There is an option to opt out of any siege related battles, just sign up on your SCRY™, but do it quickly, the battle has already begun.(Not available to SCs) And, as always, all the Kiddie rides are running as usual, so check out our new attraction TH...

The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ season opener is starting. This year's celebration is going to be twice as big as last years, with TWO factions putting Mercantile Cove under SIEGE! Come and enjoy yourself while being held captive behind the great walls of our gateway to the empire. Make sure you sign up for expedited resurrection as the action is going to be wild! Literally.  There is an option to o...